Lindsay Lohan: Dina is booking Ali a flight to Crazytown

April 25th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is deeply concerned about her mom’s new reality show Living Lohan. Lindsay is certain that Dina is going to turn 14-year-old Ali (above) into another fiery-vadged booze robot from the planet Slut-u-tron. The Chicaga Sun-Times reports:

According to a longtime Lindsay associate and friend, the star thinks the show has the potential to be ”really toxic” and is also convinced Dina’s manipulation of Ali’s career will mess her up — as she thinks her own life has been.
Lindsay supposedly has tried to talk to her sister about all this, but Ali has stopped taking her calls, unless she promises not to dis their mom.

So, I wonder who’s the worst parent: Britney Spears or Dina Lohan? Maybe we should have them compete in a parenting contest. Actually, scratch that. Fucking terrible idea. I forgot that’s the recipe for conjuring Satan. Or is it Dead Baby Gumbo? Either way, let’s let sleeping dogs lie – or, in this case, psychologically damage their offspring so badly that Sigmund Freud would shit a cow. Then claim it’s his mother and have sex with it. That guy was weird.

Photos: Splash News

  1. …………………………….ANY QUESTIONS?

  2. Matthew

    dina:: come on grandma tiem to go to ali’s photo shoot

    old women::get away from me HELP HELP police i been kidnapped by miss lohan
    dina;;Party time

  3. noyb

    OMG she looks just like her mother… and the pair of them have something wrong with there mouth’s and nose!

  4. locochick

    I totally agree with anybody who says that they hate anything and everything about linsey lohan!!! :-)

  5. abby

    good thing she’s as ugly as original sin. otherwise, i might be worried.

  6. jess

    shes pretty busted. could do with a cheeseburger or a steak or something. thats what makes her look so old. if she quit with the eating disorder bullshit her face, among other places, would fill out and she’d look MUCH better. besides, girls are supposed to have curves, right? or did i just imagine that biology lesson about evolution and the reproductive system and child bearing bodies?

  7. whatever

    why does she look like a 40 year old Pinocchio?
    and why is crazy ass Dina dragging around albert einstein?
    seriously, that chick is fucking ugly, wtf is wrong with her?

    its the worst because you can tell they are SO PLEASED that these pictures were taken

  8. joe m

    Ali is even prettier than Lindsay who is beautiful.
    It’s interesting how many ugly losers are jealous
    of the gorgeous Lohan women.

  9. Kerry

    Mostly dumb insulting comments here. Ali Lohan is quite beautiful now. She was 14 then and her makeup was overdone. She is now quite tall, slender and beautiful now and still growing. Lindsay has a good point. A reality show is harmful for a budding career in acting, modeling, singing. Ali is better off with Lindsay in the sense that Lindsay’s connection to people in the industry can help Ali work on areas that she needs to develop and have a better understanding of the skills necessary for those that are pursuing an entertainment career.

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