Lindsay Lohan working on new album

8 days till Paris spends her 23 +/- day vacation in Lynwood! For all we know, Lohan and Nicole will be next. The stars must be aligning! Now that’s hot!

oooops…I craped my pants

Hello Dolly!
Well, Hello Dolly!
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong
You’re looking swell, Dolly,
We can tell, Dolly,
You’re still glowin’, you’re still crowin’
You’re still goin’ strong.
We feel the room swayin’
For the band’s playin’
One of your old fav’rite songs from ‘way back when

Okay let’s see, who will the police be charging for the coke in the car? It doesn’t appear that the other two passengers are fessingup to it in honor of Lowhore.

So what is the police policy in LA on this?

She’s going to be hit with a DUI and with her background already of rehab for drinking and drugging, well most likely on that charge alone she will have mandatory testing.

She’ll blow that off a couple of times, plead victimhood, and then be charged with not meeting the requirements, then oh glory and praise be the Lord….

JAILTIME.

And this with her 21st birthday still in front of her. What an idiot.

PLEASE UPDATE THIS SITE! It’s had the same headline for days!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where is the innnnnnnnnnnfoooooooooooooooooooooooo

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY no reason for delay.
i need news. i need raw editorial opinions.
WEEKENDS NEED TO BE COVERED.

If a conservative ran this site, it would have been updated all throughout the weekend. Sorry Libs take every break, day off and refuse to work overtime.

Oh, right, American holiday.

Por que?

that’s it, i’m done with this site. between the constant typekey screw-ups, the steadily more awful writing, painfully stupid jokes and the lack of updates, it’s obvious whoever runs this just doesn’t care anymore.

therefore, neither do i.

i’m giving up on this site too… are you guys even alive?!!

at this rate, Perezhilton.com is kicking your ass!!!!

Oh you don’t work holidays either, that’s right. Hilarious. I forgot how much thought it takes to come up with that awful witty banter. Wow this site sucks

You´re right.. this sucks. Check out this video of Linday´s car crash. Totally cool.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-did-some-coke-crashed-her-car-got-arrested-allegedly-002493

WTC!!! I got today off and now there’s nothing to fracking do on here.

So bummed…:(

What’s going on? By the time you post something else I guess the bitch’s album is gonna be done!
Come on….we’re waiting. But maybe not for long!

so…

what we understand is…

she had a driver
[that's it really]

oh and they found some coke
[wasn't mine : ) ]

take your time babes…

…and get over it

we’ll be fine thanks : )

does the celebrity world stop on holidays and weekends? come onnnn

alright seriously if you’re just going to shit on everything, don’t bother commenting. even if you hate reading about lindsay lohan, you still read this site everyday for someone else, so just admit you love smut, nipple-slips, drugs, and potential pregnancies and get over yourself.

no one actually LOVES lindsay lohan anyway, haha…

and yeah this memorial-day hiatus us really irritating

I guess the Superfish dude can only use the computer at work…

I haven’t been on here for days and when i come back it’s the same bloody posts!

Fish you suck!

Seriously, if you want to have fun with this, join her i-squad at cassablanca records. Last time, we all got a notification email to watch her on Regis and Kelly. Lohan was too wasted to make it, so they shut down her fan club in less than 24 hours.

If you have trouble logging in after you have been bad, all you need is to log in from a different network card. I think they block your mac address after you say something bad about her.

what does she do again? she’s not very exciting.

I think its funny that people like Lindsay Lohan have fans that actually admire them. Fans that are, like, six years old. Everyone above that age just laughs at her.

Maybe the Superfish went on vacation. He´s got the right to have a life outside the site you know? but… he should´ve hired someone to cover him up. This is pathetic! No posts over the weekend, and no post today?

This SUCKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

This record will be more introspective, self-examinating, epiphany bullshit. Three albums of the same crap… songs Brit Spears rejected years ago.

The best attack is to make sure she never wins MTV’s TRL ratings. Votefortheworst.com could end her career for good if the Keep Lohan out of any chance to win TRL.

she’s playing a stripper in her new movie :) should be sweeet

what a great outfit.

imran karim

IS THERE A RECORDING STUDIO IN REHAB??

Check this out – even other celeb sites are bashing the “formerly A-list site, The Superficial.”

Hahahaha! Well, no. Actually it’s quite sad…

CAN YOU GUYS UPDATE? MAYBE? JUST MAYBE? It’s getting really old…

NOT COOL. I AM DONE WITH THIS CRAP.

Someone’s getting a little chunky… and those freckles are hella annoying!

How well could her first two albums have sold?

ummm update? please?

Um hello?, it’s MONDAY, who the fuck dropped the ball? update please, we’re all getting sick of looking at Ho-Han’s nasty face…

Just thought I’d swing by and say that I’m deleting this site from my favorites list and will not come back or tell people about it… I’m sticking with perezhilton and tmz for my celeb news from now on… here’s some advice: if you have hundreds of thousands of people visiting your site based on breaking celeb news stories, then you need to update it every day. If perez can do it, you can do it…

dlisted.com

way better than this site

yeah wheres the update?? Miss America falls on her ass at the Miss Universe pageant!

OK guys, I’m as annoyed about the lack of new posts as anyone else but seriously, perezhilton, dlisted? I’d rather wait a while and read something that’s actually witty and well written, not just a pile of bitchy crap.

#131 – sorry, you’ve used that trap before. It wasn’t funny then, and it isn’t funny now.

No one here wants to see shit like that so either stop it or go to Perez’s site & post that shit.

I agree with my husband. #131, stop that behavior immediately!

wedge, what the heck are you hollering at 131 about ???

“it’s like marrying a hamburger and finding out it’s delicious.”thesuperficial(Pam Anderson post)
That shit was hilarious, don’t listen to them Fish.

Man, this guy is trying sooo hard to see up her skirt. Tard.

Im so sick of this trampy coke slut. Does anyone even care what she does anymore?

Im so sick of this trampy coke slut. Does anyone even care what she does anymore?

Im so sick of this trampy coke slut. Does anyone even care what she does anymore?

Hi from Spain!!
I guess you’re jealous of her. why can you let all famous people live their own life??? Your’re such a crowd of idiots!!!
Or maybe is that you don’t have your own life and that’s why you have to make your nose in all others’s!!!
Let them alone!!!
and try to find something interesting in your life!!
I’m pretty sure that Lindsay will have more interesting things to say about the people she knows than these that you are saying!! That shows hooooow intellingent and brilliant are all of you!!
Bye…

Hmmmm………….
I know this and really a cool one.

oh my lady gaga