Remember when I suggested the Promises rehab facility was like a circus? Turns out I wasn’t too far off, as Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Venice Beach Wednesday bicycling and roller blading with some friends. And maybe I’m not the master of subtlety that she is, but if you’re trying to be inconspicuous, maybe taking your shirt off and riding around in your bikini isn’t the best idea. “They’re taking my picture! I know how to stop them, I’ll take my shirt off! Wait, they’re not stopping. Noooooo!”
Photos: X17
-Woodie | June 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Looking good…
lambman | June 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
This healthier, more athletic lifestyle suits her well…she’s been looking really good lately.
Can a film studio demand that she spend every night in a rehab facility while shooting? Because it seems like the best way to get her career back on track
bigsteamyone | June 22, 2007 at 12:29 pm
SKANKERELLA
Poroleishon | June 22, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Yeah… but if you´re an addict in every trip out of rehab you might be tempted to sniff coke even in the dressing room.
I hope for her own good that she isn´t.
Reli | June 22, 2007 at 12:34 pm
she’s gained weight.
ssarah | June 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
STAND UP STRAIGHT. god.
helistar | June 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
that chick in the black is really hot.. nice abs
Lindsay needs to hit the gym.
ssdd | June 22, 2007 at 12:37 pm
The snot nosed delinquent freckled mess on her tricycle….trolling for liquor and any man that will have her skanky tramp ass. She is such a fuckup….she seriously needs to go back to the cave her inbred family crawled out of.
llllllllll | June 22, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I thought she went to rehab to lose her narcotics habit, not her @ss.
athena | June 22, 2007 at 12:43 pm
People still ROLLERBLADE?!
jrzmommy | June 22, 2007 at 12:43 pm
the skin on her shoulder looks like pumice.
Bag-o-fun | June 22, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Even if she is a stupid spoiled whore, her body ALMOST looks like the body that people made such a stink about before she went all anorexia on us.
Now that she’s without smokes and booze, she gonna turn into Jabba pretty soon here. But for now – looking GOOD, bitch,
krazihottkelli | June 22, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Yallz justALLZ
JeALOUZ DADDY
DOnt callz you
LINDSEY when he
FUCKZ YOU IN
THE azz. HE only
duz that forME
and MY DOLLY.
FIRE CANABIS | June 22, 2007 at 12:51 pm
She never had an ass! I think that it’s great that she is in rehab, doing her thing! Stop all the negativity, Dick juices!
moviedownloadr.com | June 22, 2007 at 12:51 pm
i also think movies should be free and i think thats what the public wants,,, again the biz has changed …..at least i think thats what the public wants…
maeby | June 22, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Im pretty sure that riding around on tricyles and pretending to rollerblade isnt really considered “rehab”.. However this just strenghtens my theory that Promises rehab is actually just a bunch of celebrities fingerpainting and wiping boogers on walls.
schack | June 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
you’re an idiot 15. everyone wants everything to be free, that doesn’t mean ceo’s are gonna turn into santa claus.
on lindsay: NO ASS, BOTCHED TITS, SALAMI SKIN, FRIED HORSEHAIR
Fishstick | June 22, 2007 at 12:56 pm
mmmm…fried horsehair.
Metric Giraffe | June 22, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Thank goodness. With all this stuff about her “taking rehab seriously” I was getting worried she might actually stop being such a ridiculous human being. And then what who I compare myself to when I want to feel better about myself? Good to know it was all a joke.
Thanks, Lindsay, for supplying the world with the phrase, “At least I’m not Lindsay Lohan.”
schack | June 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm
why is The Random in the bottom left a thousand times prettier?
ya_rly | June 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm
[counselor] good morning everyone. Since it’s Friday and you’ve all progressed so well, let’s say we take a day off and do some enjoyable activities, shall we? Any suggestions?
[girl] How about we go down to the beach and get a Coke? It’s a beautiful day outsi-
[lindsay] there’s coke at the beach? last one there’s a rotten egg!
jrzmommy | June 22, 2007 at 12:58 pm
okay, thanks for reiterating what the post just told us, #16. can you say paraphrase?
schack | June 22, 2007 at 1:02 pm
(#21) sand: nature’s cocaine. god, can’t believe you didn’t know that. don’t need no straw; bury face and sniffffffffffffffffffff
cinna | June 22, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I absolutely cannot see how she made Maxim #1. No way. They are smokin’ you know what…
Sydney Bristol | June 22, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Last time I was at Venice Beach (about 10 years ago), It was not exactly a wholesome family environment. The NORML people were handing out hemp seeds and you were lucky if you didn’t walk 100 feet without bumping into another junkie. Maybe things have changed there.
mr gossip | June 22, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Sometimes I forget how young Lindsay Lohan is. just about to turn 21, already in rehab and still has 90 years to go till she hits the relatively tame 30′s. We will have no shortage of entertainment from her for the next decade. Im sure she’ll end up in jail at some point http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com
good head | June 22, 2007 at 1:04 pm
jrzmommy, sucks monkey balls! I know, I live right next to the Bitch!
WastedOne | June 22, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Is she so plastered that he friends have to hold her up rollerblading? I’ll go with she just sucks. And god, rollerblading is soooo lame! Is that some sort of tramp stamp scribbled above her so called ass? Probably says “If you are reading this you are getting a disease”
schack | June 22, 2007 at 1:09 pm
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and she’s only just 21!
Victor | June 22, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Motherfucker….take a look at her toes, those fuckers are thick and fat. Hmmmm….that might just turn me off from fucking her.
Bugman4045 | June 22, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I hope she is learning that she can have a good time in life without snorting coke and swilling liquor…
Or she could just drop dead.
Either one would really be fine with me.
jrzmommy | June 22, 2007 at 1:15 pm
monkey balls taste like bananas….you say that like its a bad thing.
PostModernX | June 22, 2007 at 1:15 pm
She looks like an elephant.
The new Superfish editor SUCKS…. Has no new material. Almost needs a padam-pam-pshhht at the end of each punchline.
Can anticlown media hire somebody better?… and someone who also posts on the weekends?
Doomhammer | June 22, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Every picture I see of her looks like she should be at Nascar race… white trash.
zippysweetcheeks | June 22, 2007 at 1:18 pm
how in the world was this women voted hottest out of 100 other women. the people over at Maxim are smoking crack
WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag | June 22, 2007 at 1:21 pm
why does she cover her face? – it’s her hooha we’re tired of seeing.
#27 Good Head, living on the street corner hardly qualifies you to be a good judge of other people’s character.
Boba Fett | June 22, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Sex tape should be out anytime now……..
Spindoc | June 22, 2007 at 1:29 pm
She can’t even lay low for one month?
edan | June 22, 2007 at 1:38 pm
She can’t even lay low for one month…while she’s being REHABILITATED for addiction? GAWD.
xavierh | June 22, 2007 at 1:39 pm
What’s with the bionic cameltoe in the light yellow/green shorts in pix 2 and 3?
As for LL, she looks pretty good to me. I can’t imagine that rehab is supposed to be lockdown; maybe they do get a day off. And she’s only skating and biking, it’s not like she’s pulling the train on the beach.
P Trades | June 22, 2007 at 1:42 pm
credit for trying!!!! i guess
Snatch | June 22, 2007 at 1:46 pm
She can’t get her picture taken in rehab, you know, due to HIPAA. Screw it. I have nothing else to say.
jrzmommy | June 22, 2007 at 1:50 pm
her mom and dad really got into it outside of divorce court today apparently.
WowJustWow | June 22, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Long Island trash. Nothing more.
Sissy Boi | June 22, 2007 at 1:56 pm
mmmmmmmmm Bionic cameltoe, Yummy
schack | June 22, 2007 at 1:58 pm
umm #40- of course she looks OK. but she’s a far cry from the gorgeous faunlet days of mean girls- and it’s her own doing- she bleaches her skin, then puts tanner on; she gets implants put in and taken out so that her boobs are saggier than a 30 yr. old’s, and she bleaches otherwise gorgeous hair to look like someone else. resulting in the seedy looking creature above, which looks okay, but not like a star or model, you know?
stuperstar | June 22, 2007 at 1:59 pm
You’d think with how much money she has, she could at least pay someone to help her put on her fake tanning lotion! That shit looks terrible and uneven. I’m disappointed in her lack of precision used to administer tan lotion. shame, shame.
Loli | June 22, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I think part of the rehab process is teaching these people that there are ways to have a good time that don’t involve drugs or alcohol. I hope she sticks to it. I’m not a huge fan of hers, but I feel bad for her in the same way I feel bad for any person who grew up with a screwed up family… and hers is pretty horrible.
xavierh | June 22, 2007 at 2:09 pm
46, yes I agree. She was once on a magazine cover a year or two ago (!), and without looking carefully, I thought she was in her late 20s or close to 30. Mean Girls was definitely her zenith. A faunlet, indeed! She’s got to stay out of the sun and stop smoking. I guess the drinking and coke don’t help, either. The folks at Maxim must’ve been looking at old photos. (Like from Parent Trap.)
poorlycutpaperdoll | June 22, 2007 at 2:16 pm
wat happen if ppl stop hiring her to be in films soon, wit all dis car crashes and rehabs.. doesnt she think abt it. Drew Berrymoore worked hard to change her ways and regained her career.. I hope LL will come to her senses b4 it’s too late. It’s pretty sad to see how one tends to be Paris Hilton when one is privillaged.