Lindsay Lohan: Woman of the Night

May 4th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Lindsay Lohan inexplicably posed for these pics in Montreal over the weekend, and is anyone (with a penis) getting the feeling there should be a 900 number at the bottom of these along with hourly rates? I’m not saying I’d call, but I bet she accepts Red Bull and baby laxatives as payment. …. *picks up phone*

Photos: Splash News

  1. Jibbly Biggins

    Face looks super scary in pic 2. If she wants to be a prostitute she could at least improve upon the lighting…..face reminds me of that movie Gremlins.

  2. JACKNASTY

    MY BOYS BACK IN EASTWAY PARK WOULD KILL TO RUN A TRAIN ON THAT BITCH!!!!!!

  3. hindesky

    Where does the line start to buy her services? Let me be the first in line. She looks hot to me.

  4. Rachell

    God she’s fugly…from her unwashed hair and dirty face to her hammer toes. What did people ever see in this girl? She’s the ugliest chick on the planet.

  5. titsonsnack

    I am getting bored of hearing about this chick do nothing.
    She isn’t even crashing and burning in any sort of interesting way anymore. Here’s photos of her dressing like an escort in Quebec. Wow.

  6. The Laughing G-D

    She looks as if she would be sticky

  7. The Laughing G-D

    with her crinkled hammer toes

  8. live and let live

    People can say what they will about her, but I think she is absolutely gorgeous…she’s my thinspo. And, if she’d get her life straightened out, she actually is a very talented actress.

  9. jaffer@google.com

    She is not that hot, but then again I would fuck her even though I am gay.

    jaffer@google.com

  10. Dr McNasty

    Come on, people. She’s hot for what she is. A $10 prostitute. Everyone’s acting like she’s a movie star or something. That’s not fair to a woman who’s just trying to make a living.

  11. ugh

    UNCLEAN SKANK. YUCK AND ENOUGH.

  12. Bobbillybob

    Well she looks…fucking hot!!! You can see she’s putting on healthy weight again.

  13. SHE NEEDS A ROPE & A CHAIR, folks?

  14. WoW , she looks great , now that she put on some weight she looks incredible.

  15. I think Lohan is Irish for “easy lay”.

  16. Look at her boobs, its needs good message to uplift them. W call it ‘Made by Hand.’

  17. Her boobies needs a good hand message. I call it ‘Made by Hand.’

  18. is anyone out there really attracted to this woman? if so, WHY?

  19. Sprmcandy

    The cunt kinda looks sorta cute for once.

  20. butt monkey

    I wanna tongue phuck her tight round skinny lil’ booty. Is it just me or is she looking horny as hell ? I bet her sweet vagina tastes like cotton candy … Beat me baby, i need love!…beat me with your ruber glove! Help me , i’m a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

  21. lol

    these are embarrassing.

  22. Monica

    lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente

  23. Monica

    lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente

  24. Monica

    lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente

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