Lindsay Lohan inexplicably posed for these pics in Montreal over the weekend, and is anyone (with a penis) getting the feeling there should be a 900 number at the bottom of these along with hourly rates? I’m not saying I’d call, but I bet she accepts Red Bull and baby laxatives as payment. …. *picks up phone*
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TZ | May 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Those are some quality images…nice shadow on the wall.
Eva | May 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Surprisingly enough she doesn’t look too bad here.
a REAL woman who loves d*ck | May 4, 2009 at 12:35 pm
what MAN would be interested in her?! she obviously can’t handle the cock which is why she has to have a girl rub her p*ssy.
DeeplySuperficialGal | May 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm
This girl is definitely “stunted”, I mean with all she’s got going for her, why is she still acting like a tween trailor park girl setting up a new myspace page?
DeeplySuperficialGal | May 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm
This girl is definitely “stunted”, I mean with all she’s got going for her, why is she still acting like a tween trailer park girl setting up a new myspace page?
Objection sustained | May 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Fornarina!
bored in ga | May 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm
the corns on her toes are out of this world. Maybe time for a pedi, Linds?
. | May 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She has no curves. No hips, no waist, just straight and flat like a board.
lily white | May 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm
She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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Crazy Oldie | May 4, 2009 at 12:46 pm
she does not look hot at all.
MustangSally | May 4, 2009 at 12:57 pm
10. Crazy Oldie – May 4, 2009 12:46 PM
she does not look hot at all.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN?
take a look at her face in pic number 3
I seriously doubt you have ever even seen a girl that bealtiful
I don´t belive any of you have ever seen a girl as bealtiful as that
sluty pics though. you don´t need that linds
weaselspeed | May 4, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I dunno if those are corns or bandaids, but her feet look gross!
just sayin | May 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm
#5: …because she is!
I said this would happen. I also said Miley Cyrus would be next. Just you wait and see
Hopeless Romantic | May 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
These are some stills from the new “Twilight” movie. Honest.
vito | May 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Thank you, Nostradamus. Would have been nice if you could have predicted something useful and important…like Kate Moss sunbathing topless (again).
Deacon Jones | May 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
B-O-I-N-G !!!!
teddy | May 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm
what color are her eyes? one day blue, green, and fishy eyed. wtf? coloured contacts much…either way what color r her they be…poo brown? hazel
teddy | May 4, 2009 at 1:43 pm
what color are her eyes? one day blue, green, and fishy eyed. wtf? coloured contacts much…either way what color r her they be…poo brown? hazel
Mr. Obvious | May 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
she looks pretty coked-up.
Kaur Virk | May 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
MONTREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dirk | May 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Peen won’t satisfy her after she’s had Samantha’s whole arm up her twat!
Somebody | May 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm
it looks like LL is on the path to do playboy then a few softcore porn, then hardcore…how she have $$ to travel? she cashed her last paycheck way back in the days.
I'd phuck her | May 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm
all night!
Prick McGill | May 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm
No man’ll satisfy her after all that lez-likkin & fistin’. “What’s the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?,” a guy asks. “I’d spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.”
Superbiggerevil | May 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Congrats Mommy Dina….you’ve raised one fine Call Girl. So proud you must be.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | May 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
ya know, I honestly want to hit this. Seriously, I really want to make babies with this.
Whogivesafuck | May 4, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I’d rail her!!
Krassy McKrass | May 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I would hit even if it meant having orange stains on my schlong.
Captain James T. Kirk | May 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.
Captain James T. Kirk | May 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm
She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.
Captain James T. Kirk | May 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm
She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.
Deacon Jones | May 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@ Captain
“and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white”
That’s fucking classic! We think alike
superficial | May 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
hey guys, enough of this bitch
Check this out
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jlylec | May 4, 2009 at 3:18 pm
there you go girl…she’d get it again. way to bounce back.
Kelley | May 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
God, her eyes look so drugged …
lola | May 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
She is looking much better. Still looks vapid and washed out
Gando | May 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm
She looks pretty acceptable on these pics.The 2nd pic could be a great mouthshot.It’s only a pitty that she doesn’t have her nail addiction in control.
PunkA | May 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm
How much do you think she charges er hour? My guess is $250, plus a pile of coke. She will upsell you for Greek. Dirty girl.
Mr. Jones | May 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
They say things go better with coke.
I have my doubts.
Ponco | May 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
She is aging like the speed of sound. She looks 36!
techman | May 4, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Sorry to break it to everyone, especially you Linds, but here in Montreal the average girl on the street is wayyyy hotter than that and escorts here would make her look like a little boy by comparison. You should try London, Linds. Maybe you could give Amy Wino a run for her money.
techman | May 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hate to break it to you Linds, but the women here in Montreal are so much hotter than you are that you should have stayed home. Maybe try London instead. Amy Winehouse is more on your level of competition.
OnlyGayEskimo | May 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Who needs knives, guns, or bodyguards when you have elbows that can kill?
g_girl | May 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She looks dehydrated.
Tucker Jay | May 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I would put a bag on her body and fu*k her face?
Mercedes Henry | May 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I think you guys need to leave the her alone, And stop it !
Maxwell Hammer | May 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Your url for this post is “lindsay_lohan_woman_of_the_nig.php”
I’m offended. You would think that in this day and age and with a black man as president your site wouldn’t be prejudiced against the nig.php populace.
Meh | May 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@#47: Man, that’s “lindsay_lohan_woman_of_the_nig-HT.php”
Get it? NIG-HT! Don’t be so offended dude…. And Lindsay… this girl need some serious curves.
dude | May 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm
she looks amazing i’d bang her in a ny minute
Do FreeBird | May 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Her hair looks filthy. she looks anorexic