Lindsay Lohan with mystery man

60′s sailor dress? Goddammit. I just spent all morning at the Salvation Army trying on 80′s gaywad pants so I could be in style like all the New Yarkers. I didn’t know I was suppose to look for a sailor dress too. Fuck.

currently at 173

i fucking love gwen

thanks babe

[and pink :)]

It’s gotta suck to define yourself by what you wear, where you hang out, how many designer things you own, where your apartment is, how much money you have or how famous you are, blah blah blah instead of being a good, caring, intelligent, compassionate person. God, some people are so fucking shallow, pointless, and just plain pathetic. Thank God I had parents that actually have REAL values and care about important things instead of all this shit. Yes, it is fun to have nice things and to be superficial once in awhile, but if you define your entire existence by what type of bag you have, or if you’re a “hipster” or an “emo kid” or any of that other pointless shit, then you are NEVER going to be truly happy, and i truly pity you.

@301-

OMGZ U R SOOOO NOT KEWL!!!11 LOLZ UR SOOO OUT OF STYLE, U SHOULD BE SOOO EMBARRASSED, i KNOW I WOULD DIE IF I WASNT SOOOO KEWL LIKE MY IDOL LINDSAY HOHAN!11!ELEVEN SHE IS THE ROXXORZ OMGZ LOLZ!!1

299

You mean, there are other things in life more meaningful than obsessing feverishly over your “personal aesthetic” and snorting coke while continuously repeating how cool you are because you live in NYC??? Who would have ever thought.

it’s derek blasberg.

annoying fucker.

190 not sure
but yes…
half each

#225 lol :))

does he deliver internationally ?

this rant on being a “real” new york city person, being a hipster, a fashion maven and a drug user was one of the longest threads ever, so let me make it longer! i am from New York City, am Hispanic and grew up in Brooklyn, the Lower East Side, and now in the “hip” Bronx. i have lived here all my life and am a bit older (I think) than some of the post-ers. i also work in the fashion industry, and have worked very hard to succeed in this industry. i am not a rich kid who ended up slumming in fashion because “daddy pays the bills.” now, one of the post-ers on this thread is snobby, a name dropper, and a pseudo intellectual who feels the need to lecture everyone on her hipness quotient and her new york and fashion know-how. though she may claim to have grown up here and know so much about everything, her tone is bullshit. i’m embarrassed that this person claims to be from NYC. she make us look bad.
Lindsay’s outfit is not attractive, it could be worth thousands of dollars but it’s still ugly. nevertheless, she can wear that because she’s famous, and though any magazine editor will shake their head at such hideousness, no one will fully rag on her in the trades because she wears many designers when she goes out on the town, and gives them free publicity. this is obviously her “who gives a sh*t” outfit, the type diane keaton would wear back in the 70s that was considered the “why should i dress up for YOU?” look. so she looks horrid. ok.

#227 just be careful

#234 [are we nearly there yet?]

Nice tapered jeans you 1984 bugle boy model reject

[back to real time]

…yes they do :)

[and resume]

265

ok intervention
you are not strong
enough
for
that
s
h
i
t
it
is obvious

so try to stop now.

kay ?

) [love]

309

That “one post-er on this thread” is apoca’heteronormative’lypbitch, you can say it, and she does make you all loook bad.

#298 yues do realise that i know everything?

lol bitches :)))

#144 Funny, I thought that was just being stupid and paying too much money for stuff that looks like shit, and should have died a horrible death the first time around. When they sold it at JCPenney.

Why don’t we all pay $800 for a pair of Dickies overalls with a real farmer’s shit stain in them! And we can have a real live pig on a leash that drinks Evian. Don’t forget the straw hat. Hand woven to look like authentic Amish for only $1200.00. Fucking elitist snobs.

There’s a whole wide world outside of New York City, and you clueless bastards ought be required to experience it before getting the right to free speech. Sort of a reality check bootcamp for ass embedded headcases like yourself.

Just to note. Not all New Yorkers are assholes. I like a lot of them. Just not this one.

#

…ok
…well done
…everyone

stand down

[late]

we’re off soon
so do your
best

you made all
that
mon
e
y
for
a reason
try to remember

[love]

…before we go
…from new scientist…

A blitz of star formation is taking place in a where two galaxies have collided, the Hubble Space Telescope has revealed. Researchers say studying the collision should shed light on the early universe, when such mergers were commonplace

…so
…luck
…guys

[out]

ok you annoyed me enough
to get mne back
[one time]

Daryl Hannah was among several protestors arrested in Los Angeles’s South Central Urban Garden on Tuesday.

what the fuck?
there are real people
dyiung
dieing
fucking dyiung
dying

in africa

[are we *NEARLY* there yet?]

ok
last time

you are here for a reason
no other fucker can work it out
you serve no fucking purpose

but everyything
every
thing
e
v
e
r
y
thing
you touch
turns to fucking gold

…[thinks to h*8self]
…why would that be
…wtf ?
…i can have anything i want?
…well lets …

ok

it’s payback time

[are they getting it yet?]

Ten bucks says apocalypsist just graduated from one of the Seven Sisters or another LAC somewhere in the top 25, and used to be very earnest and liberal but is now clinging to the last vestiges of her progressive viewpoint at her nonprofit job while she bides her time and waits to sell out once she’s built her resume up after having wasted several years ruminating over her role in the world. I know a few people just like this. An additional five says she is not a New Yorker by birth, but has come to know the city very well in later years, or if she is from NY, she’s from Long Island. I can’t imagine a native Manhattanite that is as insecure in her status as a New Yorker (and her life) as is this chick.

That said, I like Lindsay’s outfit and hair, and I don’t like the dude’s outfit because his pants are too tight. I have seen enough men in tight pants to know that I do not like it. It’s bad enough on skinny hipster dudes but on fat guys it’s definitely a felony. BAD.

I find it interesting that she does little-to-no work at that nonprofit she’s so proud of ‘working’ for. You can her tell heart’s really in it.

@324-

Yeah, you just KNOW she makes fun of all the poor, starving Africans and whoever she “helps” at this non-profit because they are SOO POOR OMGZ LOLZ and they don’t have the latest in-style handbag, or the in-style-right-this-second hideous skinny jeans, but I bet she envies their emaciated, concentration camp Ethiopian bodies. You just know she wishes she had that willpower…not realizing that they ARE STARVING TO DEATH!!!! Dumb ass cunt. She’s ALMOST as stupid as the bitch she just LOOOVES, aka Hohan, and all the other Hollywood scum. But she’s still better than me because I live in VA, I’m a Southerner, so I MUST be an ignorant, trailer-park dwelling, Bible-thumping incestuous redneck. People like her should be shot. Hell, Stalin knew what he was doing by getting rid of these intelligentsia snobby elitist fucks! I bet she has NO IDEA who Stalin is, she probably thinks he’s a hip new fashion designer! Dumbass.

every second

can you imagine?

what *real*
starvation
feels
like?

They should call that guy Skittles, cuz he’s definitely tasted the rainbow.

@326-

No, and I hope I never have to find out. It breaks my heart thinking about those poor people, and then we have asshats like Hohan spending millions on these ugly ass clothes when she could be doing something to HELP those poor people. I hope her version of hell is spending eternity in Kmart rags begging on the streets with a scarred face and a fat, bloated body. I truly hope people get what they deserve, if not in this life, then in the next.

328

well you will be happy to hear…

there is no next

v

v

v

last orders

i havn’t passed it on
just me and the ponies

auto-destruct in process

how to stop it?

oh no !

[we can help here]
[its called sharing]
[new concept]
[lol bitch]

i just saw it…
[laughing]
lol babe :)
i just felt there
was more to it :))

…aah the old days
…pink on acid :)

His ass is HUGE.
Skinny jeans are not flattering on you, dude.

he’s derek and hes fabulous. Oh memories of time well spent at nyu.

and look where he is now… our lil socialite and “it boy” :)

ok for those who didn’t see…

top left :)

oh ok, just fuck right off
as they say in jo’berg :)

I’m not sure if anyone here get’s it, but the tight black pants and the slight mohawk is the shit these days. Teehee, I bet you’re all sitting in your Mighty Ducks collagesweaters and oversized pants filled with stains from skittles and single nights, sporting soft misplaced hairs where your beard will one day will grow, making you look…older.

Let’s not forget who we are supposed to rip on here. She’s right there besides him, hiding behind a small country inhabited by freckles.