Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis

October 27th, 2008 // 65 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is apparently denying she enjoys the sensual comforts of a lady despite the fact Samantha “Gargoyle” Ronson is constantly attached to her hip. The Sun reports:

But Hollywood insider Jo Piazza said: “Linds is adamant she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for.”
A friend of the star said: “She has been telling everyone she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if it went wrong with Sam she’d date a guy. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

Like the old saying goes: “You can take the penis out of Lindsay, but you can’t” – no, that’s definitely not right. Hmmm. Okay, got it: “One in the hand is worth two in the fire-crotch.” I guess cause they melt, I dunno. I never read The Bible.

Photos: WENN

  1. Sport

    Randal – all i can say is ‘FAG!’

    she simply needed attention and somewbody who paya he bills, folks!!
    They don’t believe her anymore, STRANGE?
    that’s why SAM THE SHAM!!

  3. Wild One

    Is she actually moving her hair so they can see her boobs better?

  4. hedgehog

    I thought she was moving her hair to hide her armpits

  5. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Maybe she’s starting to lose interest in that frankenstein looking freak show who, apparently, hasn’t magically grown a cock yet…. she’s starting to get as ugly her anyway.

  6. Big Al

    She will never give up the penis because Sam has a penis!! Did you look at those underarms?? She be skanky too!!

  7. Phil

    Lookin tasty

  8. Sondra

    She loves pussy and I suspect Sam uses a strap on too.

  9. el ces

    “She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

    Sam better teach that girl some respect.

    *LOL* I love that “talk to the hand” look Lindsay has in the 1st pic.

  10. Martin

    RSS feed still broken!

  11. Miserable Bastard

    She looks like she should be riding a seashell in “The Birth of Venus”. Except it’s Lindsay Lohan, so the name would have to be changed to something like “The Girth of Penis”.

  12. Bickus Dickus

    When did Frankie Munez have a sex change? Or is he just in drag?

  13. Wow…, she is hot and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  14. Yes

    Sounds like coming out is difficult for her.

    Bisexual insurance…

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