Lindsay Lohan is apparently denying she enjoys the sensual comforts of a lady despite the fact Samantha “Gargoyle” Ronson is constantly attached to her hip. The Sun reports:
But Hollywood insider Jo Piazza said: “Linds is adamant she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for.”
A friend of the star said: “She has been telling everyone she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if it went wrong with Sam she’d date a guy. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”
Like the old saying goes: “You can take the penis out of Lindsay, but you can’t” – no, that’s definitely not right. Hmmm. Okay, got it: “One in the hand is worth two in the fire-crotch.” I guess cause they melt, I dunno. I never read The Bible.
Photos: WENN
CoCkBlOcK | October 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm
First losers!
CoCkBlOcK | October 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm
First losers!
tp | October 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Deodorant pits
SueMe | October 27, 2008 at 5:31 pm
And this is important why?
roastbeef | October 27, 2008 at 5:32 pm
She’s getting Jenna Jameson Duck-Face-itis
CoCkBlOcK | October 27, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I block cocks with my anus!
Rough Daddy | October 27, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Gapped!!!!!!!!
Deacon Jones | October 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Imagine her facial reaction when she fucks the next guy – she’ll look like Ahnold in Total Recall when he falls onto the martian surface and his face starts contorting
billabong021 | October 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Okay wtf is up with her lips?
Is it just me or does she look like she’s braying in that first pic?
supersex | October 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
i’d fuck her in the ass then put it down her thoat!
me | October 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
who did the shitty photoshop job on her face?
me | October 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
who did the shitty photoshop job on her face?
Ted Mosby | October 27, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I wonder if she has freckles EVERYWHERE
Jayger | October 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Her armpits are ghastly — er — ghostly.
supersex | October 27, 2008 at 5:41 pm
the bitch also needs a clear deodorant!!!
Rough Daddy | October 27, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I believe her, she still have that softness going on…she doesnt have that look where shes been rubbed with lemon juice! like jodie foster, michelle rodriguez and Terminator 3girl….
monkeyfightclub | October 27, 2008 at 5:46 pm
pic 4 is what she does with her hair before dudes bust a nut on her boobs.
meghanfihs | October 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I love how her feet are a totally different color than her legs
meghanfihs | October 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I love how her feet are a totally different color than her legs
mr. T | October 27, 2008 at 5:54 pm
JUST THINKING ABOUT FUCKING THAT WALKING HERPES CARNIVAL MAKES MY DICK SHRINK UP INSIDE ME LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.
Tapeworm | October 27, 2008 at 5:54 pm
She’s got the forehead of a 50 year old smoker.
Randal | October 27, 2008 at 5:57 pm
That’s great Lindsay because there are a lot of men who could make your heart skip a beat from love. Although loving a woman is different than loving a man, it’s always been in your heart to love a man and will never leave.
May the journey of your life continue to bring you joy and happiness, regardless of what part of your heart loves and is loved in return.
Randal
anonascanbe | October 27, 2008 at 5:59 pm
“,…But you can’t take the lindsay out of your penis”
Like herpes.
Flying lizard | October 27, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Lindsay reminds me of a porno version of Wall-E — alone on a barren planet, wandering among the trash dumps, hoping to find one other living soul to ease her existential cosmic loneliness. Who she then promptly fucks.
Flying lizard | October 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I guess that makes her Linds-E. ( Yeah, I was a little late on that. )
kels | October 27, 2008 at 6:09 pm
why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she’s friggin nasty. i know she’s trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she’s aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.
kels | October 27, 2008 at 6:09 pm
why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she’s friggin nasty. i know she’s trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she’s aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.
kels | October 27, 2008 at 6:09 pm
why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she’s friggin nasty. i know she’s trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she’s aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.
Lucy | October 27, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Do her huge bongos divert so much of her circulatory efforts that there’s none left for her poor lil bloodless feeties??
FRIST!!! | October 27, 2008 at 6:14 pm
The whole Samantha Ronson thing isn’t fooling anybody – Lindsay Lohan loves cock as much Julian King loved a bacon double-cheeseburger.
Jimbo | October 27, 2008 at 6:17 pm
@30 you are a sick fucking troll..
FRIST!!! | October 27, 2008 at 6:20 pm
You tellem, Jimbo!!!!! Fuckers, all I was going to say before I saw what my troll did was…… fuckit, now I forgot, and I’m pretty sure it was going to be funny :(
FLTC!!!
Jamie's Uterus | October 27, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I think Sam and Linds have a lesbo relationship like the one in the Sharon Stone movie, ‘basic instinct’. Scary and possibly homicidal.
Linds loves to diddle chicks here and there, but prefers to ride a real bologna, not some ugly boyish looking chick with a strap on dildo.
bob | October 27, 2008 at 6:22 pm
she still have that softness going on…she doesnt have that look where shes been rubbed with lemon juice! Her sexy photos are found on ==mysportsdate.com==. What is she doing there??????
Jayger | October 27, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Death Becomes Her Armpits
woodhorse | October 27, 2008 at 7:42 pm
“Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis” – I see a new line of Valentine Cards.
woodhorse | October 27, 2008 at 7:43 pm
“Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis” – I see a new line of Valentine Cards.
I_AM_*LIMERICK_MAN* | October 27, 2008 at 7:43 pm
There once lived an actress named Lindsay
Who challenged reports done by Kinsey
She was loose like a man
And like the glands of her fans
Her career became flaccid and flimsy
Truth doctor | October 27, 2008 at 8:21 pm
The quote was:
You can lead a whore to water, but you won’t remove the stink.
1 MILF Hunter | October 27, 2008 at 8:23 pm
She’s still into guys, guys are still getting into her.
Hollywood Blvd. | October 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Lindsay looks like a street urchin to me.
What happened to her makeup, hair, and nail person?
WTF | October 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm
#41 -
What do you mean “person,” — “It takes a Village.”
WTF | October 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm
#41 -
What do you mean “person,” — “It takes a Village.”
WTF | October 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm
#41 -
What do you mean “person,” — “It takes a Village.”
sariyou | October 27, 2008 at 9:53 pm
she appears to have some sort of calcium deposit in her armpit. ew.
Rational Rick | October 27, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Lesbian Lohan …
ROFL ..!
XOXO !!
v tard | October 27, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Dayum.
Little black dresses always kill me.
cball | October 27, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Anyone else think she’s starting to look like Madonna? I cannot believe this mess used to be attractive.
loogi | October 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAAAACE!!!!!
loogi | October 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAAAACE!!!!!