Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis

October 27th, 2008 // 65 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is apparently denying she enjoys the sensual comforts of a lady despite the fact Samantha “Gargoyle” Ronson is constantly attached to her hip. The Sun reports:

But Hollywood insider Jo Piazza said: “Linds is adamant she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for.”
A friend of the star said: “She has been telling everyone she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if it went wrong with Sam she’d date a guy. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

Like the old saying goes: “You can take the penis out of Lindsay, but you can’t” – no, that’s definitely not right. Hmmm. Okay, got it: “One in the hand is worth two in the fire-crotch.” I guess cause they melt, I dunno. I never read The Bible.

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  1. CoCkBlOcK

    First losers!

  2. CoCkBlOcK

    First losers!

  3. tp

    Deodorant pits

  4. And this is important why?

  5. roastbeef

    She’s getting Jenna Jameson Duck-Face-itis

  6. CoCkBlOcK

    I block cocks with my anus!

  7. Deacon Jones

    Imagine her facial reaction when she fucks the next guy – she’ll look like Ahnold in Total Recall when he falls onto the martian surface and his face starts contorting

  8. billabong021

    Okay wtf is up with her lips?

    Is it just me or does she look like she’s braying in that first pic?

  9. supersex

    i’d fuck her in the ass then put it down her thoat!

  10. me

    who did the shitty photoshop job on her face?

  11. me

    who did the shitty photoshop job on her face?

  12. Ted Mosby

    I wonder if she has freckles EVERYWHERE

  13. Her armpits are ghastly — er — ghostly.

  14. supersex

    the bitch also needs a clear deodorant!!!

  15. I believe her, she still have that softness going on…she doesnt have that look where shes been rubbed with lemon juice! like jodie foster, michelle rodriguez and Terminator 3girl….

  16. monkeyfightclub

    pic 4 is what she does with her hair before dudes bust a nut on her boobs.

  17. meghanfihs

    I love how her feet are a totally different color than her legs

  18. meghanfihs

    I love how her feet are a totally different color than her legs

  19. mr. T

    JUST THINKING ABOUT FUCKING THAT WALKING HERPES CARNIVAL MAKES MY DICK SHRINK UP INSIDE ME LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.

  20. Tapeworm

    She’s got the forehead of a 50 year old smoker.

  21. Randal

    That’s great Lindsay because there are a lot of men who could make your heart skip a beat from love. Although loving a woman is different than loving a man, it’s always been in your heart to love a man and will never leave.

    May the journey of your life continue to bring you joy and happiness, regardless of what part of your heart loves and is loved in return.

    Randal

  22. anonascanbe

    “,…But you can’t take the lindsay out of your penis”
    Like herpes.

  23. Flying lizard

    Lindsay reminds me of a porno version of Wall-E — alone on a barren planet, wandering among the trash dumps, hoping to find one other living soul to ease her existential cosmic loneliness. Who she then promptly fucks.

  24. Flying lizard

    I guess that makes her Linds-E. ( Yeah, I was a little late on that. )

  25. kels

    why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she’s friggin nasty. i know she’s trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she’s aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.

  26. kels

    why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she’s friggin nasty. i know she’s trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she’s aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.

  27. kels

    why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she’s friggin nasty. i know she’s trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she’s aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.

  28. Lucy

    Do her huge bongos divert so much of her circulatory efforts that there’s none left for her poor lil bloodless feeties??

  29. The whole Samantha Ronson thing isn’t fooling anybody – Lindsay Lohan loves cock as much Julian King loved a bacon double-cheeseburger.

  30. @30 you are a sick fucking troll..

  31. You tellem, Jimbo!!!!! Fuckers, all I was going to say before I saw what my troll did was…… fuckit, now I forgot, and I’m pretty sure it was going to be funny :(

    FLTC!!!

  32. Jamie's Uterus

    I think Sam and Linds have a lesbo relationship like the one in the Sharon Stone movie, ‘basic instinct’. Scary and possibly homicidal.

    Linds loves to diddle chicks here and there, but prefers to ride a real bologna, not some ugly boyish looking chick with a strap on dildo.

  33. bob

    she still have that softness going on…she doesnt have that look where shes been rubbed with lemon juice! Her sexy photos are found on ==mysportsdate.com==. What is she doing there??????

  34. Death Becomes Her Armpits

  35. woodhorse

    “Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis” – I see a new line of Valentine Cards.

  36. woodhorse

    “Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis” – I see a new line of Valentine Cards.

  37. I_AM_*LIMERICK_MAN*

    There once lived an actress named Lindsay
    Who challenged reports done by Kinsey
    She was loose like a man
    And like the glands of her fans
    Her career became flaccid and flimsy

  38. Truth doctor

    The quote was:

    You can lead a whore to water, but you won’t remove the stink.

  39. 1 MILF Hunter

    She’s still into guys, guys are still getting into her.

  40. Hollywood Blvd.

    Lindsay looks like a street urchin to me.

    What happened to her makeup, hair, and nail person?

  41. WTF

    #41 -

    What do you mean “person,” — “It takes a Village.”

  42. WTF

    #41 -

    What do you mean “person,” — “It takes a Village.”

  43. WTF

    #41 -

    What do you mean “person,” — “It takes a Village.”

  44. sariyou

    she appears to have some sort of calcium deposit in her armpit. ew.

  45. Lesbian Lohan …

    ROFL ..!

    XOXO !!

  46. v tard

    Dayum.

    Little black dresses always kill me.

  47. cball

    Anyone else think she’s starting to look like Madonna? I cannot believe this mess used to be attractive.

  48. loogi

    WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAAAACE!!!!!

  49. loogi

    WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAAAACE!!!!!

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