Lindsay Lohan replaces Britney Spears, few notice

March 5th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Lindsay Lohan will host the Scandinavian Style Mansion gala next week. Britney Spears was originally scheduled to host, but organizer Claus Hjelmbak put the kibosh on those plans after Britney’s second trip to the hospital. He issued the following statement, according to E! News:

“As a friend, my primary concern is for Britney’s well-being and giving her the love and support she needs.”

That must’ve been a tough decision. How do you choose between Lindsay or Britney? You know either way some vagina is getting flashed, so it’s more of a choice between spicy and extra large. If it was me, I’d choose to let a snake bite me in the eye. But only because I know how to par-tay! WOO!

Photos: Splash News

  1. Flat Ass, Round Tummy = No Spandex

    So that’s where her ass went.

  2. PunkA

    That dress is horrible on her. It makes her look pasty white and fat. Or pregnant. And of the 3, pasty white is best, isnce she is a ginger snatch anyway.

  3. #40 – wrong, hot chicks swallow. If you were one you’d probably know that.

  4. mike

    @49 MIggs, Well then I guess I will have to stick my priapism up your ass. You stupid fuck. Try and think of something better.

  5. dude_on_a_wire

    @53 – thank you, finally a sensible comment.

  6. #55 – no doubt, you know when some bitch starts talking trash about how “she doesn’t have to swallow” you just know she’s a terrible lay!

  7. OC Hottie

    #53

    Hot chicks do not swallow because we are hot. If my lover wants me to swallow I tell him the following;

    Sure I would love to swallow your semen and then give you a long passionate kiss.

    They always decline lol!

  8. Samantha

    Sure, sure…fags who hang out on a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE know all about “hot chicks”…well, at least the hotties who have tucked-back penises.

  9. b2obify

    omg.I chatted with her last week. I contacted her first on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionair dot Com’! I also got several of her pix.she is more attractive on webcam.

  10. iHATEdemo-Commies

    Looks like she needs to take a big poop

  11. moi

    it could be a colossal build up of sperm, that she is storing to impregnate some poor innocent lady with…. or not, of course

  12. monkeyfightclub

    HEY KOOLAID!!!!!

  13. nana

    Dreyers?

    she looks that way b/c she doesn’t work out.

  14. Nikky Raney

    IS SHE PREGNANT???

  15. mabbo

    I can’t believe no one has noticed or mentioned that Lindsay and Britney have morphed into one mega-being, a horrid being hellbent on taking over the world! I actually had to look at the photos for a long time to figure out if it was Britney or Lindsay. Both now have mousy brown extensions, fat beer bellys, and questionable taste in ill-fitting clothes. Oh, also a penchant towards wearing ugly footwear and huge dark glasses. Thank you for your time.

  16. bmose

    I just heard her excuse for a Mother is going to get her own reality show. On how to pimp out her other daughter.

  17. Doc

    You can tell shes finally kicked the coke because shes finally putting on some weight… she looks good but she cannot gain a pound more…

  18. crabby old guy

    Well it’s about friggin’ time that fish posted some shots of America’s most beloved ABC-TV Sitcom star: Jim Belushi.

    He’s so funny…even if he is a Bears fan. But I don’t get the wig. Is that part of some “zany twist” on an upcoming episode? Will Cortney Thorne-Smith dress up like a guy?? I have to go check TV Guide.

  19. MeLcHoR

    How I miss those days where Lindsay would would look really good wearing bikini. :p In regards to “Do you think Lohan has freckles on her vajayjay?” I’m sure she does have freckels and also firefox red piuuubis o.O too bad about the sores, I’m sure she has them too x_x

  20. herbiefrog

    oh dear

    it seems like your friends dont believe in you : )

    shhhhhh…

  21. herbiefrog

    oh blimey… were supposed to comment

    luckely oyr baby has just got home so we can ignore you

    luck babes : )

  22. Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan’s personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.com where she is looking for love~~~~~

  23. Ted from LA

    She’s starting to resemble Aunt Bea.

  24. my comment

    Worst.Body.Ever.

  25. Lina

    I don’t think she’s pregnant. Her vagina has been filled with so much semen over the years that it has built up sperm-killing anti-bodies.

  26. Grunion

    mmmmmm Gunt

  27. Peter

    She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
    last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

  28. Jeffro

    Ya know something? I’ve never been attracted to firebush before …

    1. Good hair
    2. Nice cans
    3. toned arms
    4. decent legs

    Huh whaddya know I guess I would hit that. But yeah that gut would need to be dealt with … and her ass looks like ‘meh’.

  29. Big Papi

    If my hot chick wants to swallow and then give me a kiss, I say, “Bring it on”. Grow up! We are all adults here…I hope!

  30. raven

    She has to be preggers.

  31. raven

    She has to be preggers.

  32. herbiefrog

    duh no…

    errr no ?

    did you?

    go ahead… its not mine

    i.e. daughter

  33. Tommy

    Swallowing is for any “REAL WOMEN” who knows how to have great sex!!
    I’m a man and have dated some very georgeous women and have neven been with a women who didn’t swallow! I love swallowing their sweet juices so i’m sure they enjoy their mans juices too! By the way, not swallowing would ruin the moment!!
    Keep swallowing sweet bitches!!!! No shame there!!!

  34. Tommy

    #79. You got that right!! She kisses me after i swallow her sweet juices so of
    course i’m gonna kiss her if she wants to kiss me when she’s done!!
    It’s mine!!! The sweeter the bitch the better!! I’ll do anything with a sweet bitch!!!
    We’re all adults and it’s all part of great sex!!

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