Lindsay Lohan will host the Scandinavian Style Mansion gala next week. Britney Spears was originally scheduled to host, but organizer Claus Hjelmbak put the kibosh on those plans after Britney’s second trip to the hospital. He issued the following statement, according to E! News:
“As a friend, my primary concern is for Britney’s well-being and giving her the love and support she needs.”
That must’ve been a tough decision. How do you choose between Lindsay or Britney? You know either way some vagina is getting flashed, so it’s more of a choice between spicy and extra large. If it was me, I’d choose to let a snake bite me in the eye. But only because I know how to par-tay! WOO!
Photos: Splash News
Wow, what a substitution. Whose next on their list of classy hosts? Paris?
I see a pregger’s tummy there
She looks knocked up
#2…”preggers tummy?” please go kill yourself.
Hey, she’s got a binger bump!
that belly is so huge cause she’s a man eater
britney can’t be trusted to wipe her own ass so why doesn’t this surprise me?
is that dress just really unflattering or has she gained a lot of weight?
This chick looks about 4 months pregnant.
Nice fat gut, you stupid whore!
The only way to wear a spandex dress is if you be-dazzle it.. which pretty much means you shouldn’t wear one. ever..
Do you think Lohan has freckles on her vajajay?
@11 So are you saying you will never wear a spandex dress?? I think you would look hot in one..
Just goes to show you, gizz is high in calories. Lindsay may need to cut back on her daily intake.
Jimbo likes his wimmins easy and sleazy.
My frist thought was “Yeesh…who knocked HER up??” But then I noticed everyone is pretty much commenting on the flab, so instead, I will respond to Jimbo’s #12. No, she doesn’t. She has sores. Hope that was not said while I was typing this (which took me like 8 minutes or so…)
LOL at 11.
this dress reminds me of something that Kelly Kapowski would wear in Saved by the Bell. except hers would have some sort of bright geometric pattern.
Britney, Lindsay, both those fucks are stupid are dumbass twats. I have a bigger concern, WTF is a Scandanavian style gala?
“Six months of night will turn into six months of ‘aww right’ in the latest fashions by Bokmål Østnorsk! What? It’s just more mittens and blue sweaters? Never mind then, well at least there’s plenty of lutefisk and vodka in the reception area.”
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Fucking typos.
Thanks FRIST. That was a mental picture I did not need.. And what about you? Would you wear a spandex dress??
I wear a spandex mini every damn night. Gotta get the rocks.
She put on some weight for sure. My friend wanted me to wear a spandex dress going out awhile back because she was going to wear one, and I said no way because I plan on eating and drinking beer and I don’t want to worry about my full stomach. My friend laughed and said she probably would turn blue from holding her stomach in all night anyway.
I believe “kibosh” is the word.
Her belly button is sooo weird; it’s like, 3/4 of the way up her stomach.
And she’s got a fat gut because she drank like a sailor. Ladies, this is what happens when you drink alcohol. You get fat. Like Lindsay. And then you have to go to rehab and get fatter than you were before.
#23
I am a fit female and I love to drink 2 beers a night and sometimes 3 on the weekends. I simply cut back on dinner so I can have my two beers. I have breakfast, lunch, and a small dinner. And I smoke pot too and get the munchies but I eat the Dreyers lower in fat and calories ice cream. Basically if you want to party and stay fit, you have to eat sensibly and exercise too.
i’m sure no one is talking about her shoes because they can’t get past the Bulge Formerly Known as Lindsay’s Stomach, but the shoes are pretty fucking hideous.
so eating sensibly is eating less so you can drink more beer?
good to know.
#24, the AA meeting starts at 7:30pm in the basement of your local church.
23. Her belly button only looks 3/4 of the way up her stomach because her boobs are hanging down below the bottom of her rib cage. That happens when you get a ridiculous boob-job.
Amendment: When you get a ridiculous boob-job and don’t wear a bra.
And those shoes are very hideous. Agreed.
How many calories is pussy? I love to eat pussy. I can drink beer and eat pussy all night.
#26
Beer has health benefits. No matter what type of ale you prefer, studies show that drinking beer in moderation (up to 2 drinks a day) can and will reduce your chances of strokes, as well as heart and vascular disease.
#21 that’s funny..
No Jimbo, I can’t wear spandex now that my bedazzler is broken.. :(
@27 AA is for quitters and I am no quitter
Kabash?
Auntie, sounds like my kind of party! Never underestimate the joy you can get from downing huge amounts of lutefisk and vodka. And watching it come back up.
@32 Sorry to hear your bedazzler is broken:( Are you going to get it fixed?
She has always had a beer belly and a fat stomach, but in these pictures, man… that’s one hell of a fat tummy. I’m surprised the media hasn’t started rumors about her being pregnant with such a huge beer belly.
#32- a new one is coming to you in the mail- I got two for Christmas and I really only need one since I only wear spandex dresses to church on Sunday.
PS Lindsay Lohan is replacing Britney in the fat and frumpy department as well.
‘Hjelmbak?’ Sounds like something a dog coughs up.
Lohan’s made of strange shapes.
It’s not fat. It’s something that’s been building up for 5 years – a huge mound of thick, salty, ropey semen, swallowed one snotty-clotty clump at a time.
p.s. Only ugly sluts swallow. Because the have to.
I’m thinking about going into the paparazzi business. Does anyone know how much they make for pictures? Also, can I deduct a BMW as a company car? Are there any websites about this profession or associations that I can contact?
She has always had a fat stomach, but in these pictures it looks even fatter.
Actually some chicks CAN look hot in spandex dresses but, not this chubbo. She always had a revolting midrif. Even when she was annorexic and blond she always had the bloated tummy look. AND what does that mean? EATING DISORDER. Yep folks this is a purging (barfing), binging, starving, laxative abusing young lady who, of courwe, looks middle aged due to the destruction of her body. Eating disorders are sad but, not really when they happen to brat celebrities who constantly deny any negative behaviour.
Bitch also said she’d never let herself die young like heath ledger when reminded by a reporter that she could have had the same sad fate due to her drug abuse. I hate bitches who won’t own up to their shit. But, you know what they say about denial… it’s what Hollywood lives on, that and it’s own bullshit.
@40 Bethany, Then you must swallow 4 or 5 times a day!
“Eating disorders are sad”
No they’re not. They’re fake. An invention by neurotic girls to gain attention.
If she’s not pregnant and still wants to be an actress…she needs to hit the gym fast!!!!
If she’s not pregnant and still wants to be an actress…she needs to hit the gym fast!!!!
If she’s not pregnant ans still wants to be an actress…she needs to hit the gym fast!!!!
Not only does she look bad in the spandex dress, but underneath it she must – at the risk of giving Mike a bout of priapism – smell like a goat.
sorry yall i didnt mean to post that many times lol