Lindsay Lohan went out last night. Genius.

May 27th, 2010 // 37 Comments

Like some sort of person who has to habitually repeat the same actions or suffer psychological consequences, Lindsay Lohan went out clubbing last night at Marmont and Las Palmas before hitting some house parties. Apparently she hasn’t set off the SCRAM bracelet yet, but let’s not delude ourselves into thinking Lindsay can’t survive on coke alone. In the meantime, TMZ reports she actually had a plane ticket for her court hearing, so maybe Lindsay’s not as far gone as we thou– Hold on, something’s moving around under my sink. Dammit, that’s Comet not blow!

“Preeeeccciiiiiooooussss.”

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  1. bob

    She’ll never learn….

  2. Govt. Cheese

    When is she going to die? A month, A year, tomorrow???

  3. Just because she had a ticket didn’t mean she ever intended to use it.

  4. JesseJimmy

    Just out of curiousity, who invites her to “house parties”?

    Is she like a carnival side show? (“Hey look guys, I got Lindsay Lohan here! Who wants to fuck her?”)

    I mean, how can having her at a party be considered a positive?

  5. Jos

    I’d find it sad if she would die before bringing out a porn-movie.

  6. Lindsay looks like a younger Bret Michaels circa 1989. Go Lindsay!!!!

  7. cmyk

    @2: If we’re starting a dead-pool, I pick December 12-19, 2010. Holidays suck in prison. And I say she picks a fight with a butch who strangles her with a crusty G-string.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Little FYI –

    That drink she has is a fermented version of some Chinese tea, it contains 0.5 % alcohol, she’s been pounding those fuckers ever since the Scram. Have to give her props for being resourceful…

    Later fuckers, Im off to drink and grill for 4 days at the beach. Alli, I’ll call you.

  9. moo

    i hardly go on this site but every time i see an article about lindsay i swear its the same story wrapped up in different cute outfits. she’s a cutie, and hey if you had fame and money wouldnt you be out partying it up too? stay strong lindsay, yr a cutie.

  10. Lauren

    ughh I’m sure going to all these house parties where she is the ‘cool, famous/hot chick’ feeds her ego. ‘OMG it’s lindsay lohan!!’..

    Partying already? She is deluded if she thinks people still respect her. She is CLEARLY surrounded by yes man.

  11. Flier

    Flyin’ high on Aderall I see.

  12. LameSport

    Cutie?
    She has the most fucked up splotchy skin I’ve ever seen. If she wasnt ‘famous’ nobody would find her attractive AT ALL.

  13. Turd Ferguson

    Doesnt anyone in Hollywood crack open a bottle of wine, make some dinner and watch a movie at home? No wonder this infected SCAB is running out o money – and looking 45 years old in the process.

  14. Katie

    @ 8

    Yep.

    She’s drinking a Synergy Kombucha drink which says on the label “may contain trace amounts of alcohol due to fermentation”. She’s probably going to use that as a excuse when her SCRAM detects alcohol.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2010/05/mouthwash-perfume-alcoholsensing-anklet-wearers-are-advised-not-to-risk-it.html

  15. oe

    DERRRR…….

    anyone who crosses a border knows one of the things Immigration checks for is a return ticket …especially if the traveler frequents that border. They wanna make sure you’re gonna get the fuck out of their country on time.

    So Lindsay having a return ticket says nothing to me.

  16. Janne

    She’s a fox i’d do he in a heartbeat!

  17. l

    Wow, she looks much better already. Drying/sobering up will be so good for her. She looks way better without that hideous Elvira-inspired hair, too. She looks much softer as a blonde.

  18. @14

    Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. And Dina will be the one to announce that. They really are genius. It’s like Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble pulling one over on their wives. Pure genius.

  19. LJ

    Does she get appearance fees for showing up at these clubs?

  20. Mary

    Ummm, she has to do random drug tests so I doubt she is on coc. No way to get that out of your system if they test your hair. Remember Britt shaved her head because of that.

    Curious about the Kombucha though. It does contain a bit of alcohol!

  21. faded

    WARNING: This stupid bitch will self-destruct in 3…. 2…. 1….

  22. Christina

    She actually looks good for ONCE

  23. DanieB

    Is it just me or does she look like Chris Crocker in the main picture? Blonde, overly made up, and desperately fame whorish?

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  27. I hardly go to this site but every time I see one article about Lindsay I swear a different story wrapped in cute outfits. She is a cute, and hey if you wouldnt fame and money that you’re out on the party too? Lindsay stay strong, a lovely yr.

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  29. captain america

    physical or mental damage is the only possibility to save the united states from her…….

  30. ASPDCHpis

    At least her SCRAM bracelet is keeping her from wearing leggings and other such fashion atrocities. She actually looks like she has a half-way decent fashion sense for once.

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  33. jd

    Wtf happened to her face? It’s almost clownish, botox?

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