Lindsay Lohan wears short shorts

She may be an attention whore, but I’d still roll on my log. Man, I haven’t screwed a lumberjack prostitute since I moved to Canada to dodge the draft.

I know a dog her name is Lo, and she’s got the high pro glow. I swear her skin just looks so orange to me. And her legs just make me want to barf.

Heather Mills was a big success this year. My sources are now saying next season they plan on bringing in Yoko Ono.
Or Lindsay even.

She tries so hard it’s almost sad.

She is just so pathetic, she’s like the girl at the party that pukes in the bathroom then runs around telling everybody about how she just puked in the bathroom.

Linsay–someone needs to teach u to dress, I like how u r always flashing those fake boobs. HEATHER MILLS is the witch from hell, would love to really see this sick bitch fall on her face as her leg was falling off…

The thing is she does not have the body to handle an outfit like that…

@55 — Have you no morals my good sir? Mills indeed has a leg to stand on, even if she does look like a crucifix with her arms extended. She has no left feet, unlike most other would be dancers. Shame on you and your heartless taunts.

As for Lohan, what the fucking fuck? First Brit looks tasty now this? I swear I’m seriously considering giving up maturbation after such confusion.

Check out the chick in the backseat in pic 1. Her and Linds are just a couple of coke bumps away from a good old-fashioned vogue-off.

she’s high

seriously people, make up your mind. do you want to see her orange or white? you can’t have it both ways!

Orange and white.. mmmmmmmm… creamsickle…

That little bitch has the skin of a chain-smoking 45-year-old Waffle House waitress who spends too much time sunbathing and too little time in the shower. I am sure she smells accordingly.

Man, chick’s got some dirty ass nails going on there:

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/lindsay-lohan-club-winston-legs-06.jpg

Total disaster.

Filthy fingernails…ick! I think she is still using/drinking.
Dr. Phowstus, don’t give up. You always have Jessica Alba.

Give Plowshit a brain,,,what an ass…

Look at pic #5. Her fingernails are filthy! She should really wash her hands once in a while! YUCK!

Look at the feg in the pink shirt oogling her shoes.

She’s a lot prettier than Paris Hilton that’s for sure.

Kelli, with an I….I hear you’re a dude.

#69 kelli with an i says:

190. Posted by krazihottkelli (Spears thread)

I’m a senior asshole.

There you have it. No one wants to get close enough to see if the asshole has a gender.

She looks so damn old. She’s 6 years younger than me and looks like she could be my chainsmoking barfly aunt. It must run in the family though, because her younger sister looks like she’s already hit menopause-for-witches.

OOOH–a great big senior! He rules the school! Wait, did you mean senior or senor?

She looks bangable in these pics.

Who is that in the car with her? Does Lindsay Lohan have friends? Does this defeat my theory that everyone hates Lindsay Lohan?

No, I’m sure they were just sharing a ride to the cab. These girls grabbed the ride first, and then Lindsay was all like “oh, hey, mind if I share this ride with you”, and they were like “whatever bitch, just sit in the front seat and don’t even try to talk to us.” Yeah, that’s what happened.

What is going on in that sedan!? It’s like a fucking clown car! Her ugly brigade is trying to figure out how 5 people can fit into a 3 person back seat so cookie butt can have a seat all to herself.

You know you’re a moron when you’re willing to look like a complete mindless poser just to hang out with a more famous complete mindless poser.

@8 – I’m with ya…what the hell is going on in pic 5???

I’ve never thought she was even, in the least, remotely attactive and these pics sure as hell don’t prove otherwise.
The girl tries to hard.
LOL, she’s such a dork.

Wonder what it’s like to live your life in a constant state of posing.
Loser, attention whoring, biznatch…

… why is Winstons serving drinks to under age girls ?

That’s Blohan, always keeping it classy when nobody’s looking.

lookin good babe : )

keeping low

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8 & 76–that guys is sideways, blowing someone who is standing outside while simultaneously showing us his Burberry boxers

Check out the second row, first picture. Dude in front is shielding the camera lens from the glare off her white legs. Dude in the back is momentarily dazzled by the glare.

hilarious!

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/lindsay-lohan-club-winston-legs-08.jpg

look at those pin-prick pupils

this bitch is gonna od on oxy real soooon

Lindsay is beautiful. i luv her legs. she can wear short-shorts all time if we hung out together. i would probaby have a woody around her.