Lindsay Lohan has a really shapely butt

March 1st, 2007 // 78 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Sheila Kelley’s S Factor studio in LA taking striptease and pole dancing lessons to prepare for an upcoming movie role. And to help get in the mood she apparently put on her mom’s jeans or something. I mean look at those things. It’s not like she has a spectacular ass, but those have to be the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen. She’d probably look better wearing her grandma’s panties or an adult diaper.


  1. lickmybutt

    so maybe they are mens jeans. but even still. im a caucasian female and my ass can fill out any type of jean. its not just cuz they are mens jeans… she is just lacking in the rear as she lacks talent in her career

  2. Stink

    Yep. They’re man jeans. They’re mine. I’m not proud of sleeping with Lindsey Lohan but any port in a storm, y’know?

  3. karifarrell

    I soooooo do not want to see this orange retard dancing around a pole in some crappy movie…..I don’t want to see the trailer for it, I don’t want to see a fracking commercial for it.
    YUCK!!!!!
    I want her to go away, she hurts my eyes and my brains

  4. whitegold

    Here is my hope for our future, at least as far as exposure to Lohan is concerned: Everybody hates Lindsay Lohan, right? That’s a known fact. So given that everyone hates her, why would anyone want to go watch her in a movie? They shouldn’t, right? So if nobody at all goes to see her movie, then maybe, just maybe, the production companies will be like “oh damn, everyone really does hate Lindsay Lohan”, and by coming to this realization, they’ll stop letting her be in movies. And then she won’t be able to undeservingly make huge amounts of money, and she’ll be just like regular people, and we’ll never have to see Lindsay Lohan every again (except for those rare occassions when you’re walking downtown LA late at night and you see some dirty hooker trying to earn a living in the back alley and you think to yourself “gee, that hooker looks kinda familiar, I feel like I’ve seen her some where before, many years ago…”).

    Please don’t support Lohan in any of her endeavors!!! It is your support that keeps her rich and famous. Do you really think she deserves that?

  5. Can you imagine the heavy industrial cleaner they need on that pole after her lessons?

  6. Stink

    55 – Every group that one person to kick around and that person here is Lindsey…and Paris…and Britney…and the ANS cadaver…

  7. Stink

    er…I meant 54…I really shouldn’t start drinking until dusk…

  8. mimi_bleet

    Ew, she walks with her feet pointed out.

  9. 23apples

    maybe shes wearing those pants to hide the stick shes got stuck up her ass… shes sure walking like shes got one in there

  10. fame is funny

    If her coat was just 2 sizes bigger, she would officially be dressed like a homeless person.

  11. StoneRose

    Lindsay appears to be engaging in a very subtle form of fuggery,

    Note the clashing tones of bag, shoe, and jacket leather – we may be in the turbulent throes of an eighties revival, but we can do without the ‘matchy-matchy’-ness that plagued that particular era.

    Even the cute jacket, bag, and shoes by themselves cannot distract from the monstrosity that is her pair of pseudo-retro-vintage jeans.

    Leave the vintage appropriations to Kate Moss – at least she is one coke whore who knows how to pull together an otherwise skid-row inspired outfit and make it look trendy.

  12. LilPresh

    I still love her-and that jacket.

  13. Kristi

    Damn, it was so nice while this dumb bitch was in rehab, nobody talked about her, well, I guess all good things have to come to an end….

  14. licklick

    It looks like under the jeans is a pair of diapers that need changing.

    Yuk!

  15. metaphor

    I don’t think that everyone does hate Lindsay Lohan like you people are saying. Look at her three recent movies. Just My Luck was a low budget movie but it still took in over $20 million. Herbie took in $100 million world wide. Mean Girls $130 million and she was the lead in all three. That’s a lot of people paying to watch someone they hate. With those kind of figures her career is far from over. If she keeps getting that kind of box office then she is going to be around for a long time.

  16. OMG she looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe!!1!

  17. herbiefrog

    …some of you people are funny : )

    unfortunately…

    …some of you are right

    shall we spell it together… ?

    C… L… A… S… S…

    its a group of people learning something

    lol babe

  18. cole007

    #13 – I laughed so hard. Thank you.

    I can never hit that now. Those goddamned jeans and shoes just ended it.

    Turtlehead’s back in his hole.

  19. we79

    These jeans are actually the ACNE Hug- Jeans, for those of you that knows anything about jeans. They are super comfy and are supposed to be loose in the waist…

  20. metaphor

    #68 Get real! You would go on your knees and beg to hit that. You know it’s true.

  21. k naz

    she won’t deserve an oscar seeing as she’s just being herself

  22. StoneRose

    @ 69 (nice #) ACNE Hug…? Honestly, if I wanted to be embraced by a zit, I’d run into a highschool boys’ changeroom with my arms open.

  23. Carsten5577

    She’s such a tasteless, frumpy dirtbag; and like Paris “Mega Whore” Hilton a diseased slut. Actually, to call her a diseases slut is an offense to diseased sluts. I bet her vagina must smell like an entire fish market.

  24. SuperChic

    Those are the new skinny jeans… No wait, they are the baggy style she’s sporting. Hmmm, actually, noo, she is wearing the new hybrid jeans: “frumpy-no-ass-tight-at-the-bottom-cuffed” jeans from Lindsaydares.com. You can buy these too, BUT you must be willing to go out in public with them on… like she did :)

  25. tatianalensky

    stars without their stylists have absolutely no clue what to wear. Or maybe her stylist told her to wear baggy jeans with kitten heel pumps? or whatever those things are. Obviously, the cunning fashion trick out of Victoria Beckhams book of matching jacket color with shoe color stuck.

  26. Yourfairytale

    Whether they’re men’s jeans or not, Lohan has never had a nice ass. It’s always been flat. No hips either, which is why I don’t get it when people say she used to be curvy. No. She just had giant knockers. That doesn’t mean curvy.

    I feel sorry for flat-assed white girls. I love my big booty.

  27. god, she’s just so gross….why is she a star?!?

  28. wilhelm

    I think this is ACNE JEANS. they are so hot. anyhow lindsay looks good in anything.

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