Lindsay Lohan wears bikini #286

July 31st, 2006 // 88 Comments

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The day just wouldn’t be complete without some shots of Lindsay Lohan on a Malibu beach in a new bikini. They said on Access Hollywood that if you line up all of her bikinis in a single line it would circle the globe twice. And be able to feed all the starving children in Africa. And cure cancer or something. Actually I think I may have been watching an infomercial.

More of Lindsay and her new blue bikini after the jump.


  1. azcoyote

    I finally figured out why all the bikinis…

    Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass… Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply….

    Tara Reid Part II – The Skankening….

  2. youtambien

    It must be hard not showing up to work every day… poor Lindsay needs a break. Leave her alone she needs to buy a million bathing suits and go to the beach every day. It is hard work being a whore. geeesh

  3. peopleRweird

    LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK! Any guy who thinks SHE is HOT is smoking somthing that is defintely smoking somthing that is NOT TOBBACCO!! HAHAHA oh man…. I am watching VH1′s Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a firecrotch!!!! Tee-Hee :p

  4. peopleRweird

    LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man…. I’m watching VH1′s Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it…. I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all “Borrow one of mine” but they politely declined because they didn’t want crabs.

  5. peopleRweird

    LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man…. I’m watching VH1′s Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it…. I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all “Borrow one of mine” but they politely declined because they didn’t want crabs.

  6. peopleRweird

    LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK! Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man…. I’m watching VH1′s Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it…. I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all “Borrow one of mine” but they politely declined because they didn’t want crabs.

  7. hesboolala

    First

  8. RichPort

    She looks great from about the collarbone to the navel. Beyond that, she needs to be informed that which ever old white guy she stole her ass from wants it back and he’s not happy.

  9. Italian Stallion

    Bikini #286, huh? One for each freckle…….

  10. This is the part of the JanuaryAnne show where I make a serious comment. Clearly she believes that attracting sexual attention is an affirmation of her worth. She is also devoid of real love with a man and will do anything to just get near that – even pushups. We always see her alone, and she no doubt believes that being alone is the equivalent of strength.

    Holy crap. I worry about her too much. I’ve lost it. Oh and, kich kiich kiiiiich kiiiiiiich.

  11. She’s looking pretty good. Can she get surgery to remove some of those body freckles?

  12. The_wicked_pen

    Pretty normal for “children” to have big boobs…right, Dina?

  13. Tara Reid redux. But her nose may turn like Tara P-T if she doesn’t watch it.

  14. Ugh, she has the body of a ten year old boy.

  15. lisad71

    Firecrotch is trying to be a badass and do push ups. My 98 year old grandma has better muscle tone than this skank. I guess she is probably pretty good at doing pushups – pushing up from all the d*cks she’s sucked.

  16. HairPie

    She is so not pork-worthy…stop the madness!!

  17. jrzmommy

    So fucking what?

  18. vainandlovingit

    ya’ll are just jealous.she is young,rich, slim and some people consider her hot.leave her alone.not that she’ll ever see these comments.dont get me wrong,i am not Lindsay’s # 1 fan but some comments are SO mean!

  19. eatyourfeedback

    #68 vainandlovingit, you amuse me.

    As for Lindsay, it appears she is trying to turn herself into one giant freckle.

  20. Walnuts

    Nice fuckn beach.

  21. peopleRweird

    Sorry peoples for the multiple posts my computer kept on tellin me that it didn’t post so I kept on trying.I should have just kept on looking for my comment sorry.

  22. Kadef

    “Ugh, she has the body of a ten year old boy.”

    Leechwife, I don’t think many ten year old boys have huge breasts like that.

    She’s quite the skank though, almost looks like she’s possing in some of those.

  23. azcoyote

    I finally figured out why all the bikinis…

    Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass… Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply….

    Tara Reid Part II – The Skankening….

  24. andrewthezeppo

    How did she get in trouble for coming to work late? It sorta seems like she’s had every day off this summer. How can she be on the beach this much? I don’t work in the summers and I don’t spend that much time on the beach.

  25. Stacyy

    wow talk about NO CURVES

  26. Stacyy

    Look you guys, ginger people dont tan, they just get more freckles. everywhere.

  27. Nikky Raney

    why does she have so many?
    doesnt she buy OTHER things

  28. duds

    I think she looks fabulous and any negative feedback is just jealousy!

  29. duds

    #6: You are so jealous its pathetic. Grow up and admire this young lady for what she is: A 20 year old kid trying to make it among the big sharks……….. UMPH!

  30. PaisleyMoon

    lol @ 73….hell yeah.

  31. dunkn

    flat freckled ass plus that huge zit on the back of her thigh just disgusting ..

  32. PandaPoacher

    is that her trying to do a pushup? haha

    man, if you were to just look at her body you would guess she was in her mid 30s from her sallow skin and overall sagginess.

    i never would have imagined its possible for someone to start ‘going south’ while they were still a teenager.

  33. Danklin

    You’d think someone with her money could get something better than a polaroid digital camera. Could her body be any more fugly?

  34. DancingQueen

    I love how the paparazzi just happens to know where she’ll be working out in a bikini. She probably called them her damn self.

  35. ed

    what an ugly butt. and still a potato sack boob

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