Lindsay Lohan wears bikini #286

July 31st, 2006 // 88 Comments

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The day just wouldn’t be complete without some shots of Lindsay Lohan on a Malibu beach in a new bikini. They said on Access Hollywood that if you line up all of her bikinis in a single line it would circle the globe twice. And be able to feed all the starving children in Africa. And cure cancer or something. Actually I think I may have been watching an infomercial.

More of Lindsay and her new blue bikini after the jump.


  1. FredLobster

    Nice ass pimple on the last picture. I hear they’re the new black this season.

  2. Mary45

    For someone who spends so much time in the sun she sure doesn’t have much of a tan. And when did her tits get so big??

  3. tits_on_snack

    Ruh-roh. Another ten years and she’s going to look like Farrah. Yay sun damage.

  4. lovesIT

    if i had as much money as she does i would definitely get some more exciting bikinis….it looks like she made it herself

  5. beckolyn

    Well when you spend that much time in the water between snorting coke and boozing up, the one from the day before is still wet, so she just buys a new one.

  6. jane's eyre

    Dang, she’s white. Stick her up in a lighthouse and you’d save some electricity.

  7. Does she seriously spend 85% of her time wearing a bikini?

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

  8. so2315

    Is that an ass pimple or a giant freckle morphing into a bullseye for the penis?
    I think this freckle faced chicks 15 minutes were over 10 minutes ago. She needs to go hustle on the corner or something else!!!

  9. jFp

    she’s got my rod hurting so bad the head might go into traction

  10. Jedi Kevin

    Nice camel toe in pic 02.

  11. LEMONSQZ

    I love the boobs…but the boy body below does nothing for me…..I prefer the Raquel Welch’s of the world.

  12. ImSuicidal

    Who knew all that were superficial watched Access Hollywood.

  13. diddleysquat

    I don’t care what anyone says, I would jump through firey hoops to get a shot at 2 roaringly passionate minutes with that girl. Oh yeah, that’s right ladies: 2 whole minutes.

  14. outoftown

    fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe.

  15. 21biscuits

    you’d think with all her money and being surrounded by paparazzi 24.7 she’d buy something more profound than a polaroid digital camera ? either way. i’d lick it up.

  16. kickservebt

    Nice cans…but her body is so FUGLY from the cans down. Ugh…

  17. BIMBO the monkey

    @(“.”)@

    Kich kiiich kich
    kiiiich kiiich
    kich kich
    kiiiiich kich kiiich

  18. CMonster0125

    When were these pics taken? Shortly after the letter incident, or the much needed “break from all her hard work”? Its nice to see that she takes her career seriously. If I had been served a letter like that, I would have spent the weekend memorizing the rest of the script, and brewing “I’m sorry” coffee for the other actors, director and all the staff on the set…but then again, I actually care about my work.

  19. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    @18 BIMBO the monkey

    I was thinking the exact same thing!!

    In the second
    picture she does
    appear to be
    smuggling a yo-yo.

    Hopeless

  20. ginger kids are gross and they have no soul

  21. @21 That South Park Episode was classic. Thanks for the laugh!

  22. hammytaro

    You’d think I’d notice this sooner, given that this is indeed the nth-hundred time she’s been photographed in a bikini but…why is her belly button up so high? There’s like a foot of space between it and her bikini bottom and like a hands-span between it and her bikini top.

  23. LL

    So this is why she can’t make it to the set, all that picking out unflattering swimwear really takes it out of a girl. Actually, this one isn’t that bad, better than the ones she wore to Piven’s party. And better than the fishnet she wore while she was blowing that guy in the rowboat.

    And #14: laughed my ass off at that one. Laughing with you, not at you, of course.

  24. LilRach

    Wow – Lindsay in a bikini – like i haven’t seen that before – seriously this is getting really old – how many times do we have to look at this bitch!

    I really don’t give a fuck about these pics and neither does she by the looks of it.

    God get over this people – yes she has freckles, yes she is not the most attractive girl around, yes she does coke, yes she owns like a million ugly bikinis, how much more time can we waste bitchign about her?

  25. ptprez

    on subject…

    that is one paistey

  26. krisdylee

    She has really shitty tastes in swimwear.

  27. ptprez

    …bitch…

  28. krisdylee

    …cow…

  29. She’s so skanky not even a shark wants a nibble. Her belly button’s centered so high on her torso because the implants probably required all that extra flesh, moved everything south north a few good inches. If you look closely, you’ll see her clit peeking out over her bikini bottoms. Aside from having no souls, gingers possess red nose hair. However, Lindsay’s excessive use of coke has deforested her nasal passage. Who said there are no side benefits to drug use other than weight loss?

  30. ImSuicidal

    @20 I believe she’s smuggling a can of Skoal brother!!!

  31. megana

    it’s obvious that ms. lohan has decided to make the bikini thing, HER thing.
    what else does she have?
    a wry wit? no. talent? no.
    a rock star boyfriend? no no no.
    she’s got nothing but wildly fluctuating breasts, a jailbird for a father, and a mother with the IQ of a mousetrap.
    thus needing a wedge up her ass all summer.

  32. cameltoe + buttacne = lol

  33. augustbaby

    She is going to have one raging yeast infection if she keeps hanging out in wet bathing suits.

  34. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    @33 Adult Underoos — Clicked on your site and at first I thought; this person is really sick, and then I thought my new pal BIMBO the monkey can use some funderpants. Do you have any that would fit a medium- sized chimp?

    @31 Imsuicidal– good to see you are still with us, PUSSY!!!!

    Sincerely,

    Hopeless

  35. twdldee

    If she has 3 pairs of shoes for every bikini, that’s 856 pairs of shoes!

  36. twdldee

    858, wheee!

  37. TheRedInk

    her belly button is in the weirdest place ever.

  38. bunnyhugger

    oh for god’s sake, yes, put SOMETHING on that stupid monkey. at this point, a plastic bag over the head comes to mind….

    : )

  39. burlapbra

    #38: seconded. Her belly button is waaay too high.

  40. She just looks plain awful in this.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  41. azcoyote

    I finally figured out why all the bikinis…

    Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass… Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply….

    Tara Reid Part II – The Skankening….

  42. Sheva

    I won’t join the chorus slamming her but I got to say that 9 year old boy’s frame is downright righteous, if you are a pedophile.

    Damn, now I realize what I love. Give me some of that Jamie Lynn, even in the tent dress. Love it.

  43. Sheva

    I won’t join the chorus slamming Lindzer Lowhore but I got to say that 9 year old boy’s frame is downright righteous, if you are a pedophile.

    Damn, now I realize what I love. Give me some of that Jamie Lynn, even in the tent dress. Love it.

  44. jennyliz

    #33…Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  45. lomies

    wtf how does that girl never tan?

  46. DrDanny

    Wow…she looks dreadful. But then, very few redheads are actually attractive so she’s in a a fairly large group that way. But I’ll be damned if I can see what all the fuss over her is all about.

  47. her acting is awful. her body is horrid. her behavior is skanktastical. it’s about time the superficial put an end to the nonstop promotion of this monster (unless the superficial is being paid handsomely for posting this crap).

  48. DrDanny

    Wow…she looks dreadful. But then, very few redheads are actually attractive so she’s in a a fairly large group that way. But I’ll be damned if I can see what all the fuss over her is all about.

  49. stingybtchsuzy

    she can’t act. she isn’t pretty. the Lohan people are hopefully paying the superficial handsomely to run multiple postings on her everyday. and I love the message I get when I try to post:

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