Lindsay Lohan was totally cured in rehab

Superficial / March 16, 2007

Lindsay Lohan has apparently been out partying and drinking every single night since she arrived in New York last week.

The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was “drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes.” She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Lindsay’s doing fine. She’s taking her life day by day.”

So rehab didn’t work for her at all. What the hell was she doing in there? While everybody else was getting treated for their addictions she was probably playing Hungry Hungry Hippo, clapping her hands excitedly going, “Look at the hippos eat! They’re so hungry!” Then when one of the employees taps her shoulder to let her know a meeting is about to start she orders a Cosmopolitan and takes a nap.