Lindsay Lohan was totally cured in rehab

March 16th, 2007 // 108 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has apparently been out partying and drinking every single night since she arrived in New York last week.

The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was “drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes.” She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Lindsay’s doing fine. She’s taking her life day by day.”

So rehab didn’t work for her at all. What the hell was she doing in there? While everybody else was getting treated for their addictions she was probably playing Hungry Hungry Hippo, clapping her hands excitedly going, “Look at the hippos eat! They’re so hungry!” Then when one of the employees taps her shoulder to let her know a meeting is about to start she orders a Cosmopolitan and takes a nap.

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  1. herbiefrog

    hopefully my daughter
    will put it more delicately…

    know when to quit…

    as pink says…
    “you can try and try.,..”
    “…you cant be me”

    so… you dont need it
    we’r3e stillm qalibe
    thanks alecia

    …and thanks babe : )

  2. Lowlands

    I was thinking already,did i leave any door or window open?

  3. techclerk

    Lindsay,

    I want to kick your puppy.

    “Kick your puppy” is a funny term I learned at the comedy club last night and I am just looking for an excuse to say it.

  4. techclerk

    please wash your hair

  5. herbiefrog

    have a great life…

    we hAVE a huge mountain to climb
    but we never give up…
    …never surrender : )

    luck babes

  6. Colin Man

    My response to this article? A total loss of respect for Jude Law. Who’s with me?

  7. Redundant_Obsession

    Complete agreement. Jude Law has, in fact, fallin from grace. Douche.

  8. jiffygirl21

    she is a fire what

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