Lindsay Lohan wants to kick bleeping bleeps

January 10th, 2007 // 108 Comments
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Comments (108)

  1. BarbadoSlim | January 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Somebody put some Drano in her water PLEASE!!!!

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  2. polypam | January 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    I love that her “friends” love her so much that they are always leaking personal photos of her to the press.

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  3. OhAySis | January 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Is this biotch still relevant?

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  4. getoffthegrass | January 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    (NO.3) I think not!

    Very nice friends are they not?

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  5. Spindoc | January 10, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    She looks like a 40 year old who is posing for some sexy pictures to try to put the spark back in her marraige. Seriously, Ashly Judd is like 15 years older than her and yet looks 10 years younger.

    Alex, I believe you’re looking for, “Who is a haggard used up 20 year old”

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  6. frenchtoaststix | January 10, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    What, does Hohan “own” Miami, like Mel Gibson “owns” Malibu? Did she scream out “fuck off, sugar tits” at this other chick? Clearly, Michelle Trachtenberg is not “adequite” enough to be in Lindsey’s charmed circle (which is, incidentally, Hohan’s pet name for her hoochie).

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  7. happy_bunny | January 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Yeah any excuse to post more shit about Lohan. That’s just the thing that’s needed around here. Got to put a dent in this big shortage of Lohan posts.

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  8. getoffthegrass | January 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    No 5..
    It reminds me of a dating site, with, as you said, a 40 year old wanting a “toy boy”

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  9. Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    It can be only this way because they inplanted her appendix into her breasts.Silicons are good islolationmaterial as well?

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  10. PunjabPete | January 10, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    I love that she seems to antuarlly hate any chick that has more talent or is better looking….

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  11. PunjabPete | January 10, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    That word is “naturally” when my fingers are firing in the proper sequence…

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  12. getoffthegrass | January 10, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Everyone is more good looking =)

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  13. mikeski | January 10, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    You know what would be fun?

    Nailing Michelle Trachtenberg while Hohan sits tied to a chair 2 feet away.

    “Look Skanky – a penis! And it’s fucking! And you can’t have any! Bwahahahahaha!”

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  14. Spindoc | January 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Nice Underarm Wrinkles for a 20 year old. Sheesh

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  15. rockdust | January 10, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    #6, I think she acts like she’s the boss everywhere she goes. Didn’t she try to get someone’s assistant kicked out of a party one time for no reason except she wasn’t famous enough? I forget who it was. Anyway, if I were the Club’s owner, I would have kicked BOTH their asses out the door!

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  16. particle)man | January 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    i dunno…i’d still hit it.

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  17. CMG | January 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Michelle Trachtenberg can shit in my mouth anytime.

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  18. BibiLush | January 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    gingers are gross. eew. sick. the freckles make her look old and ugly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3wxcCTorIk

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  19. suzy | January 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Hallie Parker/Annie James vs. Harriet the Spy

    OH NO!!!!! lol

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  20. jst | January 10, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    She is so tragic. What a coke-headed fugly slut. She is the next Dana Plato, next thing she’ll be working in a video store.

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  21. Randy Pan the goatboy | January 10, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    She needs an hour or two of defreckeling before I’d hit that.

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  22. jrzmommy | January 10, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Because that’s how all classy, dignified leading ladies behave in public……..they stomp around like longshoremen and threaten to beat up other girls. Nothing insecure about that………no sireeeeee.

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  23. notmeganharris | January 10, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Ashley Judd is hot. I’m a girl and even I know that.

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  24. Forbidden | January 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Superfish, this Lohan retard is so gross. Please stop posting about her -especially stop posting pictures of her- because she grosses me out badly and I may have nightmares. And most important, if her face or one of these pictures of her comes back to my mind sometime I may not be able to get hard.
    She’s the anti-boner. I wouldn’t touch her with a 50 foot stick. Ewww, this retard is the definition of gross. Please stop posting her pictures, please.

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  25. HELLpenis | January 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    fug

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  26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    “Hi I’m Lindsay, but my friends call me Lindz, or Spunkgargler. Thanks for checking out my myspace page. :)
    1.Her’es a pic of me at my nephews chrismas play. I was so bored! lol. His teacher was hottt though
    2.hers me on set at some movie, not Mean girls. I forget. I was like, wtf?
    3.this is this one time a brandon’s house – he was totaly like “ur gonna puke” and I was like no way and he was like “dude not on the carpet” lol!!!
    4.I totaly puked! it was his fault he made me swallow, watever! that was cool, I was like “dude I need a bump” ha! ha! ;)

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  27. Matt! | January 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    ok so remember the character Michelle Tractenberg played on Six Feet Under, Celeste? That IS Lindsay Lohan.

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  28. danielle | January 10, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    She Looks Nice.

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  29. Alice-Mary | January 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    personally, I think she’s pretty. She just also happens to be an idiot.

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  30. ToiletDuck | January 10, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    I can see her dirtypillows…

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  31. RichPort | January 10, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    #10 – Punjab – If you connect all the freckles in order, without lifting your sharpee, it leads to her cock cave and spells “Stupid Fucking Firecrotch Cokehead Whore, Here’s My Box —->” in Harlow Solid Italic Script font, 12 point. And to think, Paris got that shit tattoed.

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  32. Jane_Says | January 10, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Lindsay should leave Nona Mecklenberg alone. Little Pete will kick her ass.

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  33. ph7 | January 10, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    That last picture looks a screen capture one taken one second before the money shot of your typical porn movie – Nice!

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  34. 86 | January 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    scary!!!!

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  35. Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    Troll…

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  36. Mick | January 10, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    why is she crying in that last pic???
    I dislike this girl more than any celeb or semi-celeb ever. She is just trashy and so into herself which is sad because she’s not hot or even remotely attractive.

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  37. WillaKEB | January 10, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    She looks more and more like a crackwhore every day.
    Which is a shame because she has SUCH nice bone structure.

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  38. DumDumDum | January 10, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I’d fuck Lindsay Lohan on a tennis court, if you catch my meaning.

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  39. Dean | January 10, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Why is she crying?

    She could be really pretty, but her apparent bitchyness overrides all else.

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  40. marvinsuggs | January 10, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Remember when Lindsay Lohan was in the remake of the Parent Trap and we all thought “gosh this little doll is a cutie pie”. Then she showed some cleavage on SNL and you thought “willickers, she’s gonna get hot”. Then somewhere shortly after that you realized she’s sort of a demon creature, and the thought of her anywhere near your junkberries gives you dry heaves? What a shame. Copy and past this story with minor revisions under the next Britney Spears post.

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  41. HughJorganthethird | January 10, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Damn I loves me some freckly tities

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  42. Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Maybe i saw her on a movie when i was flying.Obviously the movie was about a girl and a boy,both dancers and they fall in love or something.Didn’t see it all.

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  43. Devilish Tenshi | January 10, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    No Idea if the last pictures are new but she looks a hell of a lot better with lighter hair

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  44. Peter Coffin | January 10, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    She needs to watch out, Kramer might sue her. But he’ll get her to try on the bra with her shirt still on, so it won’t fit and she’ll get off.

    In a different way than most of the time though.

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  45. Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Allright then,sometimes there can be also trolls which are helpfull.

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  46. icbrowni | January 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    my god, she’s so strikingly beautiful! also talented, unconventional, and independent, so everyone defensively calls her a bitch, knowing full well she’s a goddess. don’t give into your fears – worship her! worship her!

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  47. F-Sucker | January 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    Michelle Trachtenburg is hot……….I’d hit it like a homerun in the ninth inning.

    I’ll still nail Lindsay, too. Skanky or not, she’s got hooters. Plus, she’s rich and famous. That’s all I need.

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  48. NipsyHustle | January 10, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    i wish a real badass like michelle rodriguez would beef with lindsay. michelle would kick a hole in her back and that would be then end of linds “easy bend” lohan.

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  49. pubic bone | January 10, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    it’s a dark day when michelle “dykefarts” rodriguez is the hero of the story…

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  50. wonderwoman | January 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    She should be exported to a third world country as their new dictator, taking over from where Idi Amin, Pol Pot etc, left off. This cunt is so deluded as to her own importance, she actually thinks she can order people removed from her sight (in public places) if she doesn’t like them – first Jessica Biel and her assistant and now this.

    She would ride standing up in a jeep, chest loaded with fake medals, mirrored sunglasses, waving to her subjects, spot someone she doesn’t like, she would just point and the unfortunate soul would be dragged before a firing squad.

    Actually when she pulled this shit last time, she shouted “If she stays, I’m leaving!” – SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS A THREAT!!!!!!!!(and look who left first, this time too).

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