Lindsay Lohan is desperate to play Wonder Woman in the forthcoming movie version of the comic book superhero. Lohan admits she’d like to showcase her talents outside of kid and teen films.
She says, “Wonder Woman would be cool. I’m trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I’ve done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I’ve done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted.”
Wow, Wonder Woman. Yes that will be quite the acting stretch. Unless Wonder Woman has been re-imagined with the power to make her boobs magically disappear and reappear. Because Lindsay’s got that move down cold. That and the lasso of anorexia.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 23, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Watch me vomit my food! Snort cocaine! That’s the real secret to my powers!
St.Minutia | March 23, 2006 at 2:57 pm
If it’s true that Joss Whedon is directing this, he better not hire this no-talent skank.
bone_daddio | March 23, 2006 at 2:58 pm
bah. bah. bleck. i need to go wash my eyes out after reading this…..lohan as wonder woman….oh, the friggin humanity…but imagine the look on her face as she soars across the sky in her invisible jet….
Feed_Me_Chocolate | March 23, 2006 at 2:58 pm
P.S.
There’s someething very sad and depressing about her being “desperate” to play Wonder Woman. She’s wandering in the Valley of the Shadow of No Food.
Manderoni | March 23, 2006 at 2:58 pm
HA!! Howard Stern said this morining “Gee, I didn’t know Wonder Woman had freckles…that’s Howdy Doody”….meaning she’d be more suitable for the movie version of Howdy Doody…..it was funny, you had to hear it I guess…
ReportingLive | March 23, 2006 at 3:19 pm
I hear Evangeline Lilly was being scouted for it, that would be awesome!
MeganHarris | March 23, 2006 at 3:20 pm
I’m not convinced she can pull it off. Lynda Carter is Wonder Woman. Check out Mateo’s photoshoped versions of Hohan:
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/03/lindsay-lohan-wants-to-be-wonder-woman.html
Grphdesi23 | March 23, 2006 at 3:21 pm
If by Wonder Woman you mean, cocaine snorting, drunken, wonton slut, then she’s PERFECT for the part.
.shiny. | March 23, 2006 at 3:29 pm
a skinny, freckled wonder woman… sounds tres sex-ay
Baroness | March 23, 2006 at 3:29 pm
What a fucking joke.
Jennifer Connelly should be Wonder Woman.
CheekyChops | March 23, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Well if Wonder Woman is meant to be a coke whore than Hohan is a shoe in.
Topaz Vamp | March 23, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Evangeline Lilly has a pretty face but her body is not feminine enough for Wonder Woman. Ever see her in a bathing suit? She looks like a tranny.
xogirly84 | March 23, 2006 at 3:41 pm
This girl needs to get a clue and realize no one wants to see her show her abilities.
ILovePapaSmurf | March 23, 2006 at 3:42 pm
I love how she says she wants to be known as a grown-up, but yet, she still seems to use the word “cool” in her quote.
inspector11 | March 23, 2006 at 3:44 pm
people. let’s just be calm here. i’ll tell you what we’ll do: we’ll have jennifer love hewitt, jennifer connoly, lindsay lohan AND ms. carter show up to my apartment in costume. And after dinner and drinks and a lot of foreplay, i will be ready to rule on who… err…. look i’ll be honest, i’m just planning to bang them. really. yup – all of ‘em. even ‘ol linda.
They’ll probably wise up after the second round of “callbacks” but i’ll take that chance.
suzy | March 23, 2006 at 3:46 pm
and how isn’t playing wonder woman not going to be aimed at younger girls?
i used to love wonder woman when i was younger, what makes her think other girls who are young won’t look up to a female super hero??
wrong role if you are trying to stay away from the 5-15age crowd
Spindoc | March 23, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Heres a thought Lindsey, you can be cast in the lead of “The Carrot Top Life Story” and for Wonder Woman they could cast ….Oh I don’t know, perhaps somebody Hot? Somebody without the stench of last weeks Vodka and dried semen filling the theater everytime they are onscreen. If they do the “Tara Reid Life Story” Trust me, you’ll get cast if Paris Hilton sits out that audition.
hafaball | March 23, 2006 at 3:50 pm
“Lohan admits she’d like to showcase her talents outside of kid and teen films.”
And what the hell does she think this is gonna be? A none stop gang bang where Wonder Woman has to have sex with 150 men in a minute? Because if anyone can do it, it’s Lindsey Lohan.
inspector11 | March 23, 2006 at 3:53 pm
#18 – do you know where they are casting for that one?
Craig & "em" | March 23, 2006 at 4:02 pm
I don’t know about Wonder Woman, but I’m currently writing a script for a crime fighter called NipSlip Ladie, that I think she’ll be great for.
Sceen #69
VILLAN: “Oh No…Not That…PLEASE Anything But That!”
NIPSLIP: “All Evil Doers Shall See Atleast One of My Boobs If You Break The Law. You’ll Never Beat Me and My Trusty Sidekick…Tara!”
Mobbo | March 23, 2006 at 4:06 pm
just keep paris hilton the hell away from wonder woman. i heard she’s trying out for charlize theron’s roles right now.
tits_on_snack | March 23, 2006 at 4:12 pm
i don’t get it.
she wants to be taken seriously in a more mature role… as wonder woman?
Mobbo | March 23, 2006 at 4:24 pm
if she does get this role, i hope Joss Whedon tells her that shes guaranteed to win an oscar cause i wanna see a nude wonder woman…..
SuperSpence | March 23, 2006 at 4:31 pm
If Lindsay Lohan is cast as Wonder Woman I will personally murder every single person who goes to see that film in the theaters. [I'm not kidding. I'll kill all of them. The idea of LL as Wonder Woman is just that stupid and I'm just that good with a knife.]
Five or ten years ago, Catherine Zeta-Jones would have been a good choice. I’m not sure who would be the right choice at the moment, but I am sure of two things:
1. Lindsay Lohan is NOT the best choice;
2. I’ll butcher anyone who sees a Wonder Woman movie with LL in the title role.
Just a reminder: I’m not kidding about the murder thing. I was in and out of three mental institutions before I was even born. And if any of that makes sense to you, you’re just as freaking crazy as I am. So why don’t the two of us go talk to Jesus over a couple of mojitos?
Mobbo | March 23, 2006 at 4:36 pm
uh SuperSpence, if your so good at killing, why dont you just kill lindsay? thatll save us alot of trouble….
Baysharam Guru | March 23, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Doesn’t Wonder Woman require, you know, a woman’s body?
SuperSpence | March 23, 2006 at 4:54 pm
#25 Mobbo posted: uh SuperSpence, if your so good at killing, why dont you just kill lindsay? thatll save us alot of trouble….
REPLY: Because I’m crazy. Didn’t you read my post? Oh, and by the way: Get the hell out of my head, you commie scum! I didn’t seduce your cousin, she came on to me.
Captain Awesome | March 23, 2006 at 5:22 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gogoboots | March 23, 2006 at 5:31 pm
She has detachable breasts, I shit you not. That alone would make her ideal for the role of Wonder Woman. That and her ambivalent eating disorders: simultaneous anorexia and bulimia. Who would have thought that possible?!
Kelly | March 23, 2006 at 5:32 pm
She wants a mature role. She can always do porn, and that wouldn’t be a strech for her and will capture all her talent, laying on her back and knees, snorthing coke off dick.
Foxbase Alpha | March 23, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Maybe she could fly around in her invisible “Herbie the Love Bug” while battling “Mean Girls”. Her magical lasso can forceably enable “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen” and she snare her ruthless father in her “The Parent Trap”!
mamacita | March 23, 2006 at 5:48 pm
SuperSpence
Oh God. You kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gammanormids | March 23, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Just becasue you spin around when you’re drunk, that doesn’t make you Wonder woman, Lindsay…
BarbadoSlim | March 23, 2006 at 5:57 pm
SuperSpence doooode I’m so there! On opening night, I wanna take some footage YEEEEHAAA let the blood flow bitches!!!
But, I digress, I really hope she gets the role and her career implodes (Halle Berry?!?!)so here’s hoping.
LoneWolf | March 23, 2006 at 6:10 pm
She says, “Wonder Woman would be cool. I’m trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I’ve done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I’ve done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted.”
Let me clean that up for you Linds….
She says, “Cocaine would be cool. I’m trying to find hallucinogens right now that are different to anything I’ve done and to show my boobs, to show that I have some sort of drugs and penises in me. Because most of the stupidy that I’ve done so far is aimed at getting attention and is slut-related.”
There y’go, hon….you’re welcome.
sometimesboy | March 23, 2006 at 6:15 pm
“WONDER WOMAN : FULLY LOADED”…
sundaybl00dysunday | March 23, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Am I the only one who is just sick of this STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Wonder woman??? you mean WONDER CRACKWHORE!!!! and her powers will be super puking and mega coke snorting.
Craig & "em" | March 23, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Lindsay wants to be Wonder Woman???? How bout she become a WOMAN first and then work on the rest.
I wanna be Adriana Lima’s bedsheet, BUUTTTT
you can’t always get what you want, specially if there’s a restraining order.
Damn restraining order!
archyros | March 23, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I would rather bang Lynda Carter without makeup than LL. Nuff said.
totsie | March 23, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Disappearing and reappearing boobs…the Grow Up Skipper doll in the late 70s had that ability…raise your hand if you remember Grow Up Skipper. Right–pretty much no one. Now, raise your hand if you think Lindsay Lohan deserves the same fate. Right.
Tha-Flash | March 23, 2006 at 8:22 pm
She could be my wonder woman any day
juicylips | March 23, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Wonder Woman??? This bitch is twelve.
RhinebeckCowboy | March 23, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Poisonally, I think she can carry it off. Watched Parent Trap last night and this chick has range.
xAgonyxScenex | March 23, 2006 at 10:57 pm
Uh ya ok…this girl could NEVER play Wonder Woman. Why you ask. Well Wonder Woman is attractive…Lindsay is not. Wonder Woman is a full figured woman..Lindsay is a gross fuckin stick. Wonder Woman is tall. Lindsay is not.
thatthingisgood | March 23, 2006 at 11:53 pm
Ok, Um, No. No. No. Lindsey Lohan as Wonder Woman..No. She’s no woman. My idea…Dye RACHEL MCADAMS hair Black and you have WONDER WOMAN. That’s a woman and an a versitile actress. Problem Solved. NO LINDSEY AND NO JENNIFER CONNOLLY….eeewwww.
guzilicious | March 24, 2006 at 6:31 am
lindsay is a idiot she can eat shit and die frankly the only talent she has is being the PERFECT TRAILER TRASH stupid little twat.
Do us a favour lohan and go jump
Derek Hail | March 24, 2006 at 11:02 am
I really hope she doesn’t get Wonder Woman. I like most of the comic book movies, and if she’s in one, I will be forced to not watch it.
billabong021 | March 24, 2006 at 11:19 am
She MUST be on crack, that skinny hoe cud never fill Wonder Womans’ outfit.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 24, 2006 at 11:48 am
Hey, guys. There’s nothing wrong with freckles, they’re just angel kisses from when God sent you to Earth with the stork. At least that’s what Gramma told me.
sundaybl00dysunday | March 24, 2006 at 2:22 pm
There’s nothing wrong with freckles but Lohan is absolutely, totally DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderhoe!!!!! yes!!, Wonderwoman no way!!!
she sucks soooo much.