Lindsay Lohan quietly turned herself into the Beverly Hills Police Department station late yesterday afternoon to be officially arrested for her DUI back in May. She was held in custody for about an hour and then released on $30,000 bail. TMZ reports:
Lohan was charged with driving with a blood alcohol level greater than .08 and misdemeanor hit and run, this according to the Beverly Hills PD… The actress was released on her own recognizance, routine for a first time DUI offense. For now, Lohan is scheduled to be back in court on August 24.
And what does any of this have to do with these shots of Lindsay Lohan walking around braless with her massive boobs in a tank top? Probably nothing. But maybe everything.
Photos: X17
wayouttatune | July 20, 2007 at 10:08 am
those boobs look nice but they ain’t real
trackstar | July 20, 2007 at 10:10 am
second, bitches!
Doomhammer | July 20, 2007 at 10:11 am
Look mommy, its Pippy Longwhoring
krazihottkelli??????? | July 20, 2007 at 10:14 am
could zhe have anymore frecklez
and thoze fake boobz
R not attractive at all..can’t
wait till the bitch goez
to jail..wonder if zhe’ll cry
and throw a fit like Pariz..??
LifesAbitch | July 20, 2007 at 10:17 am
So, she’s dating black men now. Nice, I feel sorry for him. He will contract so many diseases.
Penis Mightier | July 20, 2007 at 10:18 am
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!
PS They are real
Christ on a Pogo Stick | July 20, 2007 at 10:18 am
Krazihottkelli, I hate you, please die.
Doher | July 20, 2007 at 10:20 am
Id do her, all the crack and X would make her a wild ride.
naughtygrl | July 20, 2007 at 10:20 am
God, this bitch is so ugly. Hopefully, they’ll lock her ass up for along time so we won’t have to look at her.
veggi | July 20, 2007 at 10:23 am
Her talent dictates that all charges be dismissed. We lock up useless rabble like Paris, not talented young stars like Lindsay.
Aubree | July 20, 2007 at 10:24 am
Lindzey is krazi kool
I wizh zhe’d come
zurfin with me
we could hold handz
and talk boyz
and tell zecretz
and be bezt of friendz
Lindzey iz amazing
I’m wearing braidz to the beach today
Lindzey if you are reading this…
Did you get my love letterz?
kizz kizz
Krazi
krazihottkelli??????? | July 20, 2007 at 10:25 am
Chriz=7:
U r a little baby jumpin
up and down on your pogoztick
poor little baby..whatz
the matter..mommy and daddy
wouldn’t let U have any
toyz when U were young…hate me
fucker and the world goez
the fuck on..maybe U zhould date
Lohan..zhez got zome crabbz
with your name on them, dirtfuck.
VICKY from Uru | July 20, 2007 at 10:25 am
already saw it like 2 hours ago on x17….
you are a little slow today Mr. Fish!!!!!
#1hater | July 20, 2007 at 10:28 am
I notice possession of cocaine is absent from the list of charges……what’s up with that??
mrs.t | July 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
Kraziazzkelli is up VERY early for a hot young girl who lives near the beach with an unbelievably amazing social schedule.
This early appearance speaks to my belief that the Krazy One really lives in Nebraska or some other landlocked state, and the “Beach” is actually the name of the water park located just next to her mom’s trailer park.
Yes, the rest of us old fuckerz have jobs/kids/lives. We are up early running, working, caring for kids and money-making. You are up reading Tiger Beat, wishing you were hot and famous living near the real beach.
I’m off to take my kidz to the zzzzoooooo.
ta-ta!
Christ on a Pogo Stick | July 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
I love ugly girls like Aurbee. She might be ugly, but she can suck dick all day. I have her locked in the attic like an animal. She likes it like that. When I bring my dick to her, she can’t get enough of it, so now I have to let her suck off all my friends on a daily basis.
sicasso | July 20, 2007 at 10:31 am
The boobs are fine, the freckles are fine. But could someone get the skank some pants that fit. Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t be shopping in the Ladies Big ‘n Tall.
NOTE: Looks like zomeone’z Z key iz zticking on zee keyboard. And her krazy grammar zuckz too. Guess Krazo lozt her job writing lyricz for Prinze.
WhatAWasteThisTrampIs | July 20, 2007 at 10:33 am
re: pic #5 – What in Hades is that bag she is carting around and how much did that cost her? I know, maybe she has it to divert attention away from the rest of her which is beginning to look pretty ratty considering she is only 21 years old.
Aubree | July 20, 2007 at 10:34 am
number 16…wake up dude.
I was making fun of Krazi…
it’s so easy to do
Kelli is NUTZ | July 20, 2007 at 10:36 am
God look at the wrinkles on that 21 year old forehead, thats some serious sun damage and hard living when she’s barely out of childhood. YUCK!
krazihottkelli??????? | July 20, 2007 at 10:37 am
15/old bitch:
where the fuck is Nebrazka?
muzt be where your old azz livez,nice!
U wizhed that I lived in that
God forzaken place, don’t cha..whatever!
Anyway, juzt waiting for my friendz
to come over here…zeee, I don’t have to
drive to the beach..I’m already
here…actually..I’m talking to your
zorry azz while I’m looking at the
beautiful Atlantic Ocean..nothing like it.
and by the way..don’t let your little
monzter pet the animalz at the zoo
they have many germz that can kill them
but, thatz probably Y U took them there, huh? nice life…enjoy bitchez///
Christ on a Pogo Stick | July 20, 2007 at 10:44 am
19 Stop lying, you know you love those big juicy dicks you put in your mouth. Tonite, I’ll will bring some black ones and Middle Eastern ones, but for the Middle Eastern guys, you’ll have to pretend your a man, because they hate to let women touch them. We’ll just shave your head like Britney did. They’ll never know the difference.
Rezz | July 20, 2007 at 10:48 am
All you people that say her tits are fake are just hating that your tits don’t look as good as hers. Lindsey might be a drunken cracked-up junkie but I’d still suck the fuck out them tits. She’s still a little skinny for my taste tho.
flavio | July 20, 2007 at 10:50 am
yeah, those are some serious boobs. come on, those are definitely not fake! she is an idiot and basically scum, but those tits are magical.
krazihottkelli??????? | July 20, 2007 at 10:51 am
#20==for your 411:
the only people who look like
LeatherLohan, iz people
who ztay in the zun all fuckin
day..like idiotz that
don’t know better..not me..my
tan iz perfect..and I
didn’t burn my zkin once, coz
I fuckin know better, bitch…
ok, my friendz R here now and
we want to burn one
zo, enjoy typing and working
allday..while we chill..
FUCK U ALL ????????!!???
Aubree | July 20, 2007 at 10:52 am
22-
So are you really posing as Krazi Kelli under a cover-up name?
No one else would have responded with such a hostile message after making fun of the person that you just previously made fun of yourself
Just be a man (oops that would require balls) and admit you screwed up.
One who lacks intelligence has got to use crass potty talk to make up for it in your case. My guess is that you didn’t graduate from Brown.
George | July 20, 2007 at 10:55 am
So now it’s the Gardener, and I thought she was seeing the Las Vegas Pool Boy.
I have to pay my Gardener extra to do anything besides mowing the lawn. It appears that all she has to do is wear a tank top.
They both look smelly!
penacka | July 20, 2007 at 10:57 am
has hollywood every heard of a bra? come on!
Christ on a Pogo Stick | July 20, 2007 at 10:58 am
Did you say brown? How about Georgetown?
Stop acting like your so innocent. You hate that I exposed you, don’t you. Why would I pretend to be someone else? Boy, you are dumb. Are you sure you even went to college?
That’s right, you said Brown. Right. Is your mouth tired from last night. You know that you are a whore just like Lindsay Lohan.
my comment | July 20, 2007 at 11:03 am
Who cares about her tired old boobs,, just LOOK at that hideous god awful mammoth-sized handbag!
You could stuff all the Brangelina kids in it and still have room for Nicole Richie.
ssdd | July 20, 2007 at 11:03 am
Trashy filthy pig of a cunt.
Samantha Jones | July 20, 2007 at 11:04 am
Uh, so the fact that she was underage at the time and had coke in the car I guess doesn’t matter if everything was ‘routine’. Whatever. This whore will get off. And she won’t have learned her lesson, which means more delightful trouble for her to get it! *rubs hands together*
BWAHAHAHAA!
princecharming | July 20, 2007 at 11:05 am
i would suck those fucking titty’s ’til my fucking gums bled, I haven’t decide yet what the rest of me would be doing, apart from firing off my four finger bum-gun into her freckled fucking ass xx
FRIST!!! | July 20, 2007 at 11:05 am
I saw a picture of Krazy kelli on her myspace. She’s a fat cow from Georgia. And she’s got 4 ugly kids. She’s on welfare, because she’s on this site day and night.
christina | July 20, 2007 at 11:05 am
I am just waiting for krazihottkelli to fuck up and accidentally write an “s”. who knows, maybe that key is just broken on her keyboard and shes too broke to fix it………
Annie Rexia | July 20, 2007 at 11:06 am
Screw fatty Linds. Did you see Tammy Fay on Larry King? She looked fabulous! After I found out she had lung cancer, I started doing ciggies like laxatives. Two packs a day! Fabulous!
wedgeone | July 20, 2007 at 11:06 am
Yah, this story is ancient. I posted a link to it on Yahoo several minutes before Fish posted it here. ;^)
I must have lit a fire under Fish’s butt to get moving with some new news.
Learn how to spell | July 20, 2007 at 11:07 am
#29- why don’t you learn how to spell correctly before pretending to be smart. Dumbass.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 20, 2007 at 11:08 am
Nice flap jack tits. Anybody got any syrup?
Meh I’d rather look at the pic of Michelle P. in the top left corner. My god she’s beautiful.
Aubree | July 20, 2007 at 11:08 am
Exposed me in what way?
You came out of left field idiot. You attacked me for no reason. You attacked someone else on here just to be a dick. What’ the point? So you can be entertained with people arguing you with you all day?
What is up with the blow job shit? I swear to God you are just filling out apps to college and Georgetown turned you down. Hope you filled one out for the local community college.
I didn’t say you pretended to be someone else numb nuts. You are so confused, I know it’s quite a lot for your brain to handle…thinking and typing at the same time.
Yes, I did attend college the University of Michigan, heard of it?
miyazaki | July 20, 2007 at 11:09 am
krazi=Christ On a Pogo Stick.
Feel sorry for it.
It can’t spell.
It doesn’t know basic geography.
It smells like cunt-cheese.
Marcos Glez | July 20, 2007 at 11:10 am
Leave her alone. I would stick my dick in her ass so fast, she wouldn’t know what hit her. Did I say that I would put that big purse over her head first?
Christ on a Crotch | July 20, 2007 at 11:10 am
Finally turns herself into an even nastier whore than her mother ever hoped. Dina Lohan is sitting back reading the blog on her lap top saying “Ahhhh, I did my job right.” (As she leans over table and takes another rail)
Now she can have all the money and coke for herself.
Aubree | July 20, 2007 at 11:11 am
41-
it is clear as day isn’t it?!
All makes sense now.
Christ on a Crotch | July 20, 2007 at 11:14 am
Whore. Just like Foxy Brown and Lil Kim, going to the Popo’s looking like a god-damned hootch, hoping to glean some favor from the cops, who are also a bunch of whores too.
Everybody is in bed with everybody in Cali, I guess.
Linsays mom | July 20, 2007 at 11:18 am
So what if my daughter had cocaine in her car. If the police are to stupid to charge her with it, that’s their problem. There’s nothing wrong with cocaine. We all love it and so do the police. That’s why they didn’t charge her. Leave my girl alone.
Aubree | July 20, 2007 at 11:21 am
Krazi aka Christ on a Pogo Stick-
the diarrhea that comes from your brain and splatters all over the keyboard that leaks onto this site has made us all sick for long enough.
Please go to the beach now and leave us all to recover.
Kamihi | July 20, 2007 at 11:27 am
damn she looks rough for 21 years old. @46 So sad Lindsay’s mom can’t spell her daughters name!
zzzzzzzzzzz=Kelli | July 20, 2007 at 11:27 am
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Kelliizclever | July 20, 2007 at 11:29 am
zzzzzzzzzzz Hey ugly whore I gotz to work for a living myzelf. How iz it that U do not, cum-gussling (do I invert the z and s?)white trazh bum???? Zukking a good one I guezz! Die ugly bitch!!!