Lindsay Lohan trying not to look like she’d stab a baby for coke

For some reason Lindsay Lohan was invited to Sir Richard Branson’s “Rock the Kasbah” event last night in LA despite the fact she has the star power of swine flu these days. Then again, I could see how having her around would come in handy making the other celebrities feel good about themselves. Gary Coleman could’ve attended this shindig and walked away feeling like a million bucks. “Did you see her biting her nails, Willis? … Willis? I’m talking to myself again, aren’t I? Damn. Stay cool, Gary. You’re not the crazy one tonight.”

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