For some reason Lindsay Lohan was invited to Sir Richard Branson’s “Rock the Kasbah” event last night in LA despite the fact she has the star power of swine flu these days. Then again, I could see how having her around would come in handy making the other celebrities feel good about themselves. Gary Coleman could’ve attended this shindig and walked away feeling like a million bucks. “Did you see her biting her nails, Willis? … Willis? I’m talking to myself again, aren’t I? Damn. Stay cool, Gary. You’re not the crazy one tonight.”
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she’s gross
Nicotine, Alcohol, Cocaine.
…and peroxide.
……………and no bra
I’m ready to stab her with my penis. Coke head or not, she has nice cans! And girls who want coke with do ANYTHING in bed.
Such professional and mature poses for sponsors, how fucking assinine can you get. Sure, stick your fingers in your mouth like a 9 year-old, Lindsay. What a skank … the same skank whose mother thinks she’s a genius. Right … Hollywood is in the shitter and the Lohan family has put it there. The same woman who touts her daughter as a good person and a genius allows a 15-year old to get lip injections and a nose job ?? Feed the whole family to the dogs, or better yet … put them on Dexter’s radar …
Why does she look so confused? Is she not used to the photographs by now?
Or is she as confused as us that she’s still considered an actress. Or worth photographing. Because that last movie she did about being pregnant was a box-office smash…
Pretty sure you can’t knock someone’s celebrity status when you post about them every other day.
She’s gross but I’d still do a line of coke out of her ass crack.
picture 8 is terrifying.
every time i see a picture of Lindsay Lohan i think of that voice from The Soup that comes up whenever they make fun of her……….
“It’s Lindsay….”
This is sooo sad! I used to be a fan but she’s just sad…
All the pictures are terrifying, not just number 8.
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embrace the red hair Lindsay. This blond Marylin Monroe shit is lame.
She couldn’t even re-paint her nails for this event?
I’d still tear that shit up. What a rack too. Don’t be jealous ladies.
My——–GOD! does she not look in the mirror before leaving the house, or do all the cracks in it from her last gander make her think she looks good?
I mean seriously, I’m 15 years older and look 10 years younger than this, this, THIS (no word comes to mind to correctly define the atrocity of this waste of egg and sperm). WHY does anyone in Hollywood employ the hermie?
nice nail polish
and is pen ink on the fingers and arms cosidered fashionable?
oink
nice nail polish
and is pen ink on the fingers and arms cosidered fashionable?
oink
Poor, poor Lindsay. Scratching her head, trying desparately to remember how to pose. You don’t HAVE a good side, my dear. She better save a black dress, she might need it soon… then again, she might want to be laid out in one of her own designs :-P
It’s so sad to see these red headed freckled people like Lilo and Nicole Kidman trying to be blond Grace Kelly or Marilyn types. Even with the cheek implants which they both have had, they can’t get that nordic shaped face. The lip works don’t help either. They just can’t erase that Irishy look that they so hate about themselves.
Oh my… That looks uncannily like a track mark on her right arm. (Pictures 6 and 7).
Anyone wanna bet whether or not this poor ho is alive a year from now?
The saddest part, having worked with so many addicts, is that when they are full into their addiction, nothing else matters. They are too busy worrying about getting their next fix to care what they look like. It’s sad. And she will never get better if her parents continue to enable her – why would she? Look what she would have to admit and confront – that ALONE will keep her sick…
She needs a Peter North treatment. Stat.
Samela- I recommend adblock plus. It works with Firefox or Internet Explorer and it blocks all the ads minus the ones mascaraing as posts. But there are NO pop ups!
Seriously-enough is enough. Lindsay’s not much more than a kid but looks like stomped on shit.. She has major forhead wrinkles & is always wasted. You may not like her dad & he may be sorry, but he is right about this. Her mom is the problem. She’ll keep denying there’s a problem , keep enabling her, & keep protecting her cash cow until she’s dead. Which at the rate Lindsay’s going…won’t be long.
Frightening. You people are lying if you think your dick would come out of hiding for that. She has the effect of Coke on your junk = limp.
If Pam Anderson looks like this can you imagine Lindsey at her age?
(Sorry for that visual.)
The more pictures I see of her. The more I am reminded of this.
http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/sexy-gremlin-764647.jpg
I would fuck her from behind while i sniff some coke in her backs..
Sorry bitch, blonde hair doesn’t suit you.
G-O-D-D-E-S-S.
Beautiful Lindsay. Jealous losers.
It’s important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I’m bout to get into some shit that I’ve seen
This fool’s breath, I mean so bad it’ll melt your ice cream
They say don’t say nothing if you can’t say nice things
Sittin too close to him made both my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of bad breath on hum
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating horrid and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his tone had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing… head to toe B.O.
He didn’t know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples’ toilets with plungers
Girls not the guy you would want to toungue ya
So guys take your cue from this number
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you’ll be funkyyyyyyyy
Now at class you need total concentration
But there’s kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast enjoyed a leave of absence
One’s fool’s feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, “Bud you rolled all over yourself” “yeaaa”
I’ll go so deep on your ass you’ll be submerged
Like you need to be in with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you’re at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I’m gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body ‘for your sweatshirt melts
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don’t need a map bitch
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you’ll be funkyyyyyyyy
I’ll say it again. G-O-D-D-E-S-S.
Great tune ^^
- it really rocked Tony Hawk 3.
I love when teenagers tell us how hot a truly SPENT, splotchy scab looks and how we are crazy we dont want a piece of it (and an STD.) Spare me.
Lindsay is neither sexy nor interesting. Seriously girl, change it up. Go back to your natural hair color and get a hobby.
Ugh. Who told this dumb rag that gnawing on your nails in every red carpet/photo-op is hot?
so many ads…
no recovery
lov baby ))
why doesn’t her family help her or someone please help this girl what happened to her face i really dont believe she could look in a mirror and think she looks good that tan needs to go and dye your hair back red please its sad to watch her do this to herself
So beautiful.
She must be working out again, she is looking good and toned again.
Actually, she looks better here than she did ten days ago at her court hearing. If she’d take better care of her-self (get some sleep, stay out of the sun, knock off the chemicals, tone-up her body a little), and get rid of that awful blond hair, she could be hot again. And for the the love of God eat something, you know, food. She was hot once (Mean Girls), I hope she it’s not too late for her and she turns her self around.
#32, you get her to arch her ass up while laying on her stomach and bump (snort) a line of coke off of her ass. It’s pretty hot. I have done it that way lots of times. That’s the proper way. Branson just want to fuck her. That’s why he invited her.
Not even trying to be mean here, but if I took an honest to goodness look at her without knowing who she was, etc, for example pic#8, I would guess she was 40-something.
My mom just turned 50 this year and has better looking skin and hair than her. My fifty year old mom looks younger than Lindsay Lohan.
Anyway #23 are you high? What the fuck are you talking about. Grace Kelly’s entire family were Irish immigrants, some German thrown in, and she’s actually very “Irish-y” looking. Have you ever been to Ireland? Not even 10% of them actually have red hair.
She’s absolutely stunningly beautiful.
Most of you people with the negative comments are wasters.
She’s looking more and more like Sean Connery every time her picture’s taken.
People here are so insecure, fat and ugly they gotta take it out on celebrities.
This woman is 23 years old????. WOW, I am 50 & don’t have the wrinkles on my forehead like she does at 23. This woman is either going to die before she is 30 or will look 50 at 30.