For some reason Lindsay Lohan was invited to Sir Richard Branson’s “Rock the Kasbah” event last night in LA despite the fact she has the star power of swine flu these days. Then again, I could see how having her around would come in handy making the other celebrities feel good about themselves. Gary Coleman could’ve attended this shindig and walked away feeling like a million bucks. “Did you see her biting her nails, Willis? … Willis? I’m talking to myself again, aren’t I? Damn. Stay cool, Gary. You’re not the crazy one tonight.”
Photos: Getty, WENN
ktulu | October 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm
she’s gross
Max Planck | October 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Nicotine, Alcohol, Cocaine.
Rodham | October 27, 2009 at 1:51 pm
…and peroxide.
Reg Dunlop | October 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm
……………and no bra
Kim | October 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I’m ready to stab her with my penis. Coke head or not, she has nice cans! And girls who want coke with do ANYTHING in bed.
Kelley | October 27, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Such professional and mature poses for sponsors, how fucking assinine can you get. Sure, stick your fingers in your mouth like a 9 year-old, Lindsay. What a skank … the same skank whose mother thinks she’s a genius. Right … Hollywood is in the shitter and the Lohan family has put it there. The same woman who touts her daughter as a good person and a genius allows a 15-year old to get lip injections and a nose job ?? Feed the whole family to the dogs, or better yet … put them on Dexter’s radar …
mchole | October 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Why does she look so confused? Is she not used to the photographs by now?
Or is she as confused as us that she’s still considered an actress. Or worth photographing. Because that last movie she did about being pregnant was a box-office smash…
Kolchak | October 27, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Pretty sure you can’t knock someone’s celebrity status when you post about them every other day.
greenman | October 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
She’s gross but I’d still do a line of coke out of her ass crack.
iamlemonfresh | October 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm
picture 8 is terrifying.
haha | October 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
every time i see a picture of Lindsay Lohan i think of that voice from The Soup that comes up whenever they make fun of her……….
“It’s Lindsay….”
Mrs. Smith | October 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm
This is sooo sad! I used to be a fan but she’s just sad…
Puke | October 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
All the pictures are terrifying, not just number 8.
Samela | October 27, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Dear Superficial,
There is so much fucking shit on your page now that it’s nearly impossible to access the site. If it doesn’t crash my browser or freeze up my computer for 30+ seconds, it’s opening up ads that I haven’t clicked on.
This is happening on every computer I try to access the site on, and it’s been getting progressively worse over the last few months.
I’ve been reading regularly for over three years now and Fish is hands down one of my favourite sites. I understand that the ads pay your bills, but if no one can access the site without wanting to tear their hair out, you lose readership and then your ads are good for nothing.
The animated ads, the videos, the interactive ads all slow shit down so much that I cant actually read any of the content that brought me here in the first place. The quality of your posts hasn’t declined any (I quit reading IDLYITW because they were garbage compared to you, and I let them know that), but I’m going to have to look elsewhere for my gossip fix if this keeps up.
Oh and also, quit bumping new stuff off the top in favour of the day-old nip slips. I only check the site when my iGoogle preview shows me there’s something new, so doing this only works against you.
Seriously, please nix some of the crap off the page so that I can have the good old Superficial back.
Love you!
abbz | October 27, 2009 at 2:29 pm
embrace the red hair Lindsay. This blond Marylin Monroe shit is lame.
V | October 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm
She couldn’t even re-paint her nails for this event?
RK | October 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I’d still tear that shit up. What a rack too. Don’t be jealous ladies.
Io | October 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm
My——–GOD! does she not look in the mirror before leaving the house, or do all the cracks in it from her last gander make her think she looks good?
Io | October 27, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I mean seriously, I’m 15 years older and look 10 years younger than this, this, THIS (no word comes to mind to correctly define the atrocity of this waste of egg and sperm). WHY does anyone in Hollywood employ the hermie?
momo | October 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm
nice nail polish
and is pen ink on the fingers and arms cosidered fashionable?
oink
momo | October 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm
nice nail polish
and is pen ink on the fingers and arms cosidered fashionable?
oink
myohmy | October 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Poor, poor Lindsay. Scratching her head, trying desparately to remember how to pose. You don’t HAVE a good side, my dear. She better save a black dress, she might need it soon… then again, she might want to be laid out in one of her own designs :-P
Sickitten | October 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm
It’s so sad to see these red headed freckled people like Lilo and Nicole Kidman trying to be blond Grace Kelly or Marilyn types. Even with the cheek implants which they both have had, they can’t get that nordic shaped face. The lip works don’t help either. They just can’t erase that Irishy look that they so hate about themselves.
Allison | October 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Oh my… That looks uncannily like a track mark on her right arm. (Pictures 6 and 7).
Rod | October 27, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Anyone wanna bet whether or not this poor ho is alive a year from now?
myohmy | October 27, 2009 at 3:10 pm
The saddest part, having worked with so many addicts, is that when they are full into their addiction, nothing else matters. They are too busy worrying about getting their next fix to care what they look like. It’s sad. And she will never get better if her parents continue to enable her – why would she? Look what she would have to admit and confront – that ALONE will keep her sick…
arealcad | October 27, 2009 at 3:14 pm
She needs a Peter North treatment. Stat.
Hank Rogers | October 27, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Samela- I recommend adblock plus. It works with Firefox or Internet Explorer and it blocks all the ads minus the ones mascaraing as posts. But there are NO pop ups!
chloe | October 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Seriously-enough is enough. Lindsay’s not much more than a kid but looks like stomped on shit.. She has major forhead wrinkles & is always wasted. You may not like her dad & he may be sorry, but he is right about this. Her mom is the problem. She’ll keep denying there’s a problem , keep enabling her, & keep protecting her cash cow until she’s dead. Which at the rate Lindsay’s going…won’t be long.
Sport | October 27, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Frightening. You people are lying if you think your dick would come out of hiding for that. She has the effect of Coke on your junk = limp.
If Pam Anderson looks like this can you imagine Lindsey at her age?
(Sorry for that visual.)
An observer | October 27, 2009 at 3:30 pm
The more pictures I see of her. The more I am reminded of this.
http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/sexy-gremlin-764647.jpg
Lame | October 27, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I would fuck her from behind while i sniff some coke in her backs..
Shawna | October 27, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Sorry bitch, blonde hair doesn’t suit you.
Hannibal | October 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm
G-O-D-D-E-S-S.
j m | October 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Beautiful Lindsay. Jealous losers.
DelTheFunkyHomosapien | October 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm
It’s important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I’m bout to get into some shit that I’ve seen
This fool’s breath, I mean so bad it’ll melt your ice cream
They say don’t say nothing if you can’t say nice things
Sittin too close to him made both my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of bad breath on hum
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating horrid and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his tone had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing… head to toe B.O.
He didn’t know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples’ toilets with plungers
Girls not the guy you would want to toungue ya
So guys take your cue from this number
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you’ll be funkyyyyyyyy
Now at class you need total concentration
But there’s kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast enjoyed a leave of absence
One’s fool’s feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, “Bud you rolled all over yourself” “yeaaa”
I’ll go so deep on your ass you’ll be submerged
Like you need to be in with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you’re at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I’m gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body ‘for your sweatshirt melts
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don’t need a map bitch
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you’ll be funkyyyyyyyy
Hannibal | October 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I’ll say it again. G-O-D-D-E-S-S.
Sport | October 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Great tune ^^
- it really rocked Tony Hawk 3.
I love when teenagers tell us how hot a truly SPENT, splotchy scab looks and how we are crazy we dont want a piece of it (and an STD.) Spare me.
So Right | October 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Lindsay is neither sexy nor interesting. Seriously girl, change it up. Go back to your natural hair color and get a hobby.
Solaera | October 27, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Ugh. Who told this dumb rag that gnawing on your nails in every red carpet/photo-op is hot?
herbiefrog | October 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
so many ads…
no recovery
lov baby ))
terri | October 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm
why doesn’t her family help her or someone please help this girl what happened to her face i really dont believe she could look in a mirror and think she looks good that tan needs to go and dye your hair back red please its sad to watch her do this to herself
el ces | October 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm
So beautiful.
She must be working out again, she is looking good and toned again.
Mitch | October 27, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Actually, she looks better here than she did ten days ago at her court hearing. If she’d take better care of her-self (get some sleep, stay out of the sun, knock off the chemicals, tone-up her body a little), and get rid of that awful blond hair, she could be hot again. And for the the love of God eat something, you know, food. She was hot once (Mean Girls), I hope she it’s not too late for her and she turns her self around.
True Dat | October 27, 2009 at 5:51 pm
#32, you get her to arch her ass up while laying on her stomach and bump (snort) a line of coke off of her ass. It’s pretty hot. I have done it that way lots of times. That’s the proper way. Branson just want to fuck her. That’s why he invited her.
titsonsnack | October 27, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Not even trying to be mean here, but if I took an honest to goodness look at her without knowing who she was, etc, for example pic#8, I would guess she was 40-something.
My mom just turned 50 this year and has better looking skin and hair than her. My fifty year old mom looks younger than Lindsay Lohan.
Anyway #23 are you high? What the fuck are you talking about. Grace Kelly’s entire family were Irish immigrants, some German thrown in, and she’s actually very “Irish-y” looking. Have you ever been to Ireland? Not even 10% of them actually have red hair.
Freddo | October 27, 2009 at 7:54 pm
She’s absolutely stunningly beautiful.
Most of you people with the negative comments are wasters.
Rupert | October 27, 2009 at 8:06 pm
She’s looking more and more like Sean Connery every time her picture’s taken.
Palmtree | October 27, 2009 at 8:08 pm
People here are so insecure, fat and ugly they gotta take it out on celebrities.
isitin | October 27, 2009 at 8:16 pm
This woman is 23 years old????. WOW, I am 50 & don’t have the wrinkles on my forehead like she does at 23. This woman is either going to die before she is 30 or will look 50 at 30.