Lindsay Lohan tries writing again, this time about strippers


Lindsay Lohan has sent out another email, this time discussing the finer points of pole dancing. She’s been taking stripper classes to prepare for a role in a new movie and she writes:

Subject: They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!

So … 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere … I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised … like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now … I’m not gonna lie to ya.

You know how you can tell Lindsay really “respects” pole dancers? The way she calls them whores and cunts. If she showed them any more respect she’d have to buy a hat and put it on just so she could take it off for them. And who the hell is she sending these emails to? Can you imagine finding this in your inbox? At first you’d be confused, then angry, then blindly yelling at your monitor to shut up.

NOTE: If you’re gonna show up to an event, you might as well go as a stripper highway patrol officer. I mean, duh. What are you, stupid?