Here’s Lindsay Lohan milking that time she was Marilyn Monroe for an upcoming issue of Spanish Vogue. Except I don’t remember Marilyn having the lizard back of a Sleeztak. Also, didn’t she do something really classic? Like, I dunno, dying. Just throwing that out there.
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masquerade | May 7, 2009 at 4:45 pm
FIRST. ^_^
FIRST | May 7, 2009 at 4:45 pm
FIRST!!!
Sara | May 7, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I’m pretty sure Marilyn Monroe was never that orange.
Ack | May 7, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Except for being an orange speckled anorexic who looks like a grandma at 20, she’s a dead ringer.
Randal | May 7, 2009 at 5:04 pm
You look great Lindsay and as always, that smile on your face has a warmth just like the sunset in your photo shoot. May you spread your happiness for many years to come.
Randal
titsonsnack | May 7, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Fuck… Marilyn Monroe if Marilyn Monroe chainsmoked aged another 20 years, stayed out in the sun too long, and lived off lettuce.
Rob | May 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm
This skeletonized scag has nothing in common with Marilyn Monroe- more likeMarilyn Manson. Start putting her in the same trashbin as the Montag / Spence circus. Please LESS LiLo
Sher | May 7, 2009 at 5:17 pm
OMG! At first I swore that was Dina!!! *Shakes head* It’s a shame!
Captain | May 7, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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Captain | May 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Guys check out the NSFW photos ;)
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Must see!!!
Captain | May 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Guys check out the NSFW photos ;)
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
Must see!!!
Fati | May 7, 2009 at 5:21 pm
She looks nothing like Marilyn Monroe besides the fake blond hair. Even I would be a better Monroe with a wig. Fuck this anorexic slut. I wish she was dead.
g_girl | May 7, 2009 at 5:27 pm
God, she’s nasty.
Also, why do people invite her anywhere/ photograph her? She is so sad and desperate.
aljcam | May 7, 2009 at 5:31 pm
lame. that ugly bitch is no marilyn monroe
----- | May 7, 2009 at 5:33 pm
why this whore thinks she is the second coming of marilyn is beyond me. there will NEVER be another marilyn. and lindsey would be LAST on the list of people to replace her. you know she thinks marilyn is like her soul mate, and she seems to view herself as some glamorous, tragic star…but lindsay is actually just a sloppy, white trash whore. no matter how shit marilyn’s life was, she has the decency to to wash herself, look presentable at all times, keep public intoxication – of any sort- to a minimum, ate, not be a publicity seeking fake lesbian, and was actually genuinely good looking.
savvy | May 7, 2009 at 5:44 pm
you are boring me with lindsay everyday…….come on lose her..she is trash
LinDsay Lover | May 7, 2009 at 5:50 pm
she looks awesome
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 7, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Monroe was beautiful and talented at 36 this dried up husk is none of those things at 21, and looks nothing like marilyn GO AWAY HOHAN you are ugly and boring.
soahc | May 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm
She is still highly fuckable. Though not as much so as when she was carrying ten more pounds than she is now.
mikeock | May 7, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Does this sack of bones even work anymore, or is her job just to pose for lurking photographers?
Ricky | May 7, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Why would we want another Marilyn? She was unusual in her time, but nowdays we’ve got tons of fat, dumb and ugly hoes.
Jamie's Uterus | May 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm
The main pic looks a lot like Dina. She usually tries to get her ugly face into the spotlight, so I thought she was impersonating Lindsay.
By the way, the Marilyn Monroe estate should sue Lindsay Lohan for some type of defamation of character. Lindsay could never reach the level of Marilyn.
shameONme | May 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I know it’s wrong… but I wish I was that skinny.
Allie | May 7, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Somebody tell me her boobs aren’t fake? Is she kidding?
There is no way you can be that skinny and still have THAT big of boobs
Siri | May 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
She is beautiful,no matter what you say!!!
Siri | May 7, 2009 at 6:49 pm
AND WHO would get plastic boobs,and make them that saggy? they’re real. or her plastic surgeon sucks
Super King | May 7, 2009 at 6:49 pm
#5 Randal
U`r a poor old sick man.
actually everyone is who thinks she looks good.
Man she was a bomb when she had some more pounds on her, but now , yowser.
Lulu | May 7, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Ooh, thought it was Dina for a minute there…
MMLL | May 7, 2009 at 7:14 pm
People think she has nothing in common with Marilyn Monroe. They are dead wrong. They both sleep with multitudes of Jews in Hollywood and are really Jewish sex-cattle, like in the pornography industry but with more money involved ( for now ).
Of course almost everyone in Hollywood has an S.O. who is Jewish. You don’t get ahead if you don’t show you’re part of the game. Even Lindsay’s high-profile lesbian relationships were with wealthy Jews — Ronson and Semel.
Let’s hope Lindsay wakes up to how unglamorous her life really is, before it’s too late. But really, she is part of a cult that is far more lethal and powerful than Scientology ever was.
Anon Y. Mous | May 7, 2009 at 7:23 pm
If Lindsay is Marilyn Monroe, I think that means Sam is Joe DiMaggio. Hey-oh!
Jenn | May 7, 2009 at 7:29 pm
marilyn monroe was a size 9….not a size 000, which honestly is disgusting. I am sure Marilyn is rolling in her grave knowing that some ugly orange skank whore is pretending to be her.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 7, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I have it on good authority that on at least one occasion, in the presence of witnesses, Marilyn Monroe did, in fact, eat.
gigi | May 7, 2009 at 7:41 pm
i guess anyone can put on a blonde wig now and be marilyn monroe. my gay guy friend was a better marilyn monroe for halloween than this pathetic slutbag. why is her face and neck orange but her body is not? did they think no one would notice??
god lindsay you fugly ass piece of shit youre not fooling anyone we know youre a pasty freckled redhead. embrace your fair skin already instead of dumping orange sunless tan lotion on your face you vain fucking assclown. its so fucking obvious. your career, if you call it that, has long been over. nobody cares about your whorish fame-obsessed spoiled anorexic ass anymore. go drown your sorrows in ronsons snatch and rid the world of your stupid fucking ugly orange face
justifiable | May 7, 2009 at 7:53 pm
#29 Who the fuck let Mel Gibson on here?
eva | May 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
wow. when did dina lohan start standing in for lindsay?
eva | May 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
wow. when did dina lohan start standing in for lindsay?
eva | May 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
wow. when did dina lohan start standing in for lindsay?
dumbass cheetah | May 7, 2009 at 8:33 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
Mama Pinkus | May 7, 2009 at 8:39 pm
it is pitiful that this skinny implanted skank thinks she can hold a candle to the lovely Ms. Monroe – the only common factor with Lindsey and Marilyn would be their fragile mental states
SoTe | May 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Should we get her some serious pills so she can imitate Marilyn there as well? She would do us all such a great favor! C’mon Linds, it’ll just be a minute and then u will simply fall asleep and gently go to hell!
Someone kill this bitch plz!! Not even close to Marilyn, get real whore!!
DJ | May 7, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I wish she would quit desecrating Marilyn.
Binky | May 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Gr8 scoops here today Fish. Edward R Murrow would be proud.
But in other news.
Dick Cheney says waterboarding was worth it. Here`s a typical censored comment on America`s war crimes from your left wing Huffington Post.
“LOL !!
What a country !!!!
Say `Dick`- I`m having a few problems with `free fall collapse speed`
(Needless to say – this comment will be censored.)
LOL !!! What a country !!!!“
And I`ll add one more “Lol -what a country“ for good luck.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 7, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Gr8 points all # 34 justifiable. What a jerk. Mel. He’s such an Australian.
But where do you think this Dominic Suter guy went right after 9/11 # 34?
(It’s about halfway down.)
Like, all those people had their furniture locked up but the Israeli boys running Urban Moving Systems rushed back to Israel right after 9/11 and their furniture was in limbo in their warehouse – Comments ?
Cliff Notes | May 7, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Hi everybody.
I’m really just here today for information purposes.
I’ve really got nothing to add to this thread. (Check the link though)
Oh. Now that I’m here – Go CANUCKS !
festus | May 7, 2009 at 9:43 pm
She looks like shit now but she once was cute in a jailbait sort of way. I once jerked off to her while watching “Herbie Fully Loaded”; sadly, I am no longer allowed within 300 feet of that theater anymore.
Afsal | May 7, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Wow Wonderful Photoshoot and this is the really photographic skills .I jut wanna Meet this peoples seeing this it really amazing
Fibonacci
RaraAvis | May 7, 2009 at 10:12 pm
She should wear a big girl bra more often. Her boobs don’t look so saggy when they’re contained. GO WINGS!
mellowyellow | May 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Ugh, how can this skeletal freckled ginge think she could even come close to the likes of the amazingly gorgous Marilyn Monroe.
Hohan will be dead by thirty after a drug overdose and no one will remember her as anyhting more than a dirty tramp washed up kiddy star.
mellowyellow | May 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Ugh, how can this skeletal freckled ginge think she could even come close to the likes of the amazingly gorgous Marilyn Monroe.
Hohan will be dead by thirty after a drug overdose and no one will remember her as anyhting more than a dirty tramp washed up kiddy star.
mellowyellow | May 7, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Ugh, how can this skeletal freckled ginge think she could even come close to the likes of the amazingly gorgous Marilyn Monroe.
Hohan will be dead by thirty after a drug overdose and no one will remember her as anyhting more than a dirty tramp washed up kiddy star.