Lindsay Lohan tops Paris Hilton

#144 What a bitch-ass troller you are! Still talking about people’s kids? WTF?! Just wait til you have kids of your own…. Urge to Kill Rising… You wouldn’t like PrettyBaby angry.

Jrzmommy: “New-Jrzdaddy….this here is my pride and joy, Pinky Nip. Ain’t she swate? She’s gettin’ so grown up, aren’t ya darlin’?”

New-Jrzdaddy: “Hhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhh-hhhhhh-iiii Pinky.”

Baby–no that wasn’t a troll that time, that was really me….it’s tongue-in-cheek humor.

Shit- I am confused- but I know there’s a troll about………

I’m not dropping the towel unless jrz asks me too. And not her damn troll neither.

It’s really me, Jim! And since I’m the mommy around here, I say drop that fucking towel and show momma your goods, son.

All right, I’ll do it, but I’m going to have to ask for some patience.

See, as you may have noticed from the pic, I’ve got some unwanted pounds around the mid-section that I am in the process of burning off (hence the 18 days of sobriety and not raiding my kids’ Halloween candy).

So before any kind of reveal, I want to lose another ten pounds so I can be nicely ripped. Also, I’ve heard that having a really low body fat percentage makes certain parts of the anatomy hang lower, and a slimmer waist will certainly make it appear larger.

Remember, I’m white, and I need all the help I can get. I wonder if that Enzyte stuff works.

So bear with me. I’ll have something for you by Christmas.

Jim, I think HolisticWisdom could help you out with some anatomy stuff.

Hey, can I be the family slut with the big pussy? Every family has to have a slut with a big pussy…
Come with it, Big Jim, I’m ready for my episiotomy, if you know what I mean…

Oh BigJimmy.. I’ll take you just the way you are, there’s more of you to love!

Please.. pretty please.. drop the towel!!
Show me Mr Happy.

BigJim, you can probably shave all your pubes off too, that’ll totally make your weenie look like italian sausage.

biatcho, I was just about to make that same suggestion.

Unh-unh-UHHH, Superfish…..Paris wins in the Dress Like a Whore in Public category afterall

http://socialitelife.com/images/2006/11/paris110206_05.php

why is she walking around posing for pictures when clearly she pooped her underpants? dear lord look at that bulge!

http://www.funderpants.com

#160, You totally rained on my parade, That is the parade that was happening in my undies at the thought of BigJim’s reveal.

I have to say, Paris’ body is improving- and I have no fricking idea why. I wonder..

Lohan is trying yo smuggle food to Nicole Ritchie.

Can manielle be the retarded sister the entire family is embarassed about so we keep her locked up the the basement and give her bread & water through a slot in the door and beat her repeatedly with broomsticks whenever she speaks or tries to molest the family dog?

168–NO. She is not part of our family, even if she were to be in the role of family outcast. And I’m too tired to make a maid joke here.

Ok, we get it Lindsay V is for Vagina.

she looks hot, and those who think the bottom half is too big, just remember “more cushion for the pushin”

She looks incredible.

Sorry to the homosexual males who aren’t impressed.

my biggest issue is that the corset isn’t even tightened! Plus what kind of costume is this? She should be carrying a whip or something if she’s playing a dom, or a bottle of lube if she’s playing a hoe. she’s always alone too, what fun is that?

@172.. If you’re a MAN, I’ll be impressed.

“Haroof”… is that the sound you make when you fart? Tee Hee!

*kisses to all*… with penises.

@172.. If you’re a MAN, I’m impressed.

“Haroof”, is that the sound you make when you fart? Tee Hee!

*kisses*… to all with a penis

Oopsie!! Double posts are like double penetrations.

I enjoy both of them. Weeeee!!!

#97,159,161,168 YOU ARE ALL REPORTED!!!!

Lindsay Lohan is still hot as shit. any red blooded american would wanna bang her!

http://www.topsexywomen.com/lindsay-lohan-pic.html

Lindsay Lohan is still hot as shit. any red blooded american would wanna bang her!

http://www.topsexywomen.com/lindsay-lohan-pic.html

WHOA.

to lindsay lohan(and paris hilton)

SLUT IS A COMPLIMENT

Fuck both of those dirty whorebags. LL is definitely doable though…..

If you had a bag of coke/meth and wear ten rubbers. (I wouldn’t my crotch set on fire)

we should just stop covering her….hopefully like a bad dream she’ll go away]

Jesus Christ, I thought that was Ginger Spice.

“Paris actually seems like she might be the smartest of the three – “It’s all relative. Certainly not absolute. Like, which is the more intelligent? The grapefruit, the avocado, or the pomegranate?The avocado, cos it’s greener than it is cabbage-looking.