Lindsay Lohan tops Paris Hilton

November 2nd, 2006 // 185 Comments
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Comments (185)

  1. BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    booo ya

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  2. 979259 | November 2, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    I would have been first, but I had to register an account.

    That sucks.

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  3. BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    So, I did that, hmmmm, my life hasn’t changed in the least, just like I suspected, being first is overated just like everything else in life *sigh*

    Oh yeah, Lohan is a grade A whore.

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  4. tits_on_snack | November 2, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    Duh, what do you think Slut-o-ween is all about? Dressing as goblins and ghouls? Pfff. Slut-o-ween is about getting away with the whoreiest outfit you can possibly wear in public and innocently calling it a “costume”.

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  5. assfacecocknocker | November 2, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    5! bitches!

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  6. polypam | November 2, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    I guess what she said in that article about her loving her body is true as she is lovingly displaying those big thighs once again for all the world to criticize.

    And by the way Lindz, Tim Curry was so much hotter in this outfit in 1975 so don’t even bother trying.

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  7. thebor | November 2, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    Where is her AA chip? If she is sober, then I am sober, and I am not.

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  8. bigsteamyone | November 2, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    this is not good , dark hair on top , fire crotch on the bottom :P

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  9. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    What, in the name of Edna’s hairy snatch, is up with her tits in that last pic?

    They look like they’re trying to crawl up her neck and escape out her pie hole (which often doubles as a cock hole).

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  10. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    She looks like she’s got two of those Leg Lamps from “A Christmas Story” attached to her.

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  11. commissioner | November 2, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    Why won’t someone tie those wrist things around her neck?

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  12. CelebSlam.com | November 2, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    I don’t get it. Where’s the costume?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  13. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    Hey 34 tits, I love slutoween and you gotta walk around dressed hot an slutty. If I see one more fat, ugly chic dressed as a spotted cow w/udders, I may barf.

    If I could come to work everyday like that I would!!!

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  14. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    I meant #4 Sorry.. yikes..

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  15. Ambassador of Sexy | November 2, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    It’s fairly obvious that she’s dressed as a Cum Dumpster.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

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  16. LL | November 2, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    At least we can’t see her lady bits (at least I don’t think so, but I’m not trying to look too closely).

    Help me, Jebus, but I actually sorta like her hair. Goth sorta works for her. And, at the risk of ridicule, I don’t think her legs look bad, either.

    The outfit, of course, is the uniform of an attention whore, but she’s actually more covered up than we’re used to seeing her, so I’d put this in the plus column. She must be maturing. From beaver shots to lingerie in public is, amazingly enough, a step up for her image. Next thing you know, she’ll be wearing pants. It could happen…

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  17. BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    #6 you have raised an extremely troubling point with your Tim Curry comment.

    He does look waaaaay better dressed like that,

    I thought I had moved past this….yet now I just don’t know

    Oh my GOD, IT MOVED….

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  18. Lady Serpentine | November 2, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    Ackkk! Is this Par — er, Super-Slut’s arch nemesis/rival, Dominatrix Diva? o__0

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  19. Ruby | November 2, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    How many goddamned Hallowe’en parties do them there Califorians get? Do they add in a few extra days of Hallowe’en so they can slut around in Jazzercise, MeterMaid and Lady Marmalade costumes? Christ.

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  20. Superevil | November 2, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    #15 Thats good cause I’d totally skeet on her face.

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  21. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    I wish she’d hook back up with Wilmer Cockeramma. I had the unfortunate luck to catch his fucking show Yo Momma last night after Laguna Beach- it was just horseshit

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  22. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Gak!

    I just got back from the gym and there was this chick there sweating away on an elliptical trainer, and the bitch was so skinny she made Nicole Richie look like Moby Dick.

    So I went to A&W and bought her two teen burgers, a large fries with gravy, and a root beer.

    I went back to the gym and gave them to her, and she got all offended. Then she started to cty. Did I do something wrong?

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  23. Kitty | November 2, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    PrettyBaby, you can go to work everyday dressed like that. If you are a stripper or a prostitute, or a pussycat doll.

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  24. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    #18 She should just whip Paris’ ass then.

    P.S. I still have a red welt or two from our Halloween dom. Not pretty.

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  25. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    #23 I need a new career

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  26. Ruby | November 2, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    @22 Jim: the gravy probably burned the roof of her mouth. No skin left having been burned away by stomach acid. rrrraaaalllph!

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  27. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    jrzmommy, you owe me kudos! I put this up on the earlier Lohan thread about an hour ago.

    89. Posted by Brain Embolism on November 2, 2006 11:48 AM

    Talk about your basic slut!!

    http://my8-xuo-qb75kfqnwnc.usercash.com/

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  28. Ambassador of Sexy | November 2, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    #20

    I’d hit it.

    But then I’d have to chop off my penis and burn it.

    Ya’ know, so it doesn’t go around killing people.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

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  29. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    @10 jrzmommy – FRAGILE… it must be French!

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  30. GG 4.33 | November 2, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    You sure that’s a costume? Doesn’t she always dress like that?

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  31. Glossed Over | November 2, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    I thought the AA chip was her costume. She was masquerading as a *recovering* addict, right?

    http://glossedover.com

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  32. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    22 – No BigJim, you did nothing wrong.
    You’re a giver where everbody else is a taker.

    I applaud your effort.

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  33. PunjabPete | November 2, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    I hate this bitch but damn if I don’t love stockings…. Pic 8 = SCHWING.

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  34. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    Here’s the thing though. Lindsay is getting grosser and more whorish by the day. She is making her hero Angelina look like a churchgirl. And I think Angelina looks even younger than Lindsay!! I saw Ang on an interview recently and her skin is like butter.

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  35. Courtney | November 2, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    Oh, Linsday, you’re my hero. Oh, Linsday, you’re my hero. <3333

    But seriously, how come you can’t get a different pair of shoes?

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  36. Ed Bambrick | November 2, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    So, she went as Paris Hilton- but got the hair color wrong?

    Whatta fucktard. Can’t do anything right!

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  37. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    God help me.

    Maybe it’s because I’ve been hitting the same vagina for the last 17 years, but, [gasp], I… I actually think Lindsay looks kind of hot in these pics.

    I think I’ll kill myself now.

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  38. GirlyGirl | November 2, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    Hmm… Slutoween… is that today? Today would be perfect, I’m dressed like a hooker FO SHO.

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  39. Kiki | November 2, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    Is anyone else thinking “Rocky Horror Picture Show”!?!?!
    Is she supposed to dressed up as Tim Curry dressed up as tranny? At least Tim Curry is entertaining…

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  40. Italian Stallion | November 2, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    How the hell can she say she stopped doing drug’s, when she’s obviously buying them from the negro in picture #5………

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  41. PrettyBaby | November 2, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    #37 Wow, you are an admirable married man BigJim. Most married men I know- shit- it’s like plcuking apples off a tree.

    How women can avoid their men cheating= It helps to dress like a WHORE and give up everything, including the ol’ leather starfish.

    Thanks so much.

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  42. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    BRAIN: Indeedikee!!! I am passing along to you my beat up old Fedora with a little tag tucked into the band that says “SCOOP.”

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  43. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    #39 Kiki – Please read ALL the comments before posting.
    In this case, #6 & #17

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  44. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    But Brain, it was: “Fra-geeel-lay….must be Italian!”

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  45. kelli | November 2, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    dumb bitch can’t even get her stocking seams straight.

    and what, pray tell, does she have on under her knickers in that second picture? it looks like all that partying has taken a toll on her bodily functions.

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  46. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    #42 – jrzmommy, You aren’t talking about “Scoop Brady” are you??

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  47. HolisticWisdomcom | November 2, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    @15 Cum dumpster, hmmm…. I think we sell those.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  48. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    44 – jrzmommy, French, Italian who cares, it’s all Greek to me!

    No offense Stallion!

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  49. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    Brain: I dunno, I’m just making a reference to the old timer reporters from like the 40′s who wore those kind of hats that I’d see in The Three Stooges when I was a kid on sunday mornings.

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  50. Scott | November 2, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    What a whore Lindsay is. This bitch has been bagged more times than Rosie O’Donnell’s groceries.

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