Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim’s Hot 100

CAN I GET A BIG F-U- TO THE SUPERFICIAL!!!??
THIS BITCH IS #1 FOR A REASON.
WHO CAN WE THANK FOR THAT??
LETS START WITH THE SUPERFICIAL.
ITS CAUSE OF THIS SITE, TMZ AND ALL THE OTHER TABS THAT SHE IS WHAT SHE IS…. #1 ON MAXIM

WHAT HAS SHE DONE RECENTLY? NOTHING…
MEAN GIRLS WAS HER ONLY FILM TO SPEAK OF,
SHE IS GAINING CELEB STATUS SIMILAR TO THAT OF PARIS AND NICOLE…
BEING KNOWN FOR BEING KNOWN RATHER THAN ACHIEVEMENTS.

SO BIG THANKS TO THE SUPERFICIAL FOR CONTINUED SUPPORT OF SKANKY L
YOUR SUPPORT MEANS THE WORLD TO HER IM SURE.

KEEP IT UP FUCKERS

REPORT EVERYTIME SHE GOES OUTSIDE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS :)

07 IS THE YEAR OF LOHAN.

(I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE)

CHECK OUT THE DOUBLE CHIN IN THE ABOVE PIC OF HER…

WAY “HOT” RIGHT?

Um, Lindsay is number 1 because he movie came out the same week as the magazine issue. Why is ANYBODY surprised? These ranking are all bought and paid for.

either way, Lindsay isn’t the most beautiful girl, but there is definetly something very sexy about her you can’t put your figer on.

Alright, well… I offically have a new “least favorite magazine.” And to think… I spent so much time dumping to the hot pics of dumb sluts and thought provoking articles.

And by dumping, I mean “masturbating.”

There were obviously payoffs involved in this decision. Typical.

I did put my finger on, or rather in her ‘something’ lambman. Now I have a nasty disease.

There is nothing hot about this bitch, especially her face. In this photo, she looks like some old homeless broad who fell asleep face-up for a few hours in the middle of a park on a hot SoCal day. My own face hurts just looking at that shit.

@56. I thought you meant you read the mags on the toilet, lol.

I did.

I’ve done both to Maxim. :-)

This bitch looks like a freckled prostitute.

Oh yeah. She is.

Bizarro World is here. I guess cartoon character sluts are in this year.

Why is Lindsay considered hot? She has a million freckles all over her ugly body, no ass or curves at all, and the face of an 80-year-old, plus ginger hair. She’s sickening!

you know this morning, I was heading to my final in a building I’ve been in many times.
I usually always take the same path (Elevator by vending machines) to get to my classroom.
Today I took the other elevator, and when I got to the 5th floor, my class wasn’t there. I checked that I was on the right floor, and searched down the hallways– but my classroom was no where to be found.
Finally I went back downstairs and took the same path I always do– and this time on the 5th floor I found my classroom.

So either ucla is really Wayside School– or today really is Bizarro world day. Which would explain this LiLo hotness.

…or I’m a stressed out crazed student who didn’t realize her classroom was one hallway over the first time.

Lohan being anywhere in the top 20 is absurd, but hey, she’s in a list that includes a cartoon in the top 100, so I guess you can’t expect much from it.

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3642&imgCollectId=190

Christ… Maxim can backpedal all they want, but when they say “Hot 100″ and it’s a list of all chicks, they don’t mean “celebrity,” they mean “woman,” as in “hottest woman,” as in Lohan shouldn’t be #1. To give you an idea of how the editors of Maxim think, here’s their description of #60 (who is way hotter than Lohan):

60. Jessica White
Some people think gorgeous women are delicate flowers, but not Jessica: As a teen she took a baseball bat to a rival’s car. So when you behold her beauty as she models for Ralph Lauren, remember to look but don’t touch (unless you’re insured).

“Took a baseball bat to a rival’s car.” Rival what? Criminal? Psycho bitch of the year? Skanky ho who needs to be choked out? WTF?

When you think that trashing someone’s car with a baseball bat is a point in someone’s favor, of course you’re gonna think Lohan is the hottest. ‘Cause in Maximworld, “hottest” means “needs psychological help.” Is Lorena Bobbitt (you know, the chick who cut her husband’s dick off) on that list somewhere? Naomi Campbell, surely. Courtney Love? Anna Nicole? Why not?

I have to agree with 51.. when reading the superficial I just skip past anything with lohan, hilton, or spears anymore.. they are boring and only the momentum from sites and mags like this keep them going..

3 items hotter than lindsay blow-han:

1. my hemp hand lotion
2. the tape dispenser on my desk
3. hand sanitizing gel

i don’t know what the maxim staff is smoking, but it must be some good shit to make THAT call…

If only this was released on April first, it would have been a great comedy bit.

There’s still no way this can be real, I won’t accept it. One of the editors must be making a joke and is gonna get fired or something.

@69 There is no weed on earth that would fuck someones head up that much. Must be crack.

@51 For the love of god Kelli, why do you do that shit?

@ 51, 52 and 53… Justin, clearly you’re insane because you took the time to seek out The Superficial website to post three comments about how this site sucks and contributes to Ms. Crack-Ho-Lohan’s popularity. No, this site makes people with desk jobs smile from their corner cube with no windows because they know their life isn’t that bad. It does not put her at the top of a Hottest women list. Again, my Aquafina bottle beats her out in that arena.

The Superficial is an excellent resource for pop-culture and a routine dose of “dumping” material (see post 56).

I like Lindsay Lohan, I just can’t believe that she made #1! that’s crazy as hell! It’s plenty of people that cpuld have beat her out! I think that Beyonce, for 1 beats her with no problem! I mean, Michelle Phiffer is like 50, and look better than her! I’m not saying that michelle is ugly not at all!

A certain not very attractive radio producer summed this up quite nicely.

“She looks like the kind of girl who is far to hot to get,but you might have a shot at nailing at 3am after alot of Tequilla and coke. ”

The Maxim staff is just hoping for a good blow job !!!

I thought that it was the crack I smoked, but its still true even after I came down. Lohan would not have been in the top 10 hottest chicks in my high school class of 132 students in hillbilly land. Maxim must be in financial trouble to try to get attention by selecting her.

Let’s face it, Maxim is a shitty magazine to begin with and the only reason they would do this is so people would actually give a damn about the thing in the first place. It’s a nice garner for attention because it seems to have paid off.

Unfortunately, their credibility seems to have gone out the window with this one as well.

But that’s like suggesting they had any to begin with.

The press has spoken.

Way to go America.

Leaving such a great legacy for future generations to look upon and feel so proud about.

Wow, such low standards over at maxim. I wonder where Parasite Hilton finished?

It’s WAY too late–Why am I commenting on Linsay Lohan instead of writing my dissertaion again????

It’s WAY too late–Why am I commenting on Lindsay Lohan instead of writing my dissertation again????

If this list is based on attention they receive from paparazzi then why is Britney not on the list? Why is the smoking hot Scarlett in the top three, you barely ever see anything on her since she doesn’t like to show it off or be controversial. They contradict themselves with every pick!!

Let’s review a CGI chick for pitiful geeks at 95, Lohan #1 because she gets lots of media attention yet Spears gets as much and is not on the list, and hot chicks who get little to no attention (Scarlett, Biel, girl from Heroes) are in the top 10. I guess legally stupid is a requirement to be on the panel that selects the top 100.

what.the.fuck. Lohan as Maxim’s hottest girl on their hot 100 list?! what is wrong with the world today – yeah, hot if you’re going for the cracked-out-methhead-looking-whore look. does anyone honestly find her attractive? she’s aging so horribly. by the time she’s 30, she’s gonna look 50. she needs to stop the drugs – immediately.

WTF

Maxim has jumped the shark

Lindsay Lohan is #1 instead of Scarlett Johannson, Michelle Trachtenberg is buried as #86, and Lucy Liu doesn’t even make the list? That’s messed up!

Yeah, Maxim is going downhill fast..They also put Hilary Duff in the top 20 and to me she looks like a man…

I’d “never” found Lindsay hot, not even in bikini.

in reference to comment number 49. guys don’t read “maxim” a guys magazine, to see who’s the most popular celebrity, they read it to see hot women. you must be confused with a womans magazine that you read. she should not be number one.

okay, this bitch honestly got # 1… way to represent the magazine! i mean it should just be called some hott and some not and the # 1 spot is a slut! fuckin whore!