Lindsay Lohan Is Topless

June 4th, 2010 // 143 Comments

So apparently before, or even after, posing for black and white photos with her sister, Lindsay did a little topless action and I really hope Ali took notes. Because this is how you get off drugs, build a movie career and generally become a productive member of society. All this stuff.

Oh, except for the hair covering the nipples. That just leads to hooking.

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Comments (143)

  1. bar room hero | June 4, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    I would shag this slag…

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    • cs1980 | July 16, 2010 at 10:30 pm

      I have to admit that I would lay the hammer into that bitch. She is starting to look a little rough today, but I would still do her. She has a nice set of tits. I agree with Jack…sucking the freckles off of those sound like fun. I bet she would scream.

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  2. Jack Mehoff | June 4, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I would suck all the freckles off those titties!

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  3. gen | June 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Those are really nice. Isn’t she all bloated and gross right now? Are these photoshopped or something?

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  4. dorpheen | June 4, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    Uh… No she’s not.

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  5. hmna | June 4, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    In spite of it all, that’s still a great rack.

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  6. mike | June 4, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    I call Shennigians! This photoshoot is over a year old, it took long to published because they had to airbrush most of her freckles.

    fake tits doesnt excite me

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  7. DuskTiLDawn | June 4, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Fuckin’ A, put out a sex tape, do some drugs, marry a big fat guy and die in your bathroom of “a cold” already……

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  8. FrankNfrtr | June 4, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    When exactly were these taken?
    She looks used & tough.

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  9. Valentina | June 4, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Um, I think you mean EXTENSIONS covering her photoshopped tits….yeah, where did all of those sickening freckles go??? Nasty busted slag….please overdose, soon.

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  10. soahc | June 4, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    I would dip my stick to the wick without a glove.

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  11. dude | June 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    i want some.

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  12. thebitchisback | June 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Bleck… gross…

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  13. Fati87 | June 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    I am not sure, are big breasts still considered hot when they are saggy as pudel’s ears? I say not. It’s a sad world where 23 year olds have such saggy sacks.

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  14. mfbinc | June 4, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    99% of the guys on here would bang her if they had a chance…the other 1% are gay…….don’t pretend like you wouldn’t bang her…it’s uncouth.

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  15. mcfeely smackup | June 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Why go to the trouble of using fake hair extensions to cover nipples that she’s already shown to the world time and again?

    That being said, showing her prematurely saggy tits is her only marketable skill now, so I don’t want to discourage it. Mostly because when people get tired of seeing her granny tittys, she’ll have to go to hardcore porn to get coke up her nose. Better sooner than later.

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  16. Randal | June 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Lindsay certainly knows how to capture the sexy side of a camera and it’s shown here in these great shots of her. Lindsay’s athletic and toned body is only accented by natural soft and ample breasts which are sprinkled with a dash of cinnamon colored beauty spots.

    Looking as stunning as ever, Lindsay!

    Randal

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  17. lindsay lohan | June 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm

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    THAT_GIRL_JENN IS FAT
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  18. Napoupi | June 4, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    I think most people here are actually angry because even after she’s snorted a highway worth of cocaine and generally let herself go to shit, she still looks better than 100% of the people commenting on this (and that includes me : I’ll never get the girls who show up on that kind of website to ride the self-importance train and moan about how healthy and naturally beautiful they look compared to all these celebrities… 200 lbs bitches with a dozen myspace angle webcam pics scattered all over the web, I suspect…)

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  19. Joe | June 4, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Wrong ! Her boobs and butt dofn’t have freckels

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  20. Marcus Parrish | June 4, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    I’m here for you Linds…

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  21. hottie | June 4, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    THOSE ARE SO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O NOT HER TITS!!! They photo shopped those too. If we didn’t know what a dork, loser she was, these shots may be okay to look at…but there of this twat! She’s just a friggin queaf!

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  22. Tek | June 4, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    She can still manage to look sexy every once in a blue moon. And judging by the Marilyn Monroe topless photoshoot she did a couple of years ago, she doesn’t have that many freckles on her tits. But yeah, clearly these pics have been retouched (airbrushed) as most of her photoshoots are. That’s because even she knows that not many people dig her rusty-looking skin.

    And BTW, those are her real tits. The hair is an illusion to make them look perky, though.

    See in this pic the seethrough sheet makes them look really big and firm:
    http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/lindsey-lohan-marilyn-monroe-pics.jpg

    But this is what they really look like:
    http://trendland.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lindsay-lohan-in-teh-last-sitting.png

    Not BAD, but clearly not as firm. I’d still hit it though… with two condoms… and I’d brag about it…

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  23. Barkerman | June 4, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    God damn… for a girl that skinny, those are some seriously sweet fucken tits.

    Bend this shit over doggie style and watch the show – those things would rock. Anybody who says otherwise, it hating just to hate – or else you really don’t know what it’s like to fuck something like this.. Tap a few skinny girls with big tits, and you’ll change your mind.

    I’d hit it. Fucken A, I would hit it.

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  24. flojoj | June 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Lindsay Lohan is nothing more than a HO plus she
    is a bisexual and a drunk, first class..what’s to like about her?

    She is going to be a flash in the pan soon if she keeps up her
    self destructive ways.

    flojoj

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  25. chelsea | June 5, 2010 at 12:11 am

    for once… the chicks starting to look healthy. that or there’s a shitload of editing. not going to lie though, she always had nice boobs, until she got anorexic. and then stick thin. but yes, nice.

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  26. THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 5, 2010 at 12:14 am

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    SHE HAS NO ASS

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  27. THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 5, 2010 at 12:15 am

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    SHE HAS NO ASS

    SHE HAS NO ASS

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  28. mancuso | June 5, 2010 at 12:48 am

    You gotta hand it to that boobage – train wreck or no train wreck, them puppies are still standing their ground with pride and… er… boob-ness?

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  29. James | June 5, 2010 at 12:58 am

    She looks so good & sexy. She makes me want to do bad bad things
    to her and then thank her over & over & over again for letting me do them with her. You Rock Lindsay !

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  30. Rod-Man | June 5, 2010 at 12:59 am

    She actually doesn’t look like a crackwhore in these pictures. Good job shoopers.

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  31. andyy | June 5, 2010 at 1:49 am

    wow hot!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. Tom K | June 5, 2010 at 2:24 am

    I think its fucking hilarious all the motherfuckers that are saying she looks good and hot. Newsflash assholes she is airbrushed to fuck in these pictures. She’s still the same ugly looking crackhead that she was a week ago. Since when did those dirty freckles vanish?

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  33. blahblah | June 5, 2010 at 2:24 am

    haha. I love how none of the shadows line up, it’s horrendously photoshopped. nice boobjob though.

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  34. Just nasty | June 5, 2010 at 2:53 am

    1 – she looks like crap & should never be naked.
    2 – Why does she feel the need to inflict her ugly nakedness on everyone?
    3 – Why the pathological need to remind people how nasty she looks?

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  35. Captain | June 5, 2010 at 3:08 am

    Good thing she kept her pants on so she’d have some pockets to keep her coke in. Hate to think where she would keep it naked.

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  36. l | June 5, 2010 at 4:09 am

    OMG Randal you’re SO the best!!! Pure comedy genius. I wondered more than once if you’re Fish’s sock puppet, because you MAKE this site. RESPEKT, man.

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  37. Nero | June 5, 2010 at 4:20 am

    I don’t see any nipps folks.Only in America?

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  38. Darth | June 5, 2010 at 4:25 am

    Just like plants,these hangers need sum more sun light.

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  39. bobby digital | June 5, 2010 at 4:27 am

    whatever, she still has EPIC 10/10 boobs, i would hose that body down in my load with a banana up my ass and her dads cock in my mouth…she may have gotten scrawny but shes still easily hot as fuck

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  40. Master Spook | June 5, 2010 at 4:38 am

    Did she snort her own freckles?

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  41. Nameless | June 5, 2010 at 4:41 am

    She looks like a hooker. This chick hasn’t been hot since Mean Girls. The LL in Mean Girls owned all redheads.

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  42. captain america | June 5, 2010 at 4:42 am

    I’m glad gravity is there, folks!!

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  43. FUGNUTS | June 5, 2010 at 4:47 am

    bitch PUH-LEEEEEEZE GIVE IT UP !!!!
    MY DOG IS SEXIER THAN THIS FRECKLED BOZO!

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  44. FUGNUT | June 5, 2010 at 4:48 am

    # 23 YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER IN YO’ LIFE TOUCHED PLASTIC TITS ..
    GET A LIFE ASSHOLE …

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  45. FUGNUTS | June 5, 2010 at 4:50 am

    THAT’S RIGHT ..
    SHOPPED TO ALL HELL ..
    WHOEVER LIKES THIS SLUT IS OUT OF THEIR MIND FOR REALZ

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  46. Fiona | June 5, 2010 at 5:26 am

    She could never maintain her thinness without Adderall.

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  47. wordmaster | June 5, 2010 at 5:48 am

    word to #35

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  48. T LA | June 5, 2010 at 6:08 am

    Fuuuuck …..! Why am I not more famous on y.outube :( wahhhh.hhhh. I AM FUCxING SMART TOO CUNTSS ;) Maybe thats it! Subscribe today Prickerz! http://www.youtube.com/twyla79

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  49. Xtreme No | June 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

    She had a great breasts, I enjoyed her New York mag pics. The playboy mag is really serious on paying her a $900,000. Now, is she going to show everything?

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  50. Jon | June 5, 2010 at 6:32 am

    Lohan is topless? Who cares.

    Reply

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