Her movie career isn’t going so great, but insiders say Lindsay Lohan is set to revive her music career and is letting Universal Music execs know she’s ready to do the third album she owes them. Rush & Molloy report:
Lindsay is certainly less of a gamble as a singer. “A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make,” says one exec. “She doesn’t need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition.” But lately, relations between Mottola and Lohan are said to have cooled. (He didn’t return our calls.) And others at Universal Music are approaching her cautiously. “As much as she wants to make another album,” says one insider, “the feeling is she needs to get herself cleaned up. Then we can talk about it.”
She had two albums? Really? I knew she had one out there, but did anybody know she had a second? And now they’re giving her a third? I should sue the music industry for being giant ass clowns. When the judge asks me to present my case I’ll show them this story as Exhibit A. Then everybody will gasp, the judge will award me millions of dollars (because I deserve it) and then the mayor will give me the key to the city. Based on my extensive research watching TV, that’s usually how court cases go.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 20, 2007 at 11:23 am
nooooooooooo…. nooooooooooooooo!
no more albums, no more films! We don;t want to see your ugly mug anymore! Just fuck off LoHo
Hemlock Queen | August 20, 2007 at 11:25 am
Maybe she’ll shave her head while making this third one?
And who would buy this crap anyway? I thought her fan base was made up of 12 year old girls and lecherous, dirty old men.
Madea | August 20, 2007 at 11:25 am
I agree with you number 1.
my comment | August 20, 2007 at 11:28 am
“”A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make,” says one exec. “She doesn’t need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition.”"
Man these record execs would sell their own mothers if they can make a buck off it. They might as well give an orangutan some coke and Redbull and put him in a studio with her.
kara | August 20, 2007 at 11:29 am
I just want to come on and predict that there will be..oh, 40? people commenting on how Lindsay “has got breast implants in again”
Wait until you grow up a bit and have been around actual breasts (your mom’s doesn’t count)
I don’t care about the CD I just wanted to say that.
Duchess of Dork | August 20, 2007 at 11:29 am
I’m surprised she can attempt to sing with all that cum in her mouth.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 20, 2007 at 11:30 am
I am so happy that I’ve never heard this bitch sing. If it’s anything like her acting then it’s better off shelved.
The only good thing that she can do now is surrender herself for medical testing – so that scientists can learn about prolonged drug use on a human body and unknown yet-to-be discovered STD’s that have mutated by being past back and forth from Paris to Lindsay via every guy in Hollywood.
cut up and put into test tubes – that’s what I want for your future baby.
Hemlock Queen | August 20, 2007 at 11:30 am
#4 That would be Britney Spears. lol
silverdollar | August 20, 2007 at 11:34 am
does she actually think someone wants to hear her sing…again?
jrzmommy | August 20, 2007 at 11:36 am
Her breastises got talent………god DAMN!
p0nk | August 20, 2007 at 11:37 am
but she does have nice tits.
Border Patrol | August 20, 2007 at 11:38 am
Did she kidnap Cindy Crawford’s little girl/boy (whichever) hard to tell the difference?
Lindsay would look much better if she would pull them saggy tits over her face.
jrzmommy | August 20, 2007 at 11:41 am
Hey p0nk!!!!!
m | August 20, 2007 at 11:43 am
#6 has it. rofl.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 11:43 am
She does have some very nice tits.
kathy | August 20, 2007 at 11:44 am
lohan is a waste of space. Fragile Frankie should just dig her a hole in Central Park; she can become one of the dirt people.
Moonchild | August 20, 2007 at 11:46 am
Maybe the CD will come with a promo razor , a tube of powdered sugar and a mirror with the name of the CD printed on it…something like “Its Not Mine”.
Trixie | August 20, 2007 at 11:48 am
So Lady Like Duchess!
Madea | August 20, 2007 at 11:49 am
lmao @17
Best comment all day!
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 11:50 am
#6……That does take talent.
Malffy Hernandes | August 20, 2007 at 11:52 am
It’s stuff like this that makes me say ‘And to think I could’ve actually killed myself that day’ and then swell up with tears and regret
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 20, 2007 at 11:53 am
@17 you forget it the cd comes with her friend’s pants too
Lexoka | August 20, 2007 at 11:57 am
I didn’t even know she had a music career. Nice boobs, though.
MK | August 20, 2007 at 11:58 am
Yayyyyyy!!!!! I can’t wait!!!! I bought the first two and I listen to them over and over everyday!!!! I am so excited that she is coming out with another album!!!!!! Grammy’s for Lindsay!!!!!! I love her and she is the best singer in the world!!! Anybody who thinks differently needs to listen to one of her albums. Her songs are so meaningful and poetic!! GO LINDSAY!
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 20, 2007 at 11:58 am
@4 her and Paris Hilton are doing a duet no way!
Blo me bitch | August 20, 2007 at 12:00 pm
She has ginormous hooters, and no brains. Sells alot of magazines, but not many records.
lambman | August 20, 2007 at 12:01 pm
um, was that last paragraph meant to be funny?
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm
24. Ummmm I hate to tell you this but I think your at the wrong website.
Maybe you were looking for Perez? Or I dunno, the doctor that gave you the lobotomy. Not sure which. Peace out!
And you use too many exclamation marks!!!
Or you’re joking and therefore very funny.
veggi | August 20, 2007 at 12:06 pm
She needs a t-shirt that says “I wish these were brains”.
That’s all.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 20, 2007 at 12:07 pm
28. *sorry I meant ‘you’re’ at the wrong website. I’m gonna go and learn. to. spell….
1MILF Hunter | August 20, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Is she going to call it “Jailhouse Rock”??
geena | August 20, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I’d buy the album, get in my car, pop the CD in, crank the volume, get on the highway and stomp the accelerator, and skip to the song “Don’t You Quit On Me Bitch!!!” I guess I’d need to pick up 3 weenie guys first to make it perfect.
Boba Fett | August 20, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I just want to titty fuck her.
kate | August 20, 2007 at 12:29 pm
ha, go to youtube.com/omovies, they even say how horrible her voice is at the end of it.
Crap Tonight | August 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She is currently working on a new version of Bart Simpsons “I didn’t do it”
Jeremy | August 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Maybe the Hooters will be her back up band. Nothing better then a young rich slut with wonderful breasts. Why are the women you want to fuck never the ones you want to marry.
El-Coyote | August 20, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Tig ole bitties….
Music, what?
Kevin | August 20, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Correction: Lindsey Lohan to release TURD album.
How To Pass a Drug Test | August 20, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I heard it’s going to be a remake of “I love candy” but titled “I love nose candy” :)
Paris | August 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Ooooooh Lindsey
I hope you recover soon.
Your life has become a mockery.
No one wants to be your friend
Rehab, Scandals, Rehabs.
When will it end.
wedgeone | August 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Lindsay’s washed up and useless, at only 21 years old. But the one on the left makes me rock-hard. She needs to be chained up in the bed in my soundproof basement. Pronto.
KINGNOONY | August 20, 2007 at 1:55 pm
her first two albums were fantastic! i’d put them up there with “dark side of the moon”, “the wall” & “joshua tree”. she’s a wealth of un-tapped creativity and talent.
by the way, anyone know how to get meth residue off your teeth? ah fuck it, like i care….
Bugman4045 | August 20, 2007 at 2:23 pm
“….And, God knows, she already has name recognition.”
Yeah, Brain cancer, proctology and Hitler also have a lot of name recognition, but that doesn’t mean attaching a product to them will equal sales.
I love how the record exec says a Lohan album costs next too nothing to make. That seems like her music will be appropriately priced then.
cocaKelli | August 20, 2007 at 3:28 pm
C’mon people– let’s see the links to free downloads on this trick’s “music”… has ANYONE heard anything?
Name a single. One song.
BaldAsBritney | August 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Is one tit supposed to be that much bigger than the other? Cause I’m down with righty big time.
RichPort | August 20, 2007 at 4:12 pm
The only thing she needs to release is clip on the back of her bra.
Sefronia | August 20, 2007 at 5:08 pm
How predictable. Calling the album “White Lines”? She has to ruin everything.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian | August 20, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Man I know I’ve been clamoring for a new Lindsay Lohan record. If I can’t use lethal chemicals to do my job, this certainly will do the trick.
Matthew | August 20, 2007 at 7:14 pm
please god no
Adog2001 | August 20, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I can hear it now… “Ain’t going to Rehab, no, no, no…”