Michael Lohan claims Lindsay sent him a text after learning he suffered a heart attack yesterday, according to RadarOnline:
“I got a text message from Lindsay which read: ‘OMG. Hope you are okay’ and my other kids have all been in contact with me too.
“My girlfriend Kate Major slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been lifted by the support from both my family and friends.
“I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!
Surprisingly Michael Lohan isn’t talking out his ass because The Superficial has obtained a full transcript of their conversation:
xxx-xxx-8008: OMG hope you are okay xxx-xxx-7734: i'll survive. if you show me your boobs :) xxx-xxx-8008: can't. having sex. xxx-xxx-7734: with who? xxx-xxx-8008: like id know xxx-xxx-7734: that's alright. ill just kick kate in the vagina. xxx-xxx-7734: love you! xxx-xxx-8008: [no response]
Photos: Splash News
Chico | March 17, 2010 at 3:06 pm
WHO GIVES A FUCK!! FIRST!!
Giorgio! | March 17, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I see she is already dressed and ready for the funeral! LOL
j | March 17, 2010 at 3:17 pm
8008 and 7734. My inner 12-year old is totally smirking.
Dick Tree | March 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm
“The Superficial has obtained a full transcript of their conversation”
LMFHO!!!! That was brilliant……….. and true.
You failed to include:
xxx-xxx-7734: When I get out of the hospital. I’m going to buy an 8 ball and snort a line off you tits.
Attention Whore | March 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm
My Dad had a heart attack first, think I’ll sue those Lohan copycats……..
Attention Whore | March 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm
My Dad had a heart attack first, think I’ll sue those Lohan copycats……..
Captain_Insano | March 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
“it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!”
Sounds like someone could use a pillow smotherin’.
el ces | March 17, 2010 at 3:28 pm
She looks good!
small business health insurance | March 17, 2010 at 3:29 pm
the transcript was hilarious
Randal | March 17, 2010 at 3:30 pm
On behalf of everyone @ The FISH, we wish you and your family well during these hectic times. May your father have a speedy recovery. Take care, Lindsay.
Randal
Parker | March 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm
what he never seems to realize is nobody cares
FUCK THIS DUMB SHIT | March 17, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Nobody fucking cares…..
Its St. patricks day faggots, DRINK
Gueibor | March 17, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Fucking douche can’t be bothered to say he drove a car over a cliff – he needs to state he drove a FERRARI over a cliff.
Here’s hoping his heart burst out of his nostrils, climbs down his back and shoots up his ass. And then explodes. With fire*.
(*That’s it, from now on I’ll end all of my comments on “with fire”.)
Jimmy | March 17, 2010 at 4:10 pm
It’s a big skank day at the Superficial – Lindsay Lohan, Michelle McGee, Heidi Montag. Talk about a pile of crap. I have to take a couple of showers after this experience!
JD | March 17, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Yal just leave the girl alone and let her do her drugs.
Mike Nike | March 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I bet her anus stinks worse than any other anus on the planet. I bet it has freckles too….and red hairs all over it. OMG i just puked.
j m | March 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Were the Lohan haters abused by their parents?
Haywood Jablowmie | March 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm
#10. Randal : Suck my balls.
Lindsay, I’m actually saving my balls for you. Anytime. Call me!
For #10 | March 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Randal, do you really think Hollywood whores read this shit? I wonder what chemicals you use?
Pia | March 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm
I just want to rip that fucking tacky walmart headband off and strangle her with it! I bet she paid like $500 for it, too.
Gueibor | March 17, 2010 at 6:57 pm
I’m not sure I’m getting the Steampunk Poncharello Flowerchild Morticia look. Has she been watching too much Tim Burton? Or Top Gun? With fire?
hello, loser. | March 17, 2010 at 8:43 pm
hey Lint-seed! 1982 called; they want their headband back!
paul | March 17, 2010 at 11:32 pm
lol @ #22
Why does Michael Lohan have to name-drop his daughter’s name at every available opportunity? He’s actually much more sickening than Hohan IMO.
paul | March 17, 2010 at 11:33 pm
btw amazing BJ lips. Me likey
carte iedge | March 18, 2010 at 12:01 am
Michael will save that text then sell it to a tabloid later. He cares about profit not his children.
Gueibor | March 18, 2010 at 12:44 am
#17: No, they were abused by Michael Lohan. We all are, actually, on a regular basis. With fire.
digital camera memory cards | March 18, 2010 at 1:10 am
we wish you and your family well during these hectic times. May your father have a speedy recovery. Take care, Lindsay.
Don Knotts | March 18, 2010 at 3:36 am
Anyone remember when she was hot?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay_lohan_gets_sued.php
Yeah, me neither.
Tonny Wall | March 18, 2010 at 5:05 am
So good.
Thank for topic.
captain america | March 18, 2010 at 7:23 am
this “Lola Ferrari” can be killed?
pooter | March 18, 2010 at 9:32 am
Randal Linds doesn’t read this blog you fag
Deina | March 18, 2010 at 11:30 am
Why on God’s green earth does Lindsay insist on wearing weird shit on her head?
Narcissist | March 18, 2010 at 3:22 pm
xxx-xxx-8008: OMG i hate you dad i hope you die
LOL | March 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
LOL. yes i agree with the comment #3. Lindsay’s 4 digits spells out BOOB and Michael spells out HELL backwards…..ahahahahah
dvd rental | March 18, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I mean, come on, doesn’t everyone text smut back and forth with their ailing father in the hospital? Have to scroll up to make sure I spell vagina right. :)
Remove Antivirus Soft Conduct an Antivirus Soft | April 15, 2010 at 5:23 pm
What is a day gone by without news of what Linsey is doing?
logo designs | May 26, 2010 at 3:51 am
She looks preety but little fat.