Lindsay Lohan texted her dad in the hospital

March 17th, 2010 // 37 Comments

Michael Lohan claims Lindsay sent him a text after learning he suffered a heart attack yesterday, according to RadarOnline:

“I got a text message from Lindsay which read: ‘OMG. Hope you are okay’ and my other kids have all been in contact with me too.
“My girlfriend Kate Major slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been lifted by the support from both my family and friends.
“I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!

Surprisingly Michael Lohan isn’t talking out his ass because The Superficial has obtained a full transcript of their conversation:

xxx-xxx-8008: OMG hope you are okay
xxx-xxx-7734: i'll survive. if you show me your boobs :)
xxx-xxx-8008: can't. having sex.
xxx-xxx-7734: with who?
xxx-xxx-8008: like id know
xxx-xxx-7734: that's alright. ill just kick kate in the vagina.
xxx-xxx-7734: love you!
xxx-xxx-8008: [no response]
Photos: Splash News
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  1. Chico

    WHO GIVES A FUCK!! FIRST!!

  2. Giorgio!

    I see she is already dressed and ready for the funeral! LOL

  3. j

    8008 and 7734. My inner 12-year old is totally smirking.

  4. Dick Tree

    “The Superficial has obtained a full transcript of their conversation”

    LMFHO!!!! That was brilliant……….. and true.

    You failed to include:
    xxx-xxx-7734: When I get out of the hospital. I’m going to buy an 8 ball and snort a line off you tits.

  5. Attention Whore

    My Dad had a heart attack first, think I’ll sue those Lohan copycats……..

  6. Attention Whore

    My Dad had a heart attack first, think I’ll sue those Lohan copycats……..

  7. Captain_Insano

    “it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!”

    Sounds like someone could use a pillow smotherin’.

  8. el ces

    She looks good!

  9. Randal

    On behalf of everyone @ The FISH, we wish you and your family well during these hectic times. May your father have a speedy recovery. Take care, Lindsay.

    Randal

  10. what he never seems to realize is nobody cares

  11. FUCK THIS DUMB SHIT

    Nobody fucking cares…..

    Its St. patricks day faggots, DRINK

  12. Gueibor

    Fucking douche can’t be bothered to say he drove a car over a cliff – he needs to state he drove a FERRARI over a cliff.
    Here’s hoping his heart burst out of his nostrils, climbs down his back and shoots up his ass. And then explodes. With fire*.

    (*That’s it, from now on I’ll end all of my comments on “with fire”.)

  13. Jimmy

    It’s a big skank day at the Superficial – Lindsay Lohan, Michelle McGee, Heidi Montag. Talk about a pile of crap. I have to take a couple of showers after this experience!

  14. JD

    Yal just leave the girl alone and let her do her drugs.

  15. Mike Nike

    I bet her anus stinks worse than any other anus on the planet. I bet it has freckles too….and red hairs all over it. OMG i just puked.

  16. j m

    Were the Lohan haters abused by their parents?

  17. Haywood Jablowmie

    #10. Randal : Suck my balls.

    Lindsay, I’m actually saving my balls for you. Anytime. Call me!

  18. For #10

    Randal, do you really think Hollywood whores read this shit? I wonder what chemicals you use?

  19. Pia

    I just want to rip that fucking tacky walmart headband off and strangle her with it! I bet she paid like $500 for it, too.

  20. Gueibor

    I’m not sure I’m getting the Steampunk Poncharello Flowerchild Morticia look. Has she been watching too much Tim Burton? Or Top Gun? With fire?

  21. hello, loser.

    hey Lint-seed! 1982 called; they want their headband back!

  22. paul

    lol @ #22

    Why does Michael Lohan have to name-drop his daughter’s name at every available opportunity? He’s actually much more sickening than Hohan IMO.

  23. paul

    btw amazing BJ lips. Me likey

  24. Michael will save that text then sell it to a tabloid later. He cares about profit not his children.

  25. Gueibor

    #17: No, they were abused by Michael Lohan. We all are, actually, on a regular basis. With fire.

  26. we wish you and your family well during these hectic times. May your father have a speedy recovery. Take care, Lindsay.

  27. So good.

    Thank for topic.

  28. captain america

    this “Lola Ferrari” can be killed?

  29. pooter

    Randal Linds doesn’t read this blog you fag

  30. Deina

    Why on God’s green earth does Lindsay insist on wearing weird shit on her head?

  31. xxx-xxx-8008: OMG i hate you dad i hope you die

  32. LOL

    LOL. yes i agree with the comment #3. Lindsay’s 4 digits spells out BOOB and Michael spells out HELL backwards…..ahahahahah

  33. I mean, come on, doesn’t everyone text smut back and forth with their ailing father in the hospital? Have to scroll up to make sure I spell vagina right. :)

  34. What is a day gone by without news of what Linsey is doing?

  35. She looks preety but little fat.

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