Lindsay Lohan texted her dad in the hospital
“I got a text message from Lindsay which read: ‘OMG. Hope you are okay’ and my other kids have all been in contact with me too.
“My girlfriend Kate Major slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been lifted by the support from both my family and friends.
“I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!
Surprisingly Michael Lohan isn’t talking out his ass because The Superficial has obtained a full transcript of their conversation:
xxx-xxx-8008: OMG hope you are okay xxx-xxx-7734: i'll survive. if you show me your boobs :) xxx-xxx-8008: can't. having sex. xxx-xxx-7734: with who? xxx-xxx-8008: like id know xxx-xxx-7734: that's alright. ill just kick kate in the vagina. xxx-xxx-7734: love you! xxx-xxx-8008: [no response]