Lindsay Lohan tells all

My shoes are from the Naturalizer’s Orthopedic section, which is really the entire store. So fucking hot it makes me want to fuck my shoes. hard.

Hey Lindsay I just talked to Pot. It hates you too.

I suspect she doesn’t like pot because, due to all the cock wrangling, her hands are tight little arthritic claws. She simply can’t roll herself one. As for coke; she simply has the man whore dump it onto a table where she can bend over, dunk her face, and breath.

Has she just had a whole lot of surgery?
Her face looks different, especially her cheeks, nose and chin.

“I’ve tried pot. I hated it.”

OK, but she didn’t finish the sentence, which was “So I moved onto coke and the occasional acid tab and that’s MUCH better!! I can stay out all night!!”

Tom Cruise tried pot and hated it…

But then he tried “The Cock” and LOVED it. And the cock loved him right back.

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we all grow up :)

welcome to a new world…

ok we missed it till now;(

or… days of yore

being elglish an all :))

…or yesteryear?

[is thath even a word?]

Oh my! What a whore!

Honestly, we all saw this coming a mile away.

Next stop, the Barbara Walters special.

I cannot believe that we’ve come to an age where stars BRAG about trying to have as many partners as possible…has she not heard of HIV/AIDS, genital warts, or any other std out there? does she not know that most people will only see her as a glorified prostitute all the days of her life now for saying that? that girl is a liar, she’s tried WAY more than pot, and it has seriously fried her brain, but then, what more could you expect when you have a mom like dina? dina should be SOOOOO proud of her daughter the whore

oh, and one more thing, why doesn’t she just lie down, spread her legs and let them people just pass by in a line and bang her? she apparently has no self esteem or she wouldn’t be saying/acting that way…good God…i’m just still dumbfounded that she would SAY that! LOL what an idiot!

Sex and the City… a show about women acting like insecure gay men. There’s something to take your sex advice from.

How come everyone has that same, tired pair of shoes? Blech.

Like we’ve never heard this before from her..

I remember a vanity fair article…..

If she’d quit trying so hard to look like Angelina Jolie, she might be kind of interesting.

Unfortunately, she hasn’t acquired the ability to mate and then eat her lover yet -she might save some cash on the press releases.

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She’s hot

oh come on she only tried pot “and hated it”? she comes from a dysfunctionnal family and lives in california…
i’m sure everyone has at least tried 3 different drugs in their youth. if i was her i would have tried them all.

and i’m sure she did.

Hmmm… I notice that the douche bags that usually bring up someone’s race (usually the BLACK race) when someone does/says something stipid have not mentioned it here.
I wonder why??

she talks about sex in such a degrading and unappealing way. of course your boyfriend is supposed to be faithful! and ‘giving her body’ to people?? surely sex is about more than just ‘giving your body’, but also a bit of your whole self as well. she has some seriously skewed views on what sex actually is. and having slept with that many guys and not had her ‘perfect’ kiss yet, well maybe she should stop sleeping with them on the first date.

Well, she had to do something to fight her number two spot in the celeb world – as seen in the news lately, she has a hard time getting more known than Paris!

quiet?

go

lol babe : )

…no something significant

ok just read it again

you can hope babe

?

:) ?

both adopted the name morgan

what ?

she’s just a washed up skank