Lindsay Lohan talks fake lesbiantry

The Superficial / February 23, 2010

Here’s Day 2 of Lindsay Lohan’s interview with The Sun where she opens up about not realizing she loved women until everyone started paying attention to her again. (Probably not her exact words, but that’s how I interpreted it.):

On Samantha Ronson:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.”

On Sam curing her from the penis:
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”

On their break-up:
“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and I think it’s time we all agree Samantha Ronson was never a real person. No, really, has anyone ever seen her without Lindsay’s hand up her back while she’s pretending to drink a glass of water? Because that’s pretty much how I remember every picture of them together.

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