Lindsay Lohan talks fake lesbiantry

February 23rd, 2010 // 31 Comments

Here’s Day 2 of Lindsay Lohan’s interview with The Sun where she opens up about not realizing she loved women until everyone started paying attention to her again. (Probably not her exact words, but that’s how I interpreted it.):

On Samantha Ronson:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.”

On Sam curing her from the penis:
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”

On their break-up:
“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and I think it’s time we all agree Samantha Ronson was never a real person. No, really, has anyone ever seen her without Lindsay’s hand up her back while she’s pretending to drink a glass of water? Because that’s pretty much how I remember every picture of them together.

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Comments (31)

  1. misty | February 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    gross

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  2. FIRST? | February 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    FIRST?

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  3. misty | February 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    ..and first

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  4. Taz | February 23, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    lindsay in three years? yikes!

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  5. kevin | February 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    she looks awesome

    leave her alone

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  6. Randal | February 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    The maturity you’ve shown has proved how much you’ve grown as a woman, Lindsay. Such confidence in one’s self is a very attractive feature which you wear very well. Still loving the Lindsay pout, no one else does it as naturally as you do.

    Randal

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  7. Matthew | February 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    again hohan your a z-lister now get used to it

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  8. Darth | February 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Her honesty is quite impressive this time.Don’t underestimate the power of honesty.Even when your name is Lohan.*Gasp*

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  9. Max Planck | February 23, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Jeezus.

    What creeps.

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  10. Rodham | February 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Randal…

    Do you make this shit up yourself?

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  11. The Revolutionary | February 23, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Sigh. Lindsay Lohan is no more a lesbian than she is a good actress.

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  12. Searing Hatred | February 23, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Randal is retarded.

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  13. jt | February 23, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    samantha ronson is a musician?

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  14. Darth | February 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Next time i’m gonna charge her for my advice!

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  15. Rhialto | February 23, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    #8+14
    You’re so f*cking right.It’s almost painful.

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  16. Veronica | February 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    is that a photo of her with Jade Jagger?

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  17. Anonymous | February 23, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Randal is a famewhore.

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  18. Richport's Ghost | February 23, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    What the fuck is a Jade Jagger, and why is its face melting?

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  19. LPB | February 23, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    jt@13: Is ANY DJ a musician?

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  20. Rasputins Liver | February 23, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    *

    Jesus Fuckin’ Christos! Jade Jagger sure got both her parents’ genes.

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    Love me some Mick and The Stones, but Mick should never have been allowed to breed. Poor Jade. At least as far as her physical looks are concerned. I’m sure papa Jagger’s taken care to make sure her bank account’s not poor.

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    Then there’s Whorehan. Not even worth commenting on her tonight.

    *

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  21. dsi xl | February 23, 2010 at 11:30 pm

    I agree. Lindsay doesn’t look 38 at all. I think this story was a bit overly harsh.

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  22. 32gb sd card | February 24, 2010 at 1:46 am

    Hi Guy’s,
    Her honesty is quite impressive this time.Don’t underestimate the power of honesty..

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  23. The Laughing G-D | February 24, 2010 at 2:45 am

    Yay Randal

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  24. scandal vids | February 24, 2010 at 6:51 am

    Lindsay Lohan lesbian sex scene at The Insider
    http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Lindsay_Lohan_lesbian_sex_scene

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  25. captain america | February 24, 2010 at 6:53 am

    people like me wanna be entertained by seeing her dead body, folks!!

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  26. Anna | February 24, 2010 at 7:50 am

    She need to wash her hair…

    Poor Lilo, I’m starting to feel bad for her!

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  27. Dread not | February 24, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Lindsay, you’re lookin’ for Daddy, we get it. Only, your Dad turned you off to dudes because he a shiftless bum. So in turn you chased a chick who was “dude-like”, but was still “chickish” which allowed you to connect with her on an emotional level. Or maybe you’re just a full blown sushi slapper, whateves. Got any blow?

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  28. Enna | February 24, 2010 at 9:23 am

    Good God. She looks OLD. Horrible, sagging skin. Blurry eyes. A big bald spot.

    Whatta mess.

    Oh, and the worst part of the package is that it’s boring.

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  29. herbiefrog | February 24, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    you’ll be fine : ))

    these poor people

    no lifes

    Reply
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  31. why does my company need quotewerks | March 19, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Um … she’s got some issues.

    Reply

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