Lindsay Lohan talks fake lesbiantry

February 23rd, 2010 // 31 Comments

Here’s Day 2 of Lindsay Lohan’s interview with The Sun where she opens up about not realizing she loved women until everyone started paying attention to her again. (Probably not her exact words, but that’s how I interpreted it.):

On Samantha Ronson:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.”

On Sam curing her from the penis:
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”

On their break-up:
“I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and I think it’s time we all agree Samantha Ronson was never a real person. No, really, has anyone ever seen her without Lindsay’s hand up her back while she’s pretending to drink a glass of water? Because that’s pretty much how I remember every picture of them together.

Photos: INFdaily

  1. misty


  2. FIRST?


  3. misty

    ..and first

  4. Taz

    lindsay in three years? yikes!

  5. she looks awesome

    leave her alone

  6. Randal

    The maturity you’ve shown has proved how much you’ve grown as a woman, Lindsay. Such confidence in one’s self is a very attractive feature which you wear very well. Still loving the Lindsay pout, no one else does it as naturally as you do.


  7. Matthew

    again hohan your a z-lister now get used to it

  8. Darth

    Her honesty is quite impressive this time.Don’t underestimate the power of honesty.Even when your name is Lohan.*Gasp*

  9. Max Planck


    What creeps.

  10. Rodham


    Do you make this shit up yourself?

  11. Sigh. Lindsay Lohan is no more a lesbian than she is a good actress.

  12. Searing Hatred

    Randal is retarded.

  13. jt

    samantha ronson is a musician?

  14. Darth

    Next time i’m gonna charge her for my advice!

  15. Rhialto

    You’re so f*cking right.It’s almost painful.

  16. Veronica

    is that a photo of her with Jade Jagger?

  17. Anonymous

    Randal is a famewhore.

  18. What the fuck is a Jade Jagger, and why is its face melting?

  19. LPB

    jt@13: Is ANY DJ a musician?

  20. Rasputins Liver


    Jesus Fuckin’ Christos! Jade Jagger sure got both her parents’ genes.


    Love me some Mick and The Stones, but Mick should never have been allowed to breed. Poor Jade. At least as far as her physical looks are concerned. I’m sure papa Jagger’s taken care to make sure her bank account’s not poor.


    Then there’s Whorehan. Not even worth commenting on her tonight.


  21. I agree. Lindsay doesn’t look 38 at all. I think this story was a bit overly harsh.

  22. Hi Guy’s,
    Her honesty is quite impressive this time.Don’t underestimate the power of honesty..

  23. The Laughing G-D

    Yay Randal

  24. captain america

    people like me wanna be entertained by seeing her dead body, folks!!

  25. Anna

    She need to wash her hair…

    Poor Lilo, I’m starting to feel bad for her!

  26. Dread not

    Lindsay, you’re lookin’ for Daddy, we get it. Only, your Dad turned you off to dudes because he a shiftless bum. So in turn you chased a chick who was “dude-like”, but was still “chickish” which allowed you to connect with her on an emotional level. Or maybe you’re just a full blown sushi slapper, whateves. Got any blow?

  27. Enna

    Good God. She looks OLD. Horrible, sagging skin. Blurry eyes. A big bald spot.

    Whatta mess.

    Oh, and the worst part of the package is that it’s boring.

  28. herbiefrog

    you’ll be fine : ))

    these poor people

    no lifes

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