Lindsay Lohan talks about Lindsay Lohan

February 22nd, 2006 // 77 Comments

*lindsay_lohan_thumb8.jpgLindsay Lohan, in an interview with Allure magazine, says she does not want to be called a Teen Queen. She wants to be considered a serious actress and rejects her youthful, party-girl image. “I hate it when people call me a teen queen,” Lohan says. As for her days as a wraith, Lohan says: “Sometimes being that thin doesn’t look healthy. I kind of didn’t realize that. I lost weight when I was in the hospital, and then I wanted to keep it off. (But) you start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way.” The past year “felt like five lifetimes because I’ve grown up a lot,” she says. “I know better what to do and what not to do. I lost sight of the people and things that are most important to me.”

You know what I lost sight of? Her boobs. And they were very important to me. See, there they are in the little picture there. So I’m glad she’s put the weight back on. She represents the exception to the “girls over 100 pounds are fat and evil” rule. Now, before you drop your milkshakes and start wheezing in anger, know that I’m just kidding. It’s more like 90.

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  1. HughJorganthethird

    You mean to tell me she is not a serious actress already? Even after Herbie spoke to me on sooo many levels? And don’t get me started on Mean Girls being snubbed for an Oscar.

  2. #51 HughJorganthethird, Well in Mean Girls Poor Lindsey had to deal with that Mean Old Rachel McAdams stealing the movie out from under her. Ok everybody all at once….Awwwwwwwwww, Poor Lindsey.

  3. LaydeeBug

    Awwwwwwww! (I Love R. McA.)

  4. ribbit25

    Layla – eonline.com has the fashion Police but their site must be goofed because once they post new pics, you have to look at an advertisement to see the older pics. It seems to be stuck on the advertisement (today it is douchebag Ryan Seacreast).
    My favorite number is 25 and I…am a frog.

  5. SMF121490

    HELLO, those are sooooo fake. Well, at least she will never drowned.

  6. always answer b

    If eating disorders and cocaine addictions make one wise, then Nicole Richie is the wisest of all men.
    Perhaps Lindsay lives in this delusional world, but the rest of us will be content to make fun of her silicone by-products and delusions of grandeur.

  7. BarbadoSlim

    I think she swallows..yeah….she swallows.

  8. Lohan: Don’t call me teen queen – call me bulimic whore.

    As Ron Burgandy would say, “It’s science.”

  9. yeah, old pic.

    She looks a lot better with real weight and normal skin colour. Lately, her pallid appearance has made her look like she’s been burrowing in groundhog tunnels…

  10. Zod's no Sod

    Ew, a girl that isn’t so thin we can see her intestines, that’s disgusting. What a fat whore, I say we butter her up and boil her. I like it when my man parts can break my women in half.

  11. Zod's no Sod

    Ew, a girl that isn’t so thin we can see her intestines, that’s disgusting. What a fat whore, I say we butter her up and boil her. I like it when my man parts can break my women in half.

  12. gogoboots

    Then she should stop acting like it (a teen queen I mean). Wasnt she in that movie Confessions of A Teen Drama Queen? (I could be wrong who knows? Also it could have been Hillary Duff, I get these airheads confused.)
    She should have been if not, hahah! Ok the attempt to make a movie with Sean Lennon notwithstanding, Lindsay thinks she’s Scarlett Johannsen when most serious directors wouldn’t give her the time of day. Most of her movies suck and we all know the truth. Sorry Li-lo you’re just not a “serious” actress because no one can take your “pain” seriously, boohoo!

  13. Mr. Fritz

    Lindsey seems to be someone who might have
    Munchausen Syndrome. She’s always getting hurt and attracting attention. This girl needs a good therapist and psychiatrist. Her movies have bombed and she needs to stay in the limelight. Yeah, I used to complain about ailments all the time when I was younger, TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL WHEN I WAS 9! Yes, she is attractive, but she needs to have talent to back it up to redeem herself.

  14. robot_turkey

    Oh, the hypocrisy of Hollyweird. Lindsay “My Pussy Stinks” Lohan is just as much of a cunt as all of the other starlet females she (and scabs like Paris Hilton) make fun of. Someone needs to put Ebola in pill form, say it’s part of a new diet, and give it to ALL of these slags.

  15. gogoboots

    robot turkey you are seriously my new best friend. my eyes sear from the inanity that is hollyweird sometimes. which is probably why i like this site so much. i cant seem to get enough of Li-lo and her dumbass co.

  16. LL forever

    she is amazing, i love her so much…
    she’s my best singer
    im really glad she wants to put on some weight n she wants to grow up more n more, n i like her in anyway she looks like i dont really love her coz of her look, its coz of what she got!

  17. pixie-stix

    “Lindsay Lohan talks about Lindsay Lohan”…I’m guessing it’s her favorite subject, lol. These recent mag. covers and articles are all about repositioning Lohan in the market. If she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, she needs to get her shit together, not just give lip service to the notion.

  18. #15 Fake boobs don’t shrink that much when you lose weight. They’re real damnit!

  19. BTW I have had my hands around hundreds of real and fake ones.

  20. whaddyamean

    they do when they get taken out.

  21. LaydeeBug

    #66, R U for real? Anyhoo, I’ll take this bitch seriously when she opens up a vein instead of tattooing over one. I’ll say “Now there’s a serious actress.” I mean if you don’t go all Sylvia Plath, there’s no point, right? I want to see scars DAMMIT!

  22. Tink

    I’m 88 lbs– I guess I make fit in haha… (no eating disorder, just tiny)

  23. Why do celebrities act like we are all morons and don’t know about their plastic surgery? They need to stop the madness. No, God did not make you that beautiful and perfect. They want us to think he did. And if he didn’t make you as beautiful as you want and you get surgery, so be it. Don’t lie. Say you got surgery and now you feel great about the way you look.

    Anyway, props to the people God did make naturally beautiful. Charlize Theron has such a pretty face and Scarlett Johannsen has great boobs. And guess what? They are actually serious actresses. No way!

    P.S. about the boob issue (#19 layla) I’m on the fence. I’m a big boober (natural, of course) and I gained a cup size when I gained 10 pounds. I lost the 10 pounds but the boobs stayed (Cool, huh?) Anyway, I have also seen some friends loose a bit of weight and lose a lot of boob so I think it depends. However, Lohan’s were obviously fake and she obviously got them removed so what’s the debate about!

  24. LaydeeBug

    My sisters boobs grow and shrink if she loses weight. I, of course, am breast-challenged.

  25. “(But) you start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way.”

    that’s why she and nicole richie aren’t friends anymore, because lohan gained weight.
    hahahahahahahahaha

  26. Pez_D_Spencer

    #34 um, that’s not puke on her chin….

  27. those boobies looks good.
    anybody knows if their fake?

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