Lindsay Lohan talks about Lindsay Lohan

*lindsay_lohan_thumb8.jpgLindsay Lohan, in an interview with Allure magazine, says she does not want to be called a Teen Queen. She wants to be considered a serious actress and rejects her youthful, party-girl image. “I hate it when people call me a teen queen,” Lohan says. As for her days as a wraith, Lohan says: “Sometimes being that thin doesn’t look healthy. I kind of didn’t realize that. I lost weight when I was in the hospital, and then I wanted to keep it off. (But) you start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way.” The past year “felt like five lifetimes because I’ve grown up a lot,” she says. “I know better what to do and what not to do. I lost sight of the people and things that are most important to me.”

You know what I lost sight of? Her boobs. And they were very important to me. See, there they are in the little picture there. So I’m glad she’s put the weight back on. She represents the exception to the “girls over 100 pounds are fat and evil” rule. Now, before you drop your milkshakes and start wheezing in anger, know that I’m just kidding. It’s more like 90.

Thanks to Gargamel for the tip.