In an interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan talks about what it’s like being unemployed. Us Weekly reports:
“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.
“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.”
The 22-year-old actress — who recently fought an arrest warrant, which was recalled — goes on: “[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it…I can take it, I’m a big girl. Obviously, you don’t want me. I don’t want to do something that somebody doesn’t want me to be involved in anyway.”
But Lohan says she’s “talking to a lot of people right now” — or at least trying to.
“One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”
I wouldn’t be too worried if I were you, Lindsay. I mean, you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Some sort of 80′s parody commercial? Or something? I bet that’s gonna really take off. The market for standing on rotating platforms while saying, “Click…flash…bang…wink..” is huge. Probably.




































Porn is definitely the way to go for Lindsay, To heck with both Playboy and Penthouse,. Lindsay is way more attractive moving. It would be great to see her on Ultimate Surrender. Lindsay in round 4 would be awesome.
unemployed? – looks like she found a new job for Red Bull
Nobody wants to talk to you? Really?
Is that because you managed to commit career-professional suicide with your fucked up antics?
#10 – Dude, that is flawless. Kudos!
Wow man hands, look at the size of those things.
In a way, this is fucking sad to see happening; you basically have a girl who’s parents fucking whored her out to Hollywood and the fast bucks. I have her currently #7 on my death watch list, and I figure she’ll be gone right around Thanksgiving.
Cry me a river, LiLo.
Ever saw this one on **** A f f l u e n t M e e t c o m **** It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Start looking for a nice refrigerator box to live in, you dumb, orange-skinned skeezer. Oh, and call me, Linseed. You still owe me money….
Gawd, I miss her muscles. Remember her kickboxing body?
so yeah…i watched Georgia Rule this weekend [by mistake...haha] and she is going no where…..she is not a good actress any more…..
Hollywood……what a bunch of assh*le hypocrits- they are all guilty of the stunts she has pulled- now they are punishing her for what? being just like the rest of them? f off.
what assholes whoops i mean assh*les.
Hollywood……what a bunch of assh*le hypocrits- they are all guilty of the stunts she has pulled- now they are punishing her for what? being just like the rest of them? f off.
what assholes whoops i mean assh*les.
Washed up at 22. Quite an achievement. Your mom/manager must be proud. Maybe you and your sis can do a porno together and Sam can do the soundtrack. Guess you’ll have to get a real job like the rest of us or become a serial rug muncher for all the old lesbos that still fantasize about your useless freckled ass.
Oh well Lindsay, you can always fall back on your crap in the toilet….er I mean singing career…if you could sing!!!!
Not Brittany Spears, the same Anna Nicole Smith should have been done Willow is in fact not batshit retarded with IQ of a bag of fertilizer, such as those other two. It’s a child is smart enough.