In an interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan talks about what it’s like being unemployed. Us Weekly reports:
“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.
“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.”
The 22-year-old actress — who recently fought an arrest warrant, which was recalled — goes on: “[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it…I can take it, I’m a big girl. Obviously, you don’t want me. I don’t want to do something that somebody doesn’t want me to be involved in anyway.”
But Lohan says she’s “talking to a lot of people right now” — or at least trying to.
“One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”
I wouldn’t be too worried if I were you, Lindsay. I mean, you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Some sort of 80′s parody commercial? Or something? I bet that’s gonna really take off. The market for standing on rotating platforms while saying, “Click…flash…bang…wink..” is huge. Probably.



























SOS | March 21, 2009 at 11:07 am
why is she licking/biting her finger?
KJ | March 21, 2009 at 11:07 am
Oh boo hoo, Linds Lohan. Boo hoo.
We’re all so sorry for you.
Not.
Delgo | March 21, 2009 at 11:08 am
This is my saturday morning.
nastyjay | March 21, 2009 at 11:09 am
theres always porn baby
Zanna | March 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
@1 – she’s licking the ronson off.
HELLO | March 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire personals site ____ A f f l u e n t M e e t c o m ____ last week.
Rough Daddy | March 21, 2009 at 11:31 am
Why cant she keep her trap shut, about her future projects…btw lilo im holding a casting couch in my basement for Little Red Riding Hood…please call!
LawnGnome | March 21, 2009 at 11:51 am
She brought this on herself.
freecitizenusa | March 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm
She is getting some saggy arms. She should use this http://tinyurl.com/dkytng because it works
FreakyFriday | March 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I have seen this movie before. It is called “Tatum O’Neal”.
vito | March 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Hey, Hefner…you listening? (Make her put on a little meat first).
Get a Clue | March 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Boo hoo!! She’s already made more money than most people will ever make in their entire life time, and she wants sympathy from all of us because she blew it all on crack and can’t afford to pay the monthly payments on her Hollywood Mansion. What a clueless bitch.
LPB | March 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Let’s check back with her in, say, a year. See what she has to say when another year of no work and people not calling her back has gone by.
Does she still have her posse of girls who hang around with her? Or did that strange little DJ guy she goes out with put his foot down?
Marketta | March 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I never thought I’d ever feel any sympathy for that idiot Rogen. Boy, was I wrong.
Hang in there Seth, we’re pulling for you.
William Gopie | March 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm
ii feel so sorry for poor lindsey :(
zuzuspetals | March 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm
um- yeah…..
Two time-Oscar-winner Sean Penn needs help getting *Seth Rogen* to call him back……
Why does this story sound like bullshit?
It’s astonishing that she lies so shamelessly and so publicly, but I blame her horrible parents.
The women needs a good, good counselor.
momo | March 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm
nice grungy fingers and nails….eww.
Ronsonater | March 21, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Loved the Fornarnia commercial, they should do real well selling their clothing line to skinny coke whores. Serious, the big money for Lohan is in lesbian porn.
Smarg | March 21, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Sad, really. #10, spot on.
Fati | March 21, 2009 at 1:46 pm
She drinks lots of red bull. I guess when you don’t eat, you have to get your energy elsewhere.
Dr. G | March 21, 2009 at 1:53 pm
All that redbull is going to rot your teeth, you dumb twat.
ZIP! ZAP! ZOOM! FOR-NA-RINA!
Funeral Guy | March 21, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Is that a little heart tattoo on her left hand? Can sharpie drawn eyebrows be far behind? Do it Lindsey. We want to see the full chola.
dawnalex | March 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm
What is next?
Are we going to see Lohan in different stages of financial ruin?
That thing that she hangs out with makes a 6 figure salary, I’m sure she would gladly support her.
debagger | March 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm
A chubby, weird looking jew won’t return the phone calls of a once bright star who pissed it all away by being spoiled bitch to everyone she came across = poetic justice.
Ali Knievel | March 21, 2009 at 3:08 pm
All she has to do is sober up and ditch the lesbian Gollum that’s been manipulatively controlling her and parasiting her life. Same thing Brittany Spears did, same thing Anna Nicole Smith should have done and Lilo is actually not a batshit hillbilly with the IQ of a bag of fertilizer like those other two. She’s a smart enough kid. She’s just a needy, selfish little megalomaniac who tries to play tough but can be manipulated like a puppet by the right person who knows how to push her buttons. It’s all pretty text book. As much as she wants to be the next Jodie Foster unfortunately she’s gonna have to settle for being the next Tatum O’Neal.
can't think of a name | March 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
She’s only 22??????????
She looks like shit. She always looks dirty and unwashed. Too busy doing coke, I reckon.
Minge | March 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm
She doesn’t have time to work. Being a role model for all those 22 year old whores who want to look like 37 year old whores is a job in itself.
Jakob A | March 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
She just happens to be the most overrated person after Paris Hilton..
evilance | March 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm
She’s obviously shilling for REDBULL…doesn’t that count as employment? or is she stupidly carrying it around for free? Come on people! Thousands of real people are out of jobs and on the street, why do you even care about this one?
techman | March 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I don’t want to see her all airbrushed in Playboy. Let’s see Larry Flynt get a hold of her and spread her out in Hustler like she really deserves!
sin | March 21, 2009 at 5:48 pm
She should have enough money to last a lifetime if she wasn’t such a coke whore.
me | March 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Just what Lindsay needs to do, get fucking Seth Rogen on the screen again.
Jesus that guy needs to blow away.
naked girls | March 21, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Maybe she should quit doing coke and actually get a decent accountant.
I am available if you need one Lindsay!
ants | March 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Well if you read for example this: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/10/lindsay_lohans_shenanigans_cos.php you may get an idea why people dont call her back or dont hire her.
Of course it doesn’t help that she looks older than someone’s grandma (although movies always need characters like crackwhore #1, crackwhore #2 etc, so maybe she can have career afterall…).
boo | March 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Sean Penn strikes me as someone who takes his acting (and himself) VERY seriously. I doubt he is holding his breath to work with someone who was in few Disney movies before she pissed her career away.
Mama Pinkus | March 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm
No one wants to hire a volatile drunk; I predict Ms. Lohan will do a nude spread pretty soon to rev up her cash reserves.
Candara | March 21, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Is it wrong for a man to have extramarital relationship?? These days, some news reported that some celebrities joined the famous online dating club
_____INTERRACIALCHATS.C OM____ and they are seeking someone else there though they have husband or wife else….They said, they do not care which races guys or beauties come form there …
Joe Mahma | March 21, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I’d give her a grand to let me pound her in the ass.
>ThisGuy< | March 21, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I got some work for you to do Miss. Lohan, I got $2,500 for 5 minutes of unbridled sex. That’s right you must be naked and ready to go before we start them 5 minutes. Common you need the work I can tell, I’ve seen previews of all your movies, you didn’t make much money. $2,500 will pay for at least a month’s worth of electricity or one of your mexican gardners for years. or all of your mexican gardners for 2 years.
Lets go you bone bag big boobed goddess!
>ThisGuy< | March 21, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I got some work for you to do Miss. Lohan, I got $2,500 for 5 minutes of unbridled sex. That’s right you must be naked and ready to go before we start them 5 minutes. Common you need the work I can tell, I’ve seen previews of all your movies, you didn’t make much money. $2,500 will pay for at least a month’s worth of electricity or one of your mexican gardners for years. or all of your mexican gardners for 2 years.
Lets go you bone bag big boobed goddess!
Jason Colon | March 22, 2009 at 12:11 am
Wow, I cant believe that an actress as beautiful as she is having such a hard time getting movie roles.
So she has made some mistakes, and she probably has the disease of addiction, if she has gotten herself together, they should give her a shot.
I mean look at Rush Limbaugh, even after he admitted to having an addiction, he still has the attention of the far right. They dont seem to care that he was percocet crazy, and he is a fat rambling buffoon. Yes I said it.
Maybe its a double standard for women, with the moral high road in relation to addiction and women. Same thing has happened to Britney Spears and numerous other high profile celebrities many of whom are of color-(women and minorities…see a connection?) They even attempted to slander President Obama the same way, because he had a past.
For me no matter what happens to Lindsay, she is still lovely and stunning. Im glad that she has gotten help for herself, there is hope. I have always dug her freckles and lips. I had to mention that. Hey Lindsay if you read this…get at me!
gerard Vandenberg | March 22, 2009 at 2:29 am
She desperately needs money.
She is begging “RED BULL” to give her a contract for doing commercials or something?
well, FUCK LILO, folks!!
people want winners…………………………………..NO LOSERS!!
justifiable | March 22, 2009 at 4:22 am
#41 Beauty has nothing to do with it. Her last two films, “I Know Who Killed Me” and “Georgia Rule” were massive tanking losers – no one was interested in seeing her in them. She got kicked off the set of “Ugly Betty,” reinforcing the idea that she can’t work with anyone. Every movie project needs completion insurance and if your star has felony DUIs, a history of drug use, unrelibility and instability the cost of that insurance is gonna be astronomical. Her track and box office record means there’s no viable return to hiring her, no matter how she rationizes that it’s because she’s “not right” for every part she gets turned down on. Since Robert Altman’s dead, there’s probably very few directors willing to try getting her to show up, on time, and give a good performance
Limbaugh owns his own show, so no comparison. Limbaugh is also a master at promoting himself and spinning his past, unlike her. True or not, imagine how thrilled Sean Penn is to have her blabbing that he can’t get a callback from goatboy Rogan.
Dice | March 22, 2009 at 4:29 am
And stupid me thought going to clubs and mastering the perfect ratio of Red Bull to Vodka was a full time job. I guess that’s just her hobby.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
1moreidiotintheworld | March 22, 2009 at 7:49 am
Well…. if you can’t pay for your house, you let the bank come fetch it and toss your ass out on the street. You see, that’s what happens in the real world of
normal people out here. Go cry to your nasty dike, ‘cuz noone else gives a shit about you.
JJ | March 22, 2009 at 9:01 am
This is what happens when you have no talent…
mikeock | March 22, 2009 at 9:11 am
Let’s not forget – she never really had any talent to begin with.
mikeock | March 22, 2009 at 9:20 am
“M-m-m-m-m-m … my fingers smell like a bowler-wearing DJ.”
Alexandra | March 22, 2009 at 9:35 am
I wish she would just get on with it and OD already. This has been dragging on way too long…
joho777 | March 22, 2009 at 11:53 am
I agree with #20 techman.
If Lindsay is going to pose nude, let it be with Larry Flynt in Hustler. And we’ll all get to see her in the real ugliness of her body.
Playboy would have to airbrush Lindsay to the point that no one will be able to tell who she is or what sex she is to make her attractive!
Definitely pass on Playboy. They were really great in the 60′s and 70′s, but they’re shallow and superficial now.