Lindsay Lohan talks about being unemployed

In an interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan talks about what it’s like being unemployed. Us Weekly reports:

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.

“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.”

The 22-year-old actress — who recently fought an arrest warrant, which was recalled — goes on: “[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it…I can take it, I’m a big girl. Obviously, you don’t want me. I don’t want to do something that somebody doesn’t want me to be involved in anyway.”

But Lohan says she’s “talking to a lot of people right now” — or at least trying to.

“One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

I wouldn’t be too worried if I were you, Lindsay. I mean, you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Some sort of 80’s parody commercial? Or something? I bet that’s gonna really take off. The market for standing on rotating platforms while saying, “Click…flash…bang…wink..” is huge. Probably.