Lindsay Lohan takes the legal system very seriously

October 16th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan appearing in court today after it was revealed she failed to complete the alcohol education classes required for her probation. She almost reminds me of Lara Flynn Boyle on The Practice if Lara Flynn Boyle bathed in coke and had the acting skills of a tit mouse.

I’m only kidding, Lindsay. Arching your eyebrow totally has everyone convinced you’re paying attention and not at all thinking about delicious gin.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. leialod

    The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
    genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser

  2. jsdf

    OOPs…she forget to blame the black guys. Too bad her Susan SMith moment is over. Go away firecrotch or just make an oral sex tape to jumpstart your porn career.

  3. OMFG who makes that jacket?? who makes that jacket?? SOOOOO want!!! sexy!!!!

  4. bmose

    She must have had Judge Ito. Didn’t she have coke in her pocket too?

  5. lola

    Lindsay must be on drugs. This woman needs to be taught some respect . Some jail time is in order.

  6. Not going to say anything mean this time…..Lindsay really needs to slow down or stop before she burns out like some fireworks.
    Court ordered rehab…..before its too late

  7. Lloyd Johnson

    #8 that’s an insult to 35 year olds.

  8. KY

    shut up dumbasses. she looks fine.

  9. No return

    Jeesus…she really looks at least 10 years older. No proper family support, no positive role model in her life, crack addiction, adderall addiction, no food, no sleep…no wonder she is a mess. I hope she finds the help she needs…and doesn’t end up yet another Hollywood tragedy.

  10. Shannon

    Holy shit! She looks about 40 and disgusting!

  11. dave

    Remember when she was hot? That was a long time ago.

  12. Turd the third

    That disgusting first picture is a hoot, it looks like she is trying to look up the hootchie of that boy-wonder F’ugly girlfriend of her’s, Samantha Ronson ….I think she is going by sense of smell……arrrgggggggggg She is obviouly hooked on coke and rubber dildos and both can fuck you up pretty bad…LOL

    This is the end of today’s Trailer Trash News, brought to you by Turd (da 3rd)

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  14. D

    pic 1 is golden. LOL

  15. joho

    Over an hour late to court, and she arrived with red eyes. One of the major signs of drug addiction is the inability to meet any schedules.

    What a trainwreck. And being on probation for another year is going to finally wreck her. Lindsay’s face and body are already shot due to her addictions and her lifestyle.

    Another 12 months and Lindsay’s already horrible looks will be completely wrecked. Just try think about how much she has changed since last year.

  16. Darth

    You can tell from these pics that this crackhead can’t focus very well.

  17. kate

    Why doesn’t she just CUT HER WRISTS????

  18. kate

    Why doesn’t she just CUT HER WRISTS????

  19. Galtacticus

    Imagine her taking care as a mother of a baby.It would be a huge disaster!

  20. Rhialto

    She doesn’t know what to do.She’s mentally unable as well to take care of a baby.

  21. LPB

    I love pic #7:

    “Izzat bitch talking about ME?”

  22. jared

    Not at all a fan but I,m not a celebrity nor are my friends but I have a friend with 5 dwi’s and has never seen a day in jail. His lawyer is my lawyer and is nothing special good but not that good. He is not the only friend of mine that 3 plus dwi’s and never served a day in jail. Paris hilton served jail time after one. I think some people don’t realize that because celebritys are in the media every day they are punished more severe than us normal folk. There misfortunes are displayed on national tv and make it worse for them because the media makes it look how ever they won’t . I would really like to sit back and watch alot of us normal folk with millions of dollars and see how we end up. And then see how everybody judges you and how you feel about those judgments.

  23. Dee

    She should lay off the heroin, coke, and booze. She looks disgusting. And fuck that judge for sucking up to her and allowing her a free ride.

  24. Blow It Bob

    so sick of celebitches getting away with shit and not getting the punishment for what you & i would end up with if we did the same shit. put the fuckers in the real world and see how they fuckin fare.

  25. Jibbly Biggins

    Ouch, she has ‘meth addict’ written all over her. The premature wrinkling and sagging of the skin around her face, the pale spazed out look,

    Wonder what would happen if I walked into court an hour late? I’m sure the judge wouldn’t “root” for me.

  26. Jibbly Biggins

    Ouch, she has ‘meth addict’ written all over her. The premature wrinkling and sagging of the skin around her face, the pale spazed out look,

    Wonder what would happen if I walked into court an hour late? I’m sure the judge wouldn’t “root” for me.

  27. Nicolas

    It’s not clear. Lindsay has just been researching her lead role in the remake of the life of Frances Farmer.

  28. Nicolas

    It’s NOW clear, I meant. And for those who don’t know, here’s actress Frances Farmer at her best.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DNO0LZKObjs/SjI_MOcfLYI/AAAAAAAAACY/3ufmjpzOf20/s400/FrancesFarmer.jpg

  29. boo

    She was an hour and a half late for court and her hair looked like THAT???

    Oh well, at least she remembered to put on pants.

  30. notafan

    WHAT IS THIS LOOK AT IT THE BITCH CANT EVEN SIT UP STRAIGHT. WAS THE STUPID JUDGE EYES OPEN? IF HEY WERE HE OR SHE WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT IT WAS H. I. G. H. AND SEND IT STRAIGHT TO REHAD..

  31. kate

    the second time i messed up probation (b/c of a small reason, like hers) i got 25 days in jail and terminated my probation UNsuccessfully. and it was my first charge ever. total bullshit. but the girl needs help, i just wish her the best. no one deserves the miserable life associated with drugs.

  32. Bum ba bum

    Nicolas, idk what you’re talking about — that picture of Frances Farmer is sexy. She’s hot as mess.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/35422971@N07/3522850181/

  33. Cracker

    #8:

    She looks WAY older than 35. I’m 40 and I don’t have lines all over my face. I have a few crow’s feet, I guess, but everything else looks pretty much smooth — way less messed up than whatever the Lohan’s (meth) got going on. I’m pretty sure I’m not the exception, either.

  34. OMG, she looks so OLD

  35. Lisa

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s really beautiful on those photos?

  36. AMO

    She should not have that many wrinkles at her age. It would have also been nice if she would’ve taken a shower before going to court.

  37. Amber

    This is depressing, Lindsay go back to your natural red locks, gain 15 pounds, mostly in the fun bags area. Watch the parent trap, remember how to act, and no matter what you do never under any circumstances make another movie as bad as “I know who killed me” and “Georgia rule.”

  38. Amber

    This is depressing, Lindsay go back to your natural red locks, gain 15 pounds, mostly in the fun bags area. Watch the parent trap, remember how to act, and no matter what you do never under any circumstances make another movie as bad as “I know who killed me” and “Georgia rule.”

  39. Maree

    Well, another example of a young person who fucks up their life. She should be grateful or would she like to be like the mere rest of us.

  40. herbiefrog

    …are you all cross cos you dont got any drugs… is it ?

    if so…]

    if not

  41. If only her acting was as mesmerising as her fucked-up life, she’d be stupendously rich.
    She is aging nicely.

  42. ou dont got any drugs… is it ?

  43. She seriously needs to clean up her act :/

  44. bronwyn
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey kim just got my kardashian konfidentialas a gift from my BOYFRIEND! I totes love the book (a word I picked up from you guys)lol! I was wondering when in december khloe and yourself would be coming to south africa I’m really hoping for a autograph? :o)

  45. sharlene
    Commented on this photo:

    Love your look. Looking to cut my hair so looking for a new look. Lol

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