Here’s Lindsay Lohan appearing in court today after it was revealed she failed to complete the alcohol education classes required for her probation. She almost reminds me of Lara Flynn Boyle on The Practice if Lara Flynn Boyle bathed in coke and had the acting skills of a tit mouse.
I’m only kidding, Lindsay. Arching your eyebrow totally has everyone convinced you’re paying attention and not at all thinking about delicious gin.
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Richard McBeef | October 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Cocaine.
Mirado | October 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Looks like we have a replacement for Heath Ledgers Joker. Jesus.
treeka | October 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm
She looks so sad. :(
cc | October 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Can you believe that?! Her eyes are bloodshot!
JonGosselin | October 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I would hit that with or without a lawsuit.
Jenna | October 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Thems be the wrinkles that a young lassie gets after being strung out on drugs for three days straight.
(I speak from former weekend bender experience)
bb | October 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm
She looks 35. *yawn* Wake me when the E! True Hollywood Story happens.
mdotcdot | October 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm
girl could use some botox.. almost a hot mess
Zee Brat | October 16, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Pictures number 2 and 4 are the best.
Parker | October 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Now you know what it looks like when a clown takes off the makeup.
Alex | October 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm
what’s that on her arm on pic 16? the one that’s circled?
Someone please off whorehan ASAP | October 16, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I am absolutely irate & disgusted with the judge in this case. In case you didn’t know, whorehan showed up for court 1 & 1/2 hours late. After speaking with her, the judge gave her an additional year of probation, ordered her to finish her alcohol education classes, and then said “I’m rooting for you”. WHAT THE FUCK?
So, let’s summarize. The coked out & drunk twat has 2 DUI’s, is put on probation and is ordered to complete an alcohol education class. No jailtime, no big fines, nothing. So, the coked out & drunk twat then blows off the alcohol education classes, consistently is seen drinking in bars & at parties, shows up to court 1 & 1/2 hours late and is slapped on the wrist. Then is told by the judge “I’m rooting for you”.
This just proves what most of us have suspected for a long time: there’s a separate set of laws for celebrities. If any of us normal folk had blown off our probation requirements, and then arrogantly shown up for court 1 & 1/2 hours late, we’d be in jail right now. I hope to god whorehan doesn’t arrogantly drive drunk & kill someone; if she does, it’s on the judge’s head…
fuck hohan | October 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Nice. Bloodshot eyes, bags under her eyes, stupid faux heavy metal collar on her jacket, mugging for the cameras, arrogantly smirking & smiling. If I were a judge, and the defendent acted like this in my court after ignoring my orders, I’d be tempted to throw the book at her just to smack her down. Looks like blowjobhan got away with another middle finger salute to all of us & the judicial system.
McHuge | October 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Y’all know you want to hit that. Admit it!
LL – call me! ;)
McHuge | October 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Y’all know you want to hit that. Admit it!
LL – call me! ;)
Taz | October 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Yikes! I’d still tap it!
nose hair clipper | October 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Wow she is looking so old.
crazypants | October 16, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I’ll say this again – Lindsay is a very talented young actress and a very attractive 23 yo woman – when she’s not STRUNG OUT – DRUNK – HIGH 24 hrs a day!
Someone please help this woman – she looks like shit, she’s going to die. Shit ain’t funny.
Venom | October 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Hahaha. This chick is pure comedy. Everytime she pops up she looks worse!
J-Lo | October 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I think that mark on her arm (red circle pic) is either (1) a track mark, or (2) when she might have put her arm through a plate glass window in a drunken domestic spat, or (3) she’s a cutter–an overzealous cutter.
Pervy Dervish | October 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsF/6200-24475.gif
She looks like edward furlong in American History X
MattZilla | October 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I’d maybe lay off the drugs for awhile, doesn’t she own a mirror? her looks are her livelihood(mispelled?) can’t believe it but she looks twice her age already, still i’d invite her to my pants party
sarah | October 16, 2009 at 5:46 pm
what’s wrong? that’s what i wear to court and i’m a lawyer!
Phil McCracken | October 16, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Yeah, it’s pretty fucked up that she can basically walk into court any time she pleases, and have the judge eating out of her hand. I had a DUI when I was 16, for a single beer and an illegal left turn at 2am with not a single other car on the road except a cop parked in a dark alleyway. If my parents hadn’t sprung for a lawyer, the fuckers were going to throw me in juvenile hall for 5 days, give me 1000 hours of community service and take my license until my 21st birthday — my life would basically have sucked for the next 5 years, AND I WASN’T EVEN FUCKING DRUNK (btw, always get a fucking lawyer). And here is a girl who’s basically thrown her entire life away because she’s an idiot who doesn’t realize she’s never going to be anything but average, she does coke up the ass, crashes cars while drunk, basically lives the Hollywood drugged out lifestyle, and gets to shit all over the legal system just because she’s been in one decent movie. WTF?????
Ek | October 16, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Fuck, Phil, I didn’t fucking know getting a fucking lawyer was that fucking important.
Phil McCracken | October 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Why do I feel like I’m covered in fire ants?
norton | October 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Obviously in LA there is a thing called “celebrity priviledge”.
I could smell the alcohol on her breath through my monitor.
superstar | October 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm
The 4th picture reminds me of the face Heath Ledger makes in The Dark Knight when he’s in that questioning room saying, ‘Do you wanna know which of your friends were cowards?’
The indoctrination of Rough | October 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm
-FREE LILO-
nicole | October 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm
even her teeth are yellow :/
jake | October 16, 2009 at 6:18 pm
she looks like faye dunaway playing a 60+ year old joan crawford in the film mommie dearest
herbiefrog | October 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm
…and there you have it : )))
a w ho le mmovie
[in one frame l o l : ))))))))))))))))))))
herbiefrog | October 16, 2009 at 6:35 pm
…oops
s i x t e e n frames
[[[ok were … etc
aaaaarrrggghhhhhh . . . [to be continued …maybe?
Crocoduck | October 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I love freckles!
Jeff | October 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Wait a second, did she just finish saying “…and then Kuzco will drink the potion and turn into a Llama! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
sharkbite01 | October 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I’d still do her. I would wear 3 condoms, but I’d still do her.
isa | October 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm
poor beautiful girl. i hope she gets better soon.
Princesslove | October 16, 2009 at 7:03 pm
What the hell is up with pic #16 (the last one)? It’s circled in red… Seriously? What the hell is that?
Ala | October 16, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Her mother is delusional..
BodyForWife | October 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Man, she looks like ten miles of bad road.
ginger | October 16, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Did she just turn 65 years old? jeez…
vito | October 16, 2009 at 9:16 pm
*****HEY EVERYONE, LISTEN UP*****
Lilo is having a party in her mouth. She wants everyone to come!
a circumcized jew | October 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm
why are american women so damn ugly?
Josh | October 16, 2009 at 10:15 pm
She reminds me of those before and after anti meth posters. Wow. Used to be a cutie pie, now she looks like a train wreck.
me | October 16, 2009 at 10:20 pm
shame. she was adorable as a kid in the Parent Trap. Shame shame shame….. and yeah, I agree that she was a talented kid. Her parents don’t seem to care about her. SHAME on them.
Clee Clee | October 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Horrid lip injections
leialod | October 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
leialod | October 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
leialod | October 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser
leialod | October 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The only thing this crackaddicted white whore is
genius and smart at is endangering society and getting away with it. As far as talent she is way fucking below average. Loser