Lindsay Lohan sycophant issues statement

January 6th, 2010 // 49 Comments

Patrick Aufdenkamp, the long-time Lindsay Lohan companion accused of stealing her clothing designs, issued the following statement to Perez Hilton last night:

“I stand by my integrity as an artist and my morals as a business person. I would like to see any shred of evidence that supports those ridiculous allegations, there is no evidence and there will be nothing Lindsay or her company can find to show otherwise. I’m way too creative of an individual to need to steal anything design-related from that girl. She knows how much my new line means to me and has seen first hand all the HARD and HONEST work I have put into bringing it to life. The fact that she is trying to take that away from me with a guilt free conscious and can still sleep at night, is in essence, (for those of you who may not already know) exactly what kind of person she is right now. Throughout our entire friendship I have always respected her, her privacy, and wanted nothing but the best. It breaks my heart to see someone I once looked up to, turned to, and considered a sister, stoop to a new kind of low. Just because her career is stuck at a stand still, mine is just taking off. I could not be more thankful for the place I am in today. And am far too creative to need or want these designs of “her’s” that simply don’t exist. I give credit when it is due and my line that is about to come out next month is 100 percent, my own. I think she should start off this year by addressing the REAL issues that face her life first…
From the bottom of my heart, I wish her nothing but a happy & healthy 2010.

Even though this guy is apparently a mooch of the highest order, I believe him. Mostly because there’s no way Lindsay Lohan was sitting around the house sketching workable clothing designs. (Not counting the economy size coke satchel with rolled-up 20 clip.)

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Comments (49)

  1. J.D. | January 6, 2010 at 11:17 am

    The ugly chick on the left has really hairy legs.

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  2. terri | January 6, 2010 at 11:22 am

    oh my gosh she her hair is red maybe lindsay is getting back on track

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  3. Charlie | January 6, 2010 at 11:22 am

    Wow. This guy looks like a Sasha Baron Cohen character. Not Borat, not Bruno but Glom….. What a shit storm these people are. I tend to believe him too, but if you lie with pigs..you too will smell like a pig.

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  4. Who Cares? | January 6, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Who the fuck cares?

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  5. Giorgio! | January 6, 2010 at 11:26 am

    She makes a really hot red head! Damn!

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  6. Great White Pygmy | January 6, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Not that I’m on Lindsay’s side but I tend not to believe people who say they are “way to creative” to steal others ideas. Some of the most popular and successful authors, film makers, and artists are nothing but rip-off artists. ( Andy Warhol, Quentin Tarantino, J.K. Rowling, and almost every Hollywood screen writer.) And the Halloween mask industry is filled with unscrupulous thieves. I’ve seen it I know it, I lived it! OK I’m done w/ my rant

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  7. homosessssooalay | January 6, 2010 at 11:34 am

    This guy, is gay. Gay with a side order of George Michael and followed up by Elton John for dessert.

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  8. bruce banner | January 6, 2010 at 11:35 am

    that might be the least attractive group of people i’ve ever seen.

    if this guy has soooo much integrity, then why the hell is he speaking to perez hilton.

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  9. bruce banner | January 6, 2010 at 11:35 am

    that might be the least attractive group of people i’ve ever seen.

    if this guy has soooo much integrity, then why the hell is he speaking to perez hilton.

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  10. Great White Pygmy | January 6, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Oh and I forgot to mention That Geekology Writer! (Hahahahahahah)

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  11. LPB | January 6, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Plus, it sounds like leggings make up most of the “collection”. Which is good, because judging by that picture, all three of them could do with a pair of leggings.

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  12. Rodham | January 6, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Who forgot to flush?

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  13. God of Thunder | January 6, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Yeah… We really needed to hear from this Bozo.

    Who cares about these ugly talentless idiots!

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  14. seabee | January 6, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Blohan is always being robbed! It’s amazing. Although, it ought to be pretty easy to figure out whose telling the truth here. I doubt they draw exactly the same. And based on Blohan’s revolutionary designs for ripped pantihose and her Ungaro debaucle, it’s rather questionable anyone is interested her design skills at this point.

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  15. Fee-Fee | January 6, 2010 at 11:56 am

    heres anotha red-neck thats gonna die of skin cancer or a drug overdose might a well wipe the whiteys from the face of the earth

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  16. J.D. | January 6, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    @ 15. Fee-Fee — That sir was a weak troll

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  17. toothepoint | January 6, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Oh dear, yet another cunning plan to bring attention to something someone just happens to be selling. A coincidence that the collection is coming out next month? Easy press.

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  18. Joe Blow | January 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Top resolutions this and every other blog SHOULD have made:

    1. No coverage of Lindsay Lohan, unless it’s to announce her death.

    2. No coverage of ANY Kardashian, unless it’s to announce their death.

    3. No coverage of Heidi Montag, unless it’s to announce her death.

    4. No coverage of Spencer Pratt, unless it’s to announce that he was kidnapped, ass-raped for three weeks, and then beat to death with a hard-cover copy of that fucking How to be Famous book.

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  19. OTP | January 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    The gay claims to be a designer, but he’s out in public wearing that shit?!

    This is all a publicity stunt, which is why gay Perez Hilton is involved.

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  20. Mal Gusto | January 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    His fashion line?? Who will be the target audience? Hippy douchbag looking fags?

    Oh, and Lindsay “…still sleep at night….” LOL…like she sleeps.

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  21. Mac | January 6, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    I stopped reading after the guy said “Someone I looked up to”.

    I already thought he was a hideous chud but this confirms he did in fact steal her ugly clothing designs. He thinks she is such a bad person and yet he looked up to her? My ass…. he was mooching off her because she had lots of money. If that dude has ever been laid by someone who isn’t ugly, it’s because Lindsay hooked him up. Probably had to pay the girls.

    Lindsay is ick but this dude is pathetic.

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  22. Jimboooo! | January 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    What’s wrong with the chick at the back’s leg? What’s that about?

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  23. j m | January 6, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    It would nice if the losers would stop being jealous
    of supermodel Ali and movie star Lindsay.

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  24. Fuck you | January 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    @23

    And it would be nice if you sucked a cock.

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  25. cc | January 6, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    I beat the shit out of a guy who looked just like that. When I was 8.

    Ewwww, the girl at that back has lower legs that look like the legs of stool.

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  26. yeah right | January 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Look at these photographs. What person in their right mind would think either one of these two idiots have any style or fashion sense whatsoever?
    So who really gives a rat’s ass whose “Designs” they were — I’m sure they’ll be just as BUTT UGLY as the clothes they’re wearing here!!

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  27. Mike Walker | January 6, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    I just vomited.

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  28. Yeah...right | January 6, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Lindsay has always looked much hotter as a redhead, she should really stick to it instead of her sickly blonde look.

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  29. SOS | January 6, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    omg that guy…. gimme a break

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  30. Katie G | January 6, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    LiLo needs to switch back to red (it’s an old pic, she’s blonde) and stop toting her 15yo sister (in the back) around. She needs to get an education that doesn’t involve coke and anorexia. Look at her frickin leg! Ew!

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  31. Tony Foxtrot | January 6, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Alright, I’ll say it.

    I wanna have sex with Ali Lohan.

    Twice.

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  32. krissy | January 6, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    that dude looks like the youngest kid from home improvement…seriously in the other pics I have seen hes a dead ringer…..

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  33. Doc Schweinstrudel | January 6, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Wow the way they both are dressed only makes me wonder what kind of used toilet paper we will see on the catwalk.

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    the man’s style is very good , i like his tshirt & the slippers
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  35. Kevin | January 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Ali’s 16 now. Lindsay’s 23. You’ll likely see them together a lot. They need each other, they really are not in a good situation. Losing Patrick’s friendship is likely to be hard on LIndsay and hopefully with Ali around she won’t spiral into very self-destructive behavior.

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  36. winter olympics | January 6, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Thats is really least expected. That dude really looks good and cute.

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  37. Fercho | January 7, 2010 at 3:01 am

    Which one is Lindsay on this picture?

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  38. lyn | January 7, 2010 at 3:17 am

    i use to like her (parent trap, mean girls, confessions of a teenage drama queen) she use to be a good role model .. tbut hen she just got really…. stupid….

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  39. lyn | January 7, 2010 at 3:17 am

    i use to like her (parent trap, mean girls, confessions of a teenage drama queen) she use to be a good role model .. but then she just got really…. stupid….

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  40. lyn | January 7, 2010 at 3:17 am

    i use to like her (parent trap, mean girls, confessions of a teenage drama queen) she use to be a good role model .. but then she just got really…. stupid….

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  41. :D | January 7, 2010 at 4:20 am

    When will we all wake up and just fucking stone these people, stupid useless rich celebrities…..look at the crap out there……man we could use them for Biofuels or perhaps just et them….you know eat the rich ;)

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  42. cc | January 7, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Don’t be fooled, he’s actually just a stockboy at Hemp Hut.

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  43. Stefany | January 7, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Why isn’t Ali in school? Has she dropped out? Or is she getting the same “private tutor” education that Lindsay received? Good freakin’ luck. Christ, that girl could barely spell: does anyone remember the emails she sent to Al Gore??

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  44. dffdf | January 8, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    He is prolly the reason why she started dressing like that in the 1st place.

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    saggy but floppy, cool

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  46. Narcissist | January 9, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    Pic 1 : Pootie is talking to Ali on the phone about what a loser Lindsay is. “OMG, do you see that loser outfit she’s wearing? OMG!”

    Lindsay does look good with red hair. Who would have guessed?

    @ 6 and 10 – How could you forget George Lucas? If you like anything about Star Wars I doubt Lucas had anything to do with it.

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