Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the three guys in the SUV she drunkenly commandeered to chase down her assistant last year. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro are seeking unspecified damages (Read: We’ll settle for a quick mil and/or boob grab.) and described the traumatic incident in their lawsuit. People reports:
“Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed,” the lawsuit says. “Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death.”
The lawsuit adds: “She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants.”
Lohan’s attorney, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ.com the lawsuit is “absurd.”
“These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in,” he says.
“She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants.” Okay, now they’re laying it on a little thick. Next they’re going to say she wore a top hat and monocle and tried to lower Batman into a vat of acid – then kicked a puppy.
Dave | October 22, 2008 at 9:24 am
first firesnatch
The Penguin | October 22, 2008 at 9:30 am
You know nothing of my work superficial writer! For that you shall be dipped in a vat of penguin poo! Wah ah ah!
1WildWolf | October 22, 2008 at 9:34 am
She’s starting to look like shit again…..
Uncle Eccoli | October 22, 2008 at 9:41 am
You seriously doubt that she claimed that her celebrity status exempts her from the rule of law? Sued? She ought to be prosecuted.
spamfighter | October 22, 2008 at 9:42 am
“”These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in,” he says.”
I just wanna say that I like the knobs on the radio
True Dat Peeps | October 22, 2008 at 9:47 am
“Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed,” the lawsuit says. “Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death.”
Sounds like a typical night in a LL gangbang-who wants a ride on the “crazy train?” So what’s the reason for being so upset?
hendero | October 22, 2008 at 9:48 am
She should countersue “Jakon” for having a stupid fucking name.
The Vessel | October 22, 2008 at 9:49 am
Last!
confused | October 22, 2008 at 10:02 am
I see he “dresses on the right”
confused | October 22, 2008 at 10:02 am
I see he “dresses on the right”
confused | October 22, 2008 at 10:02 am
I see he “dresses on the right”
Ted from LA | October 22, 2008 at 10:18 am
I see dead people.
Obama will lose to Palin | October 22, 2008 at 10:20 am
“Dante Nigro”…tell me that little fucker didn’t get his ass kicked in high school.
With a name like that (and Jakon) they should feel lucky they even got that close to a celebrity.
Chenush | October 22, 2008 at 11:13 am
ewwwwww What with the grandma shirt?///
ugly.
libbi | October 22, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Does anyone even care about this post-disney ranga muppet anymore?
Vince Lombardi | October 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Where are the damages? Can’t sue someone if you didn’t suffer damages? “Oh, gosh, I was frightened!” If that was actionable, I would sue everyone I saw on the freeway talking on their cellphone.
James | September 22, 2010 at 2:10 am
Vince Dumass… step out of your all forgiving fantasy and realize she stole a vehicle, kidnapped the passengers, and fled down the highway… The damages were done, when the doc pulled you out by the head with forceps!
Rough Daddy | October 22, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Is that a recent pic? she never had pimples by her lips, before she turn into a labia lover….
scott | October 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
fags
Karl Markhart | October 22, 2008 at 3:19 pm
If you thought this was bad, Lindsey’s dad Michael Lohan has started his own website for his charity boxing match. http://www.LohanFight.com
JT | October 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
The only think attractive about her is her eyes. Her implants and orange-y skin are quite disgusting. Also, the fact the she tries too hard to hide her freckles.
Randal | October 22, 2008 at 4:02 pm
It’s so good to see you again Lindsay and even after all the time that has gone by since you stopped by at the Fish, you’re still looking as beautiful as ever. Your high cheek bones make you glow, as does your stunning smile.
Stay healthy because you look GREAT!
Randal
darrenleigh101 | October 22, 2008 at 10:26 pm
she looks absolutely stunning, she’s beautiful girl, love her freckles. back the f*ck-off haters!
whatcha mean by name bitches?? | October 23, 2008 at 12:06 am
Uh, fucking ugly freckled skank. Everything looks shit on her. She has shitty skin. Fucking hate her, so fucking annoying. Just die already.
timmy the dying boy | October 23, 2008 at 12:11 am
Q: What’s dumber than getting into a car with a driver who’s obviously hammered?
A: Doing that when the driver is Lindsay Lohan.
The only possible worse choice is Billy Joel, or any hockey player.
gerard Vandenberg | October 23, 2008 at 12:32 am
PLEASE LET HER BEG FOR MERCY, folks!!
(but don’t)
NY Ted | October 23, 2008 at 3:04 am
What LiLo really needs is 3 GIANT PRICKS filling all of her orifices at once!
That would cure what ails her…!!
Ananana | October 23, 2008 at 6:16 am
meh… she actually looks good. for a change…
Helen | October 29, 2008 at 7:43 am
Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
James | September 22, 2010 at 2:05 am
UNFRICKENBELEIVABLE! I If I jump in your vehicle, hold u hostage, drive in a DUI state down a highway, refusing to stop, with a bag of COCAIN in my pocket, I MIGHT see daylight in ummm 25 years!! THis lil tramp ends up doing 25 days…. Such Bullshit… Whats wore is the world sits back and ignores the irronic way some laws dont apply to the special?