Lindsay Lohan sued by DUI passengers

October 22nd, 2008 // 30 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the three guys in the SUV she drunkenly commandeered to chase down her assistant last year. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro are seeking unspecified damages (Read: We’ll settle for a quick mil and/or boob grab.) and described the traumatic incident in their lawsuit. People reports:

“Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed,” the lawsuit says. “Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death.”
The lawsuit adds: “She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants.”
Lohan’s attorney, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ.com the lawsuit is “absurd.”
“These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in,” he says.

“She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants.” Okay, now they’re laying it on a little thick. Next they’re going to say she wore a top hat and monocle and tried to lower Batman into a vat of acid – then kicked a puppy.

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  1. Dave

    first firesnatch

  2. The Penguin

    You know nothing of my work superficial writer! For that you shall be dipped in a vat of penguin poo! Wah ah ah!

  3. 1WildWolf

    She’s starting to look like shit again…..

  4. Uncle Eccoli

    You seriously doubt that she claimed that her celebrity status exempts her from the rule of law? Sued? She ought to be prosecuted.

  5. “”These guys had the night of their lives, playing with the radio and leaving the vehicle at one point and getting back in,” he says.”

    I just wanna say that I like the knobs on the radio

  6. True Dat Peeps

    “Dante and Jakon continued to implore Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives and that they could be killed,” the lawsuit says. “Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death.”

    Sounds like a typical night in a LL gangbang-who wants a ride on the “crazy train?” So what’s the reason for being so upset?

  7. hendero

    She should countersue “Jakon” for having a stupid fucking name.

  8. The Vessel

    Last!

  9. confused

    I see he “dresses on the right”

  10. confused

    I see he “dresses on the right”

  11. confused

    I see he “dresses on the right”

  12. Ted from LA

    I see dead people.

  13. “Dante Nigro”…tell me that little fucker didn’t get his ass kicked in high school.

    With a name like that (and Jakon) they should feel lucky they even got that close to a celebrity.

  14. Chenush

    ewwwwww What with the grandma shirt?///
    ugly.

  15. libbi

    Does anyone even care about this post-disney ranga muppet anymore?

  16. Vince Lombardi

    Where are the damages? Can’t sue someone if you didn’t suffer damages? “Oh, gosh, I was frightened!” If that was actionable, I would sue everyone I saw on the freeway talking on their cellphone.

    • James

      Vince Dumass… step out of your all forgiving fantasy and realize she stole a vehicle, kidnapped the passengers, and fled down the highway… The damages were done, when the doc pulled you out by the head with forceps!

  17. Is that a recent pic? she never had pimples by her lips, before she turn into a labia lover….

  18. scott

    fags

  19. If you thought this was bad, Lindsey’s dad Michael Lohan has started his own website for his charity boxing match. http://www.LohanFight.com

  20. JT

    The only think attractive about her is her eyes. Her implants and orange-y skin are quite disgusting. Also, the fact the she tries too hard to hide her freckles.

  21. Randal

    It’s so good to see you again Lindsay and even after all the time that has gone by since you stopped by at the Fish, you’re still looking as beautiful as ever. Your high cheek bones make you glow, as does your stunning smile.

    Stay healthy because you look GREAT!

    Randal

  22. darrenleigh101

    she looks absolutely stunning, she’s beautiful girl, love her freckles. back the f*ck-off haters!

  23. whatcha mean by name bitches??

    Uh, fucking ugly freckled skank. Everything looks shit on her. She has shitty skin. Fucking hate her, so fucking annoying. Just die already.

  24. timmy the dying boy

    Q: What’s dumber than getting into a car with a driver who’s obviously hammered?

    A: Doing that when the driver is Lindsay Lohan.

    The only possible worse choice is Billy Joel, or any hockey player.

  25. PLEASE LET HER BEG FOR MERCY, folks!!
    (but don’t)

  26. NY Ted

    What LiLo really needs is 3 GIANT PRICKS filling all of her orifices at once!
    That would cure what ails her…!!

  27. Ananana

    meh… she actually looks good. for a change…

  28. Wow…, she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  29. James

    UNFRICKENBELEIVABLE! I If I jump in your vehicle, hold u hostage, drive in a DUI state down a highway, refusing to stop, with a bag of COCAIN in my pocket, I MIGHT see daylight in ummm 25 years!! THis lil tramp ends up doing 25 days…. Such Bullshit… Whats wore is the world sits back and ignores the irronic way some laws dont apply to the special?

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