Lindsay Lohan continues her Hawaiian vacation, and after looking at these shots, I’m convinced she’s trying to land the role of Gollum in The Hobbit. Seriously, all that’s missing is her eating a raw fis- Wow, I’m going to stop right there.
NOTE: According to this pic, apparently I was way off on Sam and Lindsay’s relationship. Way, way off. Did not see that coming.
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Jackson Ocho | April 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
First! http://mudslider.mybrute.com
htdg | April 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm
52nd
JoeyJoJo | April 28, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Second – my god those toes!
http://joeyjojo.mybrute.com -> try to pwn…
http://www.popduds.com | April 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I can’t believe I once found her attractive. I’m so sorry, penis!
ERIKA | April 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm
she´s gorgeous
too many bones pokin out
but gorgeous
ERIKA | April 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm
she´s gorgeous
too many bones pokin out
but gorgeous
JimO | April 28, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Is she a virgin? I wonder
Phil | April 28, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Yeah, but her instability and neediness more than makes up for her rapid aging.
smarg | April 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Vacationing alone, no one will hire her, drug and alcohol. issues…
I give her about 2 years.
andie | April 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I am thirty-four years old and that girl has more lines on her face than me. She is NOT aging well, and that’s a sad thing to have to say about a woman as young as her.
Beans Baxter | April 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm
I would eat the crotch of her bikini bottoms.
p0nk | April 28, 2009 at 12:58 pm
7, Her left ear is the last remaining virginal port… and it’s all yours.
Schmeeky | April 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Is that an ass tattoo poking it’s head up over her bikini bottom? Classy.
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 1:00 pm
pOnk!! how’s it hanging? Oops, my bad, nothing there.
Reg | April 28, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Wait, is she peeing standing up in the last picture?
RichPort's Ghost | April 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
She seriously looks like a child from behind… which might work well for my good friend Still White, but it makes me feel like kicking Michael Jackson in the dick for some reason.
Jeezy | April 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm
NO!
fap fap fap | April 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Screw the cops, show the pictures of her sister in a bikini. They’re both there, not just Lindsay. Her sister is an exception to the usual rules because we now know she’ll look like a 30-year-old when she’s 18.
OnlyGayEskimo | April 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm
The way her hands and feet look like they belong on a Sasquatch really turns me on.
caliwine | April 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm
those are some rock climbing toe’s ,,,
jesternhell | April 28, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I Know I Just Threw Up in My Mouth, please stop, she has not talent and no class, she will be doing porn in no time just to pay her bills.
Janey | April 28, 2009 at 1:20 pm
She prolly has the Coochie Flu.
Ella | April 28, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I know Lindsay is only vacationing here, but why do I get the feeling her sanity is just about gone?
Also, the Gollum comment? Spot on. I thought the exact same thing before I read the caption.
grobpilot | April 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
That last pic: Is she whipping out her crank to take a leak? Maybe that’s why Sam gave her the heave-ho.
Jason | April 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Tell you what for as skinny as she is she’s still bringing the boobers!!!
hello | April 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm
WTF is pic 9 ??
Jason | April 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Is that gollum crawlin around on the rocks!?….oh wait it Lindsey No-man!!
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm
@25 yeah, she’ll still have a nice rack when the anorexia bends her over.
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! You can get a 10-day free trial of WoW………………..*runs out of building yelling the good news**
Deacon Jones | April 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I hit it.
Anus Licker | April 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I’ve seen more ass on a Somali teenage pirate!
chupacabra | April 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm
those arms and ribs … looks very anorexic to me.
Famous Plastic | April 28, 2009 at 1:40 pm
She certainly is looking very Gollum-esque. She needs to put on at least 5lbs
Charles Few | April 28, 2009 at 1:42 pm
My gawd! She’s gone from a plump, toothsome 20-something to a withered, cackling sea-hag!
It’s like she’s racing Pam Anderson for “most used-up looking,” and WINNING.
Doc | April 28, 2009 at 1:45 pm
She looks anorexic and probably stopped menstruating.
#10
Poor eating habits can cause one to age sooner due to the lack of nutrients the body needs.
kels | April 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm
never found her attractive. she always scowls, looks dirty and is aging BADLY. i’m hitting thirty in a week and she looks way older than me. she needs to gain some lbs and stay away from the sun. white pasty folk like her tend to age a lot faster and the sun won’t help her. SHE’S NASTY!!
kels | April 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm
never found her attractive. she always scowls, looks dirty and is aging BADLY. i’m hitting thirty in a week and she looks way older than me. she needs to gain some lbs and stay away from the sun. white pasty folk like her tend to age a lot faster and the sun won’t help her. SHE’S NASTY!!
JPRichardson | April 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
She’s all sorts of ugly and wasted. Even her toes are disgusting. Her saggy ass is ridiculous. Those protruding plastic bags on her chest are absurd. And all those bones showing…
But let’s be honest. It is true she has looked healthier in the past, but she has NEVER been beautiful.
Farles Chew | April 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm
#35, you mean they were lying when they told us that Red Bull and vodka are nutritionally complete? Maybe that’s why my bones are so brittle . . .
noah lieske | April 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm
She must be glutton for punishment. She is nasty. Period.
whoa | April 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm
The picture of health.
Ed Castillo | April 28, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Redheads don’t age well.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 28, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Hmmm Lilo “the rebirth” come to think of it salt water can get rid of all type of past stench…
Pooberry Crunch | April 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm
#15…she’s giving the dog a golden shower.
um what? | April 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Re: kels
um what the hell are you talking about? “white pastey folk” age faster…
leathery, tan, plastic people who stay out in the sun age faster u dumb fuck.
mikeock | April 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I wonder if she shoots out sawdust when she queefs?
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 2:38 pm
The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Our only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet! *fish slap*
Rain | April 28, 2009 at 2:38 pm
She reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Zanna | April 28, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@48 – isn’t that what the article said?
GuyHolly | April 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Zanna– are you in hiding?