Lindsay Lohan still wearing a bikini

April 28th, 2009 // 166 Comments

Lindsay Lohan continues her Hawaiian vacation, and after looking at these shots, I’m convinced she’s trying to land the role of Gollum in The Hobbit. Seriously, all that’s missing is her eating a raw fis- Wow, I’m going to stop right there.

NOTE: According to this pic, apparently I was way off on Sam and Lindsay’s relationship. Way, way off. Did not see that coming.


  1. JoeyJoJo

    Second – my god those toes!

    http://joeyjojo.mybrute.com -> try to pwn…

  2. I can’t believe I once found her attractive. I’m so sorry, penis!

  3. ERIKA

    she´s gorgeous

    too many bones pokin out

    but gorgeous

  4. ERIKA

    she´s gorgeous

    too many bones pokin out

    but gorgeous

  5. JimO

    Is she a virgin? I wonder

  6. Phil

    Yeah, but her instability and neediness more than makes up for her rapid aging.

  7. smarg

    Vacationing alone, no one will hire her, drug and alcohol. issues…

    I give her about 2 years.

  8. andie

    I am thirty-four years old and that girl has more lines on her face than me. She is NOT aging well, and that’s a sad thing to have to say about a woman as young as her.

  9. Beans Baxter

    I would eat the crotch of her bikini bottoms.

  10. p0nk

    7, Her left ear is the last remaining virginal port… and it’s all yours.

  11. Schmeeky

    Is that an ass tattoo poking it’s head up over her bikini bottom? Classy.

  12. pOnk!! how’s it hanging? Oops, my bad, nothing there.

  13. Reg

    Wait, is she peeing standing up in the last picture?

  14. She seriously looks like a child from behind… which might work well for my good friend Still White, but it makes me feel like kicking Michael Jackson in the dick for some reason.

  15. fap fap fap

    Screw the cops, show the pictures of her sister in a bikini. They’re both there, not just Lindsay. Her sister is an exception to the usual rules because we now know she’ll look like a 30-year-old when she’s 18.

  16. OnlyGayEskimo

    The way her hands and feet look like they belong on a Sasquatch really turns me on.

  17. caliwine

    those are some rock climbing toe’s ,,,

  18. jesternhell

    I Know I Just Threw Up in My Mouth, please stop, she has not talent and no class, she will be doing porn in no time just to pay her bills.

  19. She prolly has the Coochie Flu.

  20. Ella

    I know Lindsay is only vacationing here, but why do I get the feeling her sanity is just about gone?

    Also, the Gollum comment? Spot on. I thought the exact same thing before I read the caption.

  21. grobpilot

    That last pic: Is she whipping out her crank to take a leak? Maybe that’s why Sam gave her the heave-ho.

  22. Jason

    Tell you what for as skinny as she is she’s still bringing the boobers!!!

  23. hello

    WTF is pic 9 ??

  24. Jason

    Is that gollum crawlin around on the rocks!?….oh wait it Lindsey No-man!!

  25. @25 yeah, she’ll still have a nice rack when the anorexia bends her over.

  26. COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! You can get a 10-day free trial of WoW………………..*runs out of building yelling the good news**

  27. Deacon Jones

    I hit it.

  28. Anus Licker

    I’ve seen more ass on a Somali teenage pirate!

  29. chupacabra

    those arms and ribs … looks very anorexic to me.

  30. She certainly is looking very Gollum-esque. She needs to put on at least 5lbs

  31. Charles Few

    My gawd! She’s gone from a plump, toothsome 20-something to a withered, cackling sea-hag!

    It’s like she’s racing Pam Anderson for “most used-up looking,” and WINNING.

  32. Doc

    She looks anorexic and probably stopped menstruating.

    #10
    Poor eating habits can cause one to age sooner due to the lack of nutrients the body needs.

  33. kels

    never found her attractive. she always scowls, looks dirty and is aging BADLY. i’m hitting thirty in a week and she looks way older than me. she needs to gain some lbs and stay away from the sun. white pasty folk like her tend to age a lot faster and the sun won’t help her. SHE’S NASTY!!

  34. kels

    never found her attractive. she always scowls, looks dirty and is aging BADLY. i’m hitting thirty in a week and she looks way older than me. she needs to gain some lbs and stay away from the sun. white pasty folk like her tend to age a lot faster and the sun won’t help her. SHE’S NASTY!!

  35. JPRichardson

    She’s all sorts of ugly and wasted. Even her toes are disgusting. Her saggy ass is ridiculous. Those protruding plastic bags on her chest are absurd. And all those bones showing…

    But let’s be honest. It is true she has looked healthier in the past, but she has NEVER been beautiful.

  36. Farles Chew

    #35, you mean they were lying when they told us that Red Bull and vodka are nutritionally complete? Maybe that’s why my bones are so brittle . . .

  37. noah lieske

    She must be glutton for punishment. She is nasty. Period.

  38. whoa

    The picture of health.

  39. Ed Castillo

    Redheads don’t age well.

  40. Hmmm Lilo “the rebirth” come to think of it salt water can get rid of all type of past stench…

  41. Pooberry Crunch

    #15…she’s giving the dog a golden shower.

  42. um what?

    Re: kels

    um what the hell are you talking about? “white pastey folk” age faster…

    leathery, tan, plastic people who stay out in the sun age faster u dumb fuck.

  43. mikeock

    I wonder if she shoots out sawdust when she queefs?

  44. Zanna

    The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Our only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet! *fish slap*

  45. She reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

  46. Zanna

    @48 – isn’t that what the article said?

  47. Zanna– are you in hiding?

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