Lindsay Lohan still skinny as hell

February 23rd, 2009 // 89 Comments

Because nobody wants to jinx their careers, Lindsay “Sticks Mahoney” Lohan was kept a safe distance from the Academy Awards last night and shipped off to the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills. But more importantly, Lindsay’s breasts seem to be to shrinking to match her figure, and apparently they’re doing it one at a time. Otherwise, I don’t know how else to explain why one’s a foot lower than the otherat age 22. I’ve seen firmer breasts at the senior center.

Talkin’ ’bout you, Edith. *wink*


  1. cavy

    #14 “cavy” is not me…the real Cavy. Nice one poser.

  2. Susan

    Can someone please please please fix her fucking hair?

  3. I happen to like thin bodies. I personally like Lindsay’s body. She is still beautiful as ever. Though I’d prefer to see her alone. ;)

  4. Delgo

    I heard she leaves the stove on.

  5. Juicy

    Um Hell isn’t skinny! HOT as hell is more like it. She looks as good as all the other celebs that you guys say have banging bodies!… You double standard son’s of bitches!!! Someone should turn the cameras on your pathetic asses…

  6. Juicy

    Um Hell isn’t skinny! HOT as hell is more like it. She looks as good as all the other celebs that you guys say have banging bodies!… You double standard son’s of bitches!!! Someone should turn the cameras on your pathetic asses…

  7. sin

    When is the no talent fake lezzie getting naked again? She needs to do porn with her mom. Thats hot.

  8. glace neuf

    my god i would hit 10 times in a row, ice my junk, then go back for a few more. tasty!

  9. daunte

    Now that would be something to see. Her mom drunk as a skunk and Lindsay high as a kite not recognizing each other in low lights and doing each other.
    That would get her career going again. The vidoe would also cause a huge increase in carpal tunnel.

  10. jenni

    man sick is DEFINITELY in. good for her. looking gooooood.

  11. owen

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!

  12. Sasha

    She looks like Sharon Stone, and I don’t mean a younger version of SS, but exactly like the 50-year-old.

  13. Nadeen

    Pic # 3 … injected veins .. SHOOT HEROIN

  14. Hong Bong

    She’s definitely on that Nutri-Meth diet.

  15. Jilly Bean

    Well, she’s not THAT skinny. Her legs are still fat.

  16. yeah!

    SHE´S SOOOOOOOO FAT

  17. betty

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

  18. someone superficial

    she looks un-showered and high as hell. definitey back on the C-Train.

  19. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    Oh my, this unfortunate young woman has evidently been infected by parasitic pinworms. They are eating her out (shut the fuck up, Ronson, no one’s talking about you) internally. Not long to live, this one….

  20. Lydia

    Her head is just too big for that body.

  21. :::::: Linds and The Man are SKINNY :::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  22. LL is Gone Call the Paramedics …

    XOXO !!

  23. the big kahuna

    omfg some of you people are such morons.
    first, you pick on jessica simpson for being “too fat”
    when she looked healthy
    and now you’re saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
    she looks like a coke whore!
    i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
    but she just looks horrible.

  24. the big kahuna

    omfg some of you people are such morons.
    first, you pick on jessica simpson for being “too fat”
    when she looked healthy
    and now you’re saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
    she looks like a coke whore!
    i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
    but she just looks horrible.

  25. the big kahuna

    omfg some of you people are such morons.
    first, you pick on jessica simpson for being “too fat”
    when she looked healthy
    and now you’re saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
    she looks like a coke whore!
    i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
    but she just looks horrible.

  26. Barry O

    It’s not a boob…it’s a kilo / ‘lunch’.

  27. Stiles

    Bet she smells / tastes like salty garbage.

  28. Nathiest

    ITS THE DRESS DIPSHIT! I think her body looks banging in these pictures.

  29. Delgo

    Badunkadunk

  30. Another dead body, folks?
    WHEN CAN WE “CELEBRATE”?

  31. Jupiter Girl

    I totally agree w/ #37. Lindsay use to be beautiful, circa “Mean Girls”. She’s the kind of person that looks fantastic with meat on her bones, and the red hair was complimenting and natural. For Lindsay to be unaware or ignorant of that, shows just how far away she is from being in her true element. I think it’s going to be a long time (3-5 years or so) before we see Lindsay really bounce back professionally and physically!

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  33. Hannibal

    Could this gal be any more hotter? Impossible. Nobody even comes close to her…she’s just too much.

  34. sin

    Ah hell, we are are hound dogs and we would tear that ass up if we could. Hell, we will tear up just about ANY ass we can get. Just smell good and give us a hole to put it in.

  35. shalita

    So LiLo’s thin for HER, bc like we’ve all seen her looking normal, but I wouldn’t say she’s like OVERLY thin.

    As a matter of fact, I think she looks fine. I WISH I was that thin.

    The only thing that bothers me is why doesn’t she wear better bras, or bras at all!!!! Her boobs are like always on the effing floor….

  36. the big kahuna

    omfg some of you people are such morons.
    first, you pick on jessica simpson for being “too fat”
    when she looked healthy
    and now you’re saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
    she looks like a coke whore!
    i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
    but she just looks horrible.

  37. sin

    I got it….She looks like a bobble head. You know, an oversized head on a small body. If no one intervenes, this stupid bitch will be dead in less that 2 years. She needs to embrace porn. Strip and fuck em all. Men, women, animals, whatever is available. Since she is nothing but a coke whore now, she probably already does it, but if she tapes it, she can cash in for more coke.
    Her mom will still manager her in this career choice. Hell, her mom would more than likely join in. Hmmm… I want to see that.

  38. White Boy

    A Skinny Hot chick with nice boobs and freckle’s …..it’s my dream come true !!
    Lindsay call me when your in Bean-Town next.
    I need a hug..

  39. This is not the most weight. The question is whether this situation asymmetrical breasts.

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