Because nobody wants to jinx their careers, Lindsay “Sticks Mahoney” Lohan was kept a safe distance from the Academy Awards last night and shipped off to the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills. But more importantly, Lindsay’s breasts seem to be to shrinking to match her figure, and apparently they’re doing it one at a time. Otherwise, I don’t know how else to explain why one’s a foot lower than the other – at age 22. I’ve seen firmer breasts at the senior center.
Talkin’ ’bout you, Edith. *wink*
Photos: Pacific Coast News
m.munroe | February 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
good for her! thin is in. it will always be that way. so get used to it!
m.munroe | February 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
good for her! thin is in. it will always be that way. so get used to it!
m.munroe | February 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
good for her! thin is in. it will always be that way. so get used to it!
Alec Baldwin | February 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I’ve always loved stick women with huge tits.
Chris Brown | February 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I’d hit it.
Alec Baldwin | February 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I AM FISH!
jeff | February 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Man, she looks pretty damn hot to me!
Vince | February 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Her face is glistening, especially around the mouth. Must have been munching on Ronson’s rancid tunahole.
cavy | February 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I am so sick of this “SHE’S TOO FAT”….”SHE’S TOO THIN” bullshit.
NO weight is good enough for anybody anymore – every fucking asshole has to chime in with what they think is the perfect weight….I’m so sick of it!
Whatever weight a woman feels the happiest at is the CORRECT WEIGHT! If she feels good thin, then leave her the fuck alone!
Marketta | February 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm
U fatties are jealous! If it was from drugs her arms wouldn’t be so toned and healthy. I think she has been working hard with a personal trainer for an upcoming starring role. Next year, she’ll be AT the Oscars.
yesss | February 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm
SHE IS SO FINE
Deacon Jones | February 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm
She has to start drinking again, she’s losing that nice round shape to her ass…
Canadian Idiot | February 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
This isn’t about her weight anymore. It’s about that asymmetrical breast situation.
cavy | February 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Sorry for the above post. I think I may have been a bit harsh, I just got my period today, I’m a little cranky and I’m just waiting for McDonalds to open. I’m SO hungry!!!
Jrz | February 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm
where’s her little brother that she pals around with?
gotmilk? | February 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
10, sorry to break it to you, but those are not fit arms.
RichPort's Ghost | February 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
#15 – That Ronson chick trolls the local glory holes, which of course is a hole in a public area where random guys stick their cocks to be blown by the stalls occupants, which, oddly, perfectly describes Lohans hole prior to Ronson. Wierd, huh?
Dr. Phil | February 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
You two do the weirdest cybering ever.
sin | February 23, 2009 at 1:10 pm
What do you expect from a coke whore? She is too skinny. We all know what she looked like when she was healthy and that was HOT.
Toned and healthy? You are the one on crack. She even lost her ass due to drugs. She has already lost what little career she had a few years ago.
nt | February 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm
how old is she again?
Sportsdvl | February 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
#10 – why would Lohan be at the Oscar’s next year? Don’t you have to be working AND talented to get nominated?
ph7 | February 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I’d love to snort a line of coke off her labia.
Janet | February 23, 2009 at 1:16 pm
People need to be more sensitive and understanding. Lindsay’s problem is complex. She knows her girlfriend LOVES being rimmed, but Samantha’s unhealthy diet and drug use has left her with a turdlette that clings stubbornly to an oversized freckle on the lower left side of her anus. To show her devotion Lindsay has been running her tongue repeatedly over the turdlette, even though it has a thick curly black hair imbedded in it. But a side effect is that her appetite has completely vanished. The point is, when you really look at a situation and don’t judge, you realize that it all makes sense after all.
Pat | February 23, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“Next year, she’ll be AT the Oscars” desperately trying to swallow her way to an audition.
Dane | February 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Her tits are big though and isn’t that really all that matters?
Charlie | February 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I don’t know what the big deal is. I like thin chicks with big tits. She looks great. I would actually shag her now…and now she might be grateful.
steve | February 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Her body looks wasted not skinny. It’s as if she doesn’t have enough protein in her diet. I guess Ronson’s johnson isn’t completely functional. She has to replace all the protein she used to get each night gulping down a martini glassful of thick ropey semen from 10 guys.
charlie | February 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
OJK. 23-Janet. You are not well. I just lost my appetite also. Can I have your phone number??
charlie | February 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I don’t know what the big deal is. I like thin chicks with big tits. She looks great. I would actually shag her now…and now she might be grateful.
Valerie | February 23, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Janet you are one funny bitch! And creative, too–that was actually a decent nasty post, cheers!
In my personal opinion, L.L. must be driven insane by all this shit. HAS she acted in a decent flick lately? Seems like just a bunch of fascination with her weight and her relationships, but that’s what Superficial is all about so that’s cool I guess. I might have to agree with some of the nastier people on here and predict she might pull a Heath Ledger in a year or so…..
not superficial | February 23, 2009 at 1:38 pm
WHY IS THIS WOMAN STILL POPULAR???!! SHE IS DISGUSTING!!!! please stop posting about her
Karen | February 23, 2009 at 1:38 pm
The inside story is that Lindsay is angry that Samantha always seems to “forget” that she has a hangnail on her middle finger.
nastyjay | February 23, 2009 at 1:41 pm
god i wanna wreck that vag and suck every last inch of her
FUCK!
nastyjay | February 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
PLEASE FORGIVE ME GOD!
I AM AN ASSHOLE!
Matthew | February 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Hohan and also 10-1 odds that her partying mom is at the party
dude | February 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
She’s not too skinny. Yes, when you see these pics, you notice how thin she is. But that’s only because we’re used to seeing her 20-30 pounds heavier. If you saw a random girl for the first time with her body, you’d think that she has a typically thin NYC/LA chick body.
me | February 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm
It’s hard to believe she used to be cute as hell and beautifu (in my opinion). I wish she would gain 20 lbs, let her hair go back to its beautiful natural color, go to bed at normal times so she looks refreshed, and maybe go outside once in a while. Oh and dump that trash she’s going out with. She’s a bad influence.
selinalove | February 23, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!
ROUGH DADDY | February 23, 2009 at 1:58 pm
She looks fine! Skinny bod, and big unns,,,thats what every little girl aspire to…
Northern Wang | February 23, 2009 at 1:59 pm
She might be a talentless hack, but I never saw a picture of her that didn’t make me think “There’s a good looking woman.” Skinny with big tits, how are ordinary woman suppose to compete with that? I hope she gets her ass back.
havoc | February 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm
That’s drug sick.
Dana Plato had the same face before she croaked….
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Patrick | February 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Uh, that wrap-around thingy on her dress (running from her waist to the opposite shoulder) is lifting the “high” boob. She’s not lopsided. The dress is.
CandyO is back with a vagina! | February 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I’m the real CandyO!
And you know that I’m a ho
My favorite box belongs to Sam
So I am eating, Sam I am
I always like to carpet munch
I will do this just for lunch
I would gladly eat LiLo
for like her, i am a 2-bit ho
on my head i wear a weave
my vag is like a wizard’s sleeve
i snort my cocaine through a straw
my roast beef curtains bloody raw
I’m dumb as a box of hair
i have that constant 2-mile stare
Whenever you need a $2 ho
please remember CandyO
xanadujulie | February 23, 2009 at 2:09 pm
apparently none of her clothes fit her so she had to wrap herself in a bed sheet.
what a sad pathetic waste of a person.
Voice of Reason | February 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Sean Penn: look at these pictures and listen up -
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.
MikeLl | February 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm
is she a virgin?
alish | February 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Nah, she’s ok…
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laurente | February 23, 2009 at 2:38 pm
she has fake boobs so of course they are big
big boobs skinny body
most common body type in hollywood
plastic tits
ed
another “actress’ desperate for attention
laurente | February 23, 2009 at 2:39 pm
she has fake boobs so of course they are big
big boobs skinny body
most common body type in hollywood
plastic tits
ed
another “actress’ desperate for attention
Cathy | February 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I happen to like thin bodies. I personally like Lindsay’s body. She is still beautiful as ever. Though I’d prefer to see her alone. ;)