Because nobody wants to jinx their careers, Lindsay “Sticks Mahoney” Lohan was kept a safe distance from the Academy Awards last night and shipped off to the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills. But more importantly, Lindsay’s breasts seem to be to shrinking to match her figure, and apparently they’re doing it one at a time. Otherwise, I don’t know how else to explain why one’s a foot lower than the other – at age 22. I’ve seen firmer breasts at the senior center.
Talkin’ ’bout you, Edith. *wink*