Lindsay was interviewed over her Blackberry for the latest issue of GQ and her responses came back insane.
When asked about playing poker
“I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I’m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!”
On the topic of cats
“Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in Just My Luck! I need a boyfriend. Geez.”
When asked what the happiest moment of her life was
“Gotta think sex scene today” and never wrote back again.
If you’re gonna interview Lindsay Lohan do it in person, not over a Blackberry. She has the attention span of a puppy on cocaine. They’re lucky they even got actual responses. I’m surprised she didn’t forget what she was doing halfway through the interview and start ordering Chinese food.
pirhan | April 3, 2007 at 2:15 pm
can it be true?
stylebites | April 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Wow, I’m astounded. Now that’s a role model.
edzelschmelz | April 3, 2007 at 2:18 pm
it’s all an act. she is actually brilliant.
mrs.t | April 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Is she starring in the remake of ‘All That Jazz’? Those heeled jazz shoes have me dumbfounded. And they were apparently found by the dumb.
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Is anyone really surprised with these responses? I think everyone is pretty amazed that she can walk up right. It is truly amazing these people make as much money as they do and they are dumb as dirt. I don’t even think she would be fun to fuck!! You would have to explain everything to her
diplodufus | April 3, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Can you magine how nervewracking a task it must be for her handlers to keep her alive? She’s like Mr. Magoo with good eyesight and a shitload of coke.
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 2:32 pm
The job is near impossible or her handlers are as dumb as she is. Becauase she still sounds like a complete moron
Pointandlaugh | April 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm
she may be stupid, but I’d SO nail her in a heartbeat. Then, afterward, I’d ask her how it was for her, and she’d say:
“It was adequite.”
yeah. that’d be awesome.
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:36 pm
i would do anything for love, but i won’t do that.
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Where have you been?
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:44 pm
hah! behind you, the whole time. but every time you turn around, i duck!
MalloryS | April 3, 2007 at 2:47 pm
dammit, I want a jeremy scott hoodie
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm
YEAH!!!Where have you been Schack??? WHERE!!!! Are you cheating on us???
bedbugsandballyhoo | April 3, 2007 at 2:50 pm
So …she’s really NOT a puppy on cocaine?
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:50 pm
lmao… god. what can i say? they seduced me!
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Why?
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
That is my job
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
being a puppy on cocaine?
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
DAMMIT!!!
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:54 pm
how can i help it? how can i help it?
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Well, you can’t
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Dammit??? You can use that word in here. we don’t take shit here
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 2:57 pm
WTF??? How’m I supposed to…wait, what?
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm
i’m sorry, guys
woodhorse | April 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm
she’s just cute. in a self-induced mentally ill kind of way. just standing there, she’s pretty. if she opens her mouth, she’s crazy. if you’re into pretty crazy, this is the one.
schack | April 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm
hey, i have a wood bicycle. what do you think of that, horsey?
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Really? I have vodka. Inside me. Now. I love vacation
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm
You can say WTF!! Like WTF is up Lindsay’s ass?
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Yeah, I can say whatever I want. Only morons get censored
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm
lindsay has 300 tons of petrified shit up her ass
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I don’t say anything racist or pedophilic, so I’m good
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Dammit WTF?
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:04 pm
There ya go!! But sometimes I like to say What the Crap!!! It’s funnier.
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm
i love fucking babies. they’re so fresh and tight.
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm
hah. that is funnier. i don’t have a wood bike, but i’ve seen ads
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:06 pm
she looks like she’s dirty. literally, dirty.
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:06 pm
i wonder where everyone is
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Yeah…..you’re censored for #34!!!!!!!
That’s the funniest shit I heard all day, you psycho!!
louwww | April 3, 2007 at 3:07 pm
who the fuck actually conducts an interview and expects decent answers anyway?
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I dunno, maybe they’re on a smoke break. I need one too.
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:08 pm
wahhhhhhhhhhhhh wAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… oh god, baby, cry for me, baby- say my name, say ‘daddy’ ‘daaad-deeeeee,’ come on!
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 3:09 pm
@34 WTC that is Psycho. I like them to be at least 2
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm
well, so are waxed pussies, but you don’t see that going out of fashion
Lobo | April 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm
She must have practiced that goofy sideways glance a thousand times in the bathroom mirror. On second thought, she probably keeps her mirrors on the coffee table.
#27 – that reminds me. It’s Martini time. Vodka please, dry, two olives, stirred. Would you like another? I’ll buy.
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 3:13 pm
I prefer the real thing. Are you hitting the bottle early today? You are on a roll!!
schack | April 3, 2007 at 3:13 pm
lobo-to-me! one right here, please!
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:15 pm
#42 Awesome…let’s do WTC from now on.
#43 I don’t wax. I pluck each individually, is that wierd?
#44 I’ll have one more and that’s it!!!
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 3:18 pm
WTC, Plucking that sound cool. Can I watch???
woodhorse | April 3, 2007 at 3:19 pm
schack – it can’t be chinese. the chinese ride metal bicycles. and you know what they say “5 billion chinese can’t be wrong”
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm
It’s an OCD…not that cool.