Lindsay Lohan still likes tights

May 16th, 2006 // 126 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan showed up to Butter Nighclub in New York City with her bra exposed, her signature tights, and the largest bag I’ve ever seen worn by a human being. It’s at least twice as large as her friends, and it makes me wonder what could be inside. Drug paraphernalia? Alcohol? A Chinese contortionist? The possiblities are endless!


  1. Clisted

    First!

  2. Wild Rose

    wow, I’ll try for 1st!!!

  3. Wild Rose

    Nice leggings, Hohan!

  4. MOHAA

    first

  5. waterranger

    Who wears a hoody to a bar? Seriously, people.

    And a grubby hoody at that. She is such a little scrublette. ewww lindsay, you scrublette!

  6. Where is Paris when you need her?

  7. Seneca Fell

    i wanted to be first.

    and what’s up with black nail polish all of a sudden?

  8. waterranger

    cute pedicure though.

  9. honey

    I think she’s got Mary Kate Olsen in there.. either that, or it’s her diet bag of cocaine.

  10. Haroof

    lol @ the dumbasses thinking they’re first.

  11. I want to bang her. Hard. Real skanky like. She is into that shit, not like the Lima prude.

  12. BigJim

    She likes tights because she can pull them down and let a total stranger do her doggy style, then pull them back up and it keeps all those nasty spoogies from leaking out and oozing down her leg.

  13. Libraesque

    mother of god, it’s 1983 all over again. SUCH an unflattering look, since you pretty much have to put a sack over them. HEY maybe it’s a new Hollywood trend so people will quit bullying the poor anorexics. All that work starving yourself, just to try to hide your bones with leggings and a big tent

  14. isegoria

    ewwww

    wtf is that thing behind her to the right?
    looks like some seasoned druggie showing her the ropes. That’s what the huge bags for, afterall. Lohan will get caught with the shit and the nasty druggie can run freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  15. Chrystal03

    I’m more distracted by the drunken horse in the second picture. ZOIKS!

  16. Ari

    Where the hell is her grocery cart full of all the ‘treasures’ she’s found in the alley? She’s going to be pissed if someone makes off with it.

  17. gogoboots

    You need a big bag so you can hide your bong in before you go to the club…don’t you fools know that?! Ack again with the leggings, she wants to make sure everyone sees her “skinny” legs…right…

  18. HughJorganthethird

    If in 10 years this skank isn’t horribly washed up looking and fugly I’ll eat that fucking bag.

  19. Jacq

    Someone needs to kick this stupid bitch in the pussy. The squiggly thing is NOT a bracelet! You could probably fit a mini meth-lab in that purse with ease. Is that a Marc Jacobs bag? If it is, he needs to get kicked in the pussy, too.

  20. playahater101

    It has really made me sad to see that tights that barely hit your ankle and flat shoes are back in fashion. That girl behind her had on tights and gold shoes, the second pair of gold shoes in a DAY. Now that is all just wrong.

  21. krisdylee

    anyone else having problems posting?

  22. ScriptRadar

    The first picture looks like a before-and-after photo. “Lindsey now” – and if she’s not careful – “Lindsey later.”

  23. ScriptRadar

    Oops. I meant “Lindsay” – not “-sey.”

  24. CruisingForCock

    11 You fucking rock.

  25. CruisingForCock

    11 Nasty spoogies have always been an issue for me, I finally have a reason to go buy those tights.

    Priceless.

  26. CruisingForCock

    11 Nasty Spoogies have always been a problem for me. Thank you for giving me a good reason to buy those tights.

  27. Ari

    @11 Thanks for the visual BigJim. Now I have to go wash my brain out with Clorox. Maybe Hohan should try that too. Actually, she needs her whole body fully submerged in Clorox. That’d be a start.

  28. baltogirl

    Say whatever you want about her clothes (and they are awful), she usually has on curiously fab shoes. Why would her fashion sense stop at her ankles?

  29. Sheva

    More whore gear required thus the bigger bag. Ho it up Linzer, ho it up.

    Damn she’s looking haggard.

  30. FreeTime

    What the f*** is that ape-like thing behind her in the 2nd pic.
    LL causes people to de-evolve!

  31. LB

    And I still like Lindsay, despite myself.

  32. Who’s that troll with her in the first picture? Gnarly.

  33. ellaminnowpea

    I think it’s called a ho-bag……

  34. ellaminnowpea

    Ho-bag with a Ho-bag!

  35. eden

    dude bigjim u are a sick fuck. no wonder you post on this thing all the time you mother fucking loser. you must fucking have no mother fucking life. you are mother fucking trailer fuckin trash

  36. TheKimster

    hey! i have tights like that!

  37. gammanormids

    hood: fugly,
    shirt: fugly,
    bag: fugly,
    bra: why should I be seing it?
    shoes: fugly, my grandma have a pair like those.
    nails: Lindsay, are you gothic now?
    There is anything right in this picture? anything?

  38. Haroof

    Who gives a damn if the look is outdated.

    I swear I’d pull those tights down & do her till that empty head of hers exploded.

  39. prettierthanmeganharris

    I love the expression on that guys face. He does not look amused, probably wishes he could cock slap the shit out of her a few times.
    Must have her shoes, very cute.

  40. MeganHarris

    I like to wear those, but in the house, as i type in a superficial comment. not when i’m outside and people are taking pictures.

  41. bunnyhugger

    i had a chinese contortionist once.

    but i was hungry an hour later.

    alright, i’m sorry.

  42. Binky

    Planes were a lot bigger looking when I was a lad.

  43. Binky

    Planes were a lot bigger looking when I was a lad…

  44. Binky

    Test 1 two

  45. Jedi Kevin

    Who is the monkey-woman next to Lindsey?

    I know the rule is “no friends prettier than yourself” but really! Given that rule, she could be Abe Vigoda’s party friend!

  46. shankyouverymuch

    she’s cool

  47. Binky

    Ok – That was a long wait. I was hoping I was being obnoxious, promotional, and self abusive.
    Will have to try harder. (Especially the self abusive )

  48. BigJim

    Ever noticed that she always needs to have her legs covered? That’s to hide all the bruises.

    “How did she get the bruises, BigJim?”

    “Well, class, she’s been secretly dating Sean Connery, and he don’t take no shit from dat bitch.”

  49. Fa Cube Itches

    Good to see that the “Butter Nightclub” is having an 18+ night. Shouldn’t local ABCs be pulling liquor license after liquor license in this whore’s wake? Photographic evidence of a minor entering a nightclub should be sufficient.

    Can I pay less taxes, please?

  50. Miss Skyline

    She needs to lay off the black nail polish.

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