Lindsay Lohan showed up to Butter Nighclub in New York City with her bra exposed, her signature tights, and the largest bag I’ve ever seen worn by a human being. It’s at least twice as large as her friends, and it makes me wonder what could be inside. Drug paraphernalia? Alcohol? A Chinese contortionist? The possiblities are endless!
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First!
wow, I’ll try for 1st!!!
Nice leggings, Hohan!
first
Who wears a hoody to a bar? Seriously, people.
And a grubby hoody at that. She is such a little scrublette. ewww lindsay, you scrublette!
Where is Paris when you need her?
i wanted to be first.
and what’s up with black nail polish all of a sudden?
cute pedicure though.
I think she’s got Mary Kate Olsen in there.. either that, or it’s her diet bag of cocaine.
lol @ the dumbasses thinking they’re first.
I want to bang her. Hard. Real skanky like. She is into that shit, not like the Lima prude.
She likes tights because she can pull them down and let a total stranger do her doggy style, then pull them back up and it keeps all those nasty spoogies from leaking out and oozing down her leg.
mother of god, it’s 1983 all over again. SUCH an unflattering look, since you pretty much have to put a sack over them. HEY maybe it’s a new Hollywood trend so people will quit bullying the poor anorexics. All that work starving yourself, just to try to hide your bones with leggings and a big tent
ewwww
wtf is that thing behind her to the right?
looks like some seasoned druggie showing her the ropes. That’s what the huge bags for, afterall. Lohan will get caught with the shit and the nasty druggie can run freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I’m more distracted by the drunken horse in the second picture. ZOIKS!
Where the hell is her grocery cart full of all the ‘treasures’ she’s found in the alley? She’s going to be pissed if someone makes off with it.
You need a big bag so you can hide your bong in before you go to the club…don’t you fools know that?! Ack again with the leggings, she wants to make sure everyone sees her “skinny” legs…right…
If in 10 years this skank isn’t horribly washed up looking and fugly I’ll eat that fucking bag.
Someone needs to kick this stupid bitch in the pussy. The squiggly thing is NOT a bracelet! You could probably fit a mini meth-lab in that purse with ease. Is that a Marc Jacobs bag? If it is, he needs to get kicked in the pussy, too.
It has really made me sad to see that tights that barely hit your ankle and flat shoes are back in fashion. That girl behind her had on tights and gold shoes, the second pair of gold shoes in a DAY. Now that is all just wrong.
anyone else having problems posting?
The first picture looks like a before-and-after photo. “Lindsey now” – and if she’s not careful – “Lindsey later.”
Oops. I meant “Lindsay” – not “-sey.”
11 You fucking rock.
11 Nasty spoogies have always been an issue for me, I finally have a reason to go buy those tights.
Priceless.
11 Nasty Spoogies have always been a problem for me. Thank you for giving me a good reason to buy those tights.
@11 Thanks for the visual BigJim. Now I have to go wash my brain out with Clorox. Maybe Hohan should try that too. Actually, she needs her whole body fully submerged in Clorox. That’d be a start.
Say whatever you want about her clothes (and they are awful), she usually has on curiously fab shoes. Why would her fashion sense stop at her ankles?
More whore gear required thus the bigger bag. Ho it up Linzer, ho it up.
Damn she’s looking haggard.
What the f*** is that ape-like thing behind her in the 2nd pic.
LL causes people to de-evolve!
And I still like Lindsay, despite myself.
Who’s that troll with her in the first picture? Gnarly.
I think it’s called a ho-bag……
Ho-bag with a Ho-bag!
dude bigjim u are a sick fuck. no wonder you post on this thing all the time you mother fucking loser. you must fucking have no mother fucking life. you are mother fucking trailer fuckin trash
hey! i have tights like that!
hood: fugly,
shirt: fugly,
bag: fugly,
bra: why should I be seing it?
shoes: fugly, my grandma have a pair like those.
nails: Lindsay, are you gothic now?
There is anything right in this picture? anything?
Who gives a damn if the look is outdated.
I swear I’d pull those tights down & do her till that empty head of hers exploded.
I love the expression on that guys face. He does not look amused, probably wishes he could cock slap the shit out of her a few times.
Must have her shoes, very cute.
I like to wear those, but in the house, as i type in a superficial comment. not when i’m outside and people are taking pictures.
i had a chinese contortionist once.
but i was hungry an hour later.
alright, i’m sorry.
Planes were a lot bigger looking when I was a lad.
Planes were a lot bigger looking when I was a lad…
Test 1 two
Who is the monkey-woman next to Lindsey?
I know the rule is “no friends prettier than yourself” but really! Given that rule, she could be Abe Vigoda’s party friend!
she’s cool
Ok – That was a long wait. I was hoping I was being obnoxious, promotional, and self abusive.
Will have to try harder. (Especially the self abusive )
Ever noticed that she always needs to have her legs covered? That’s to hide all the bruises.
“How did she get the bruises, BigJim?”
“Well, class, she’s been secretly dating Sean Connery, and he don’t take no shit from dat bitch.”
Good to see that the “Butter Nightclub” is having an 18+ night. Shouldn’t local ABCs be pulling liquor license after liquor license in this whore’s wake? Photographic evidence of a minor entering a nightclub should be sufficient.
Can I pay less taxes, please?
She needs to lay off the black nail polish.