Lindsay Lohan still has her breasts

There have been a lot of complaints about how thin Lindsay Lohan has gotten and how her breasts have disappeared, but judging by these pictures from the Gucci Spring 2006 Fashion Show she’s either gotten implants or she’s taken up eating again. It’s not often you see anorexic cocaine addicts sporting such massive cleavage. My guess is she realized her breasts were critcial to her success in Hollywood and instead of sacrificing her weight she just went ahead and got some fake boobs put in. Plus I have three degree in plastic surgery so I know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m a doctor!