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strokesiteveryday | July 13, 2006 at 1:36 pm
whore
Woodyee2 | July 13, 2006 at 1:37 pm
I am first for my first post ever
I rule! You all drool !
Also GTLTC
barryjc | July 13, 2006 at 1:37 pm
blah
barryjc | July 13, 2006 at 1:37 pm
you arent first, and firsts are losers.
jane's eyre | July 13, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Ew, bring in the HAZMAT team with some tongs to pick up her cunt-rag!
herbiefrog | July 13, 2006 at 1:41 pm
obviously a time sequence story
1. aaah… fresh air :)
2. let’s see what you’ve got down there…
3. lol, i just saw it and it’s like
…this long :))
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 13, 2006 at 1:42 pm
She looks like she’s about to go down on him again in picture two. This is the worst porn film ever!
PLOT: Two people in a boat, fully clothed with one of them going down all the time. Sounds just like Titanic and that was a crap film.
AnastasiaBeaverhausen | July 13, 2006 at 1:45 pm
She’s laughing cos she just now realised that she’s already fucked him. She couldn’t tell by his face, but once she saw his dick, she knew. Hohan never forgets a cock.
ah, such a small world…
Fatty Boom-Batty | July 13, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Remember when she was all innocent back in “Herbie Unleashed”…Now she sucks dicks on film. I still prefer Don Knotts.
Lush | July 13, 2006 at 1:46 pm
ok seriously what the hell is going on here? i’m confused. lindsay lohan doesn’t seem the type to keep her clothes on on purpose. something is wrong. so very very wrong.
ps- 8TH! I AM THE FUCKING GREATEST
RichPort | July 13, 2006 at 1:46 pm
She’s laughing because she thinks it’s very sweet of him to put a couple of lines on his dick for her, commenting that she usually just snorts them off of her finger. What a hopeless romantic he is! I wonder how many panties her firecrotch burned through before they settled on asbestos underwear for her.
jane's eyre | July 13, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#7 She’s a lady, she would never take off her clothes for money.
She does it for free.
jrzmommy | July 13, 2006 at 1:48 pm
8–so funny.
thems are some big old undies.
jane's eyre | July 13, 2006 at 1:49 pm
@9 What about when she was cute x2 in THe Parent Trap? Wonder if she knew then she would grow up to do rowboat porns and have a crotch that would strike fear into the hearts of men?
tourettesguyswifeSHIRLENA | July 13, 2006 at 1:54 pm
hahaha 11… thats hilarious
twzzlrgirl | July 13, 2006 at 1:56 pm
I don’t know if the look in pic 2 is supposed to be sexy, but it looks more like she’s getting seasick. ugh.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 13, 2006 at 1:57 pm
She’s either asking him to pull her finger (and he looks dumb enough to fall for it), or she’s asking him to smell her finger and see if she’s fresh. Ever the professional, Linds wants to be sure her Pinesol douche is still holding up for when they have to shoot the requisite “I did you, now you do me” scene.
Fugurself | July 13, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I’m always looking for a clean girl with dirty habits. Blowhan doesn’t fit that bill. She is a dirty girl with whorish habits.
AnastasiaBeaverhausen | July 13, 2006 at 1:58 pm
I wonder, if Paris and Lindsey rubbed their snatches together, would they spontaneously combust?
…here’s hoping.
jemsinamood | July 13, 2006 at 1:58 pm
#12: Hysterical!
HolisticWisdomcom | July 13, 2006 at 1:59 pm
She may be doing oral, but I have some tips for her-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm
bigponie | July 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm
methinks the guy with the west coast t-shirt is whackin-off.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm
@14 – Rowboat porns, nice Jane. As if there’s a special niche for shit like this. I can’t wait for outhouse anal or carriage ride gangbang.
Musa_ acuminata | July 13, 2006 at 2:04 pm
panties…hee hee
DonLes91 | July 13, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Hey SF guy,
What is “givinig oral sex?” OK, clicked the link & I guess you meant “giving.” Never mind.
PapaHotNuts | July 13, 2006 at 2:08 pm
I think they took those panties and cleaned the barnicles off the bottom of that boat.
sophiecatrupertjerk | July 13, 2006 at 2:10 pm
She’s saying, “Since I did that for you, now you have to pull my finger.”
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 13, 2006 at 2:11 pm
WTF moive are they filming? Does anybody know?
Fugurself | July 13, 2006 at 2:12 pm
#27 hahahahaha….
jrzmommy | July 13, 2006 at 2:13 pm
so what’s this movie gonna be about? does she play the aging alcoholic mother who screws her teenaged son’s best friend? That’s what she looks like.
kandyk0119 | July 13, 2006 at 2:15 pm
#2 Sucks to be you, cockiness never pays off, you always end up looking dumb…. 1st on SF Clip, you’d think you won a pot of gold or something the way these jackasses rejoice about it!
nc72 | July 13, 2006 at 2:16 pm
She can’t help been slutty! It’s because she’s a redhead…
http://www.exposay.com/mystery-british-man-object-of-lindsay-lohans-crush/v/2512/
jane's eyre | July 13, 2006 at 2:17 pm
@23 They wanted to do it on an ocean liner on the high seas, very high-class, but the budget was tight, so they decided to film it in a rowboat in the director’s backyard pond.
Jaydel | July 13, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Hey I’m bored as hell @ work. Any hot chicks(least an 8) on here wanna chat with me? Post up your Windows Messenger name. Yeah I’m that bored!
bigponie | July 13, 2006 at 2:21 pm
this would be a blockbuster of a movie if only Ron Jeremy was directing and Peter North was that guy getting the bj…it would be a chokingly great flick
GOB COME ON | July 13, 2006 at 2:25 pm
According to a bit of imdb research, it looks like this movie is Georgia Rule. And she’s giving terrible head to a seemingly disinterested Garrett Hedlund.
MeganHarris | July 13, 2006 at 2:30 pm
You know for bieng a “wild girl” in the film, she’s dressed like a dumbass hippie chick.
not a wild girl.
AnastasiaBeaverhausen | July 13, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Shut the Fuck Up, Megan Harris.
jrzmommy | July 13, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Last picture: “Ha ha! I gave you herpes!!”
sillyrabbit | July 13, 2006 at 2:41 pm
@34 “at least an 8″ ? i bet you couldn’t even get into Hohan’s pants. go away.
trinket | July 13, 2006 at 2:42 pm
From the slack-jawed expression on his face in the third picture, I can only imagine that she’s comparing his teeny-tiny to her index finger. She is the voice of experience, after all.
Proteon | July 13, 2006 at 2:43 pm
You know, for a site (et al) that is so adamant about letting the world know how un-sexy this young woman is, you guys are gaining fast ground on this chick’s twat.
I expect an artist rendition of a pap smear before the year is out. Or photo copy of a gyno report. And 200 coments about how much you all would not fuck her.
I’d fuck her. Then I’d take a poloroid of the cumshot and send it to SF so you all could masturb.. I mean be disgusted.
jrzmommy | July 13, 2006 at 2:44 pm
those shoes are very cool. also known as “Leave ‘Em On’s”
Sassy | July 13, 2006 at 2:45 pm
She probably killed any marine life that were around. Even they don’t smell that fishy. Put those granny panties back on I say!
Spindoc | July 13, 2006 at 2:48 pm
She’s in between dates, no time for a shower, juuuuust enough time to switch those semen soaked panties for a fresh pair. Good Thinking Coke Whore!
jFp | July 13, 2006 at 2:54 pm
its a bathing suit…..
and this movie is a period piece…..
eeewwwwww…sorry about how that sounded.
trinket | July 13, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Did you know that there is a rare but true strain of herpes that effects the eye? This is how the story went down: Lindsey gives head, overlooking the festering coldsore on her lip. Hanson-alike contracts disease at superhuman speed due to the multiple viruses hiding in that trap that have mutated to become a super disease. He shoots his load into her eye. And voila! Occular herpes.
Now she’s like the Medusa. One wink from her crusty, infested eye and her victims turn to stone.
xavierh | July 13, 2006 at 3:02 pm
I think the proper caption for #3 must be “My pet crab Itchy really likes you!”
Italian Stallion | July 13, 2006 at 3:04 pm
The sperm bank called and said they were running out of specimens. So being the outstanding citizen that she is, she donated her panties. Those things are like Noah’s Ark, 2 of every race………..
jrzmommy | July 13, 2006 at 3:09 pm
okay, bored with day 2 of Horhan and the Rowboat BJ.
Here…..found this. Seems like Brangelina devoting their lives to their family was short-lived:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-07-13-jolie-pitt-film_x.htm?csp=27