Lindsay Lohan still doing the bikini thing

July 6th, 2006 // 75 Comments

  1. Italian Stallion

    Again, what the fuck………..

  2. Proteon

    AGAIN?! What a slut whore cunt bitch! How dare she!?!? HOW?! FUCKING?! DARE?! SHE!?!?!?!?!

    I’d fuck her.

  3. magickal

    No shit! IOs this NEWS??? So the leathery freckled coke whore put on a bikini and went to the beach. Woo-fucking-wee.

    Anyway…….3rd!!!

  4. damon2020

    She looks like a skank. And is it me or have her boobs getten a lot bigger?

  5. cruzin333

    I just hate the freckles. I don’t care how big your tits get or what kind of bikini or thong you pull out…the freckles are EVERYWHERE. And I would hate to see her naked.

  6. SC

    Is it just me or is her belly button like..a foot higher than it should be..

  7. limpvamp

    Is there ANYWHERE her freckles aren’t on her body????????

    She’s a prime candidate in 5 years to boo and hoo about having skin cancer … it’s called wearing sun screen and not getting so leathery … YUCK

  8. jane's eyre

    The crabs must not be biting as hard today…she doesn’t look as pissed as the last beach pictures.

  9. cruzin333

    #4 they have gotten bigger. (See previous stories) she claims it’s because she’s gaining weight…although she still has a 12-year-old boy’s body. And her tits are looking a little droopy.

  10. first!!

    her body is hot!! I would slide it in nice and slow and then when i finished i would yell at her and tell her to leave!!

    and then i would cry.

  11. Pavarottie

    She’s a fucking freckled nightmare…seriously.

  12. jrzmommy

    If that last picture doesn’t scream “I’m ready for my close-up,” then I don’t know what does.

  13. polypam

    Why is it that she always looks like she needs to hike up her bikini bottoms? They always look like they’re about to fall right off. Is it some special feature so that the guys have easy access or something?

  14. jFp

    ya just never know if these people read posts about themselves….maybe their friends or managers forward a few to them…

    but just in case….this is what I’d say.

    You could have a steam train
    If youd just lay down your tracks
    You could have an aeroplane flying
    If you bring your blue sky back

    All you do is call me
    Ill be anything you need

    You could have a big dipper
    Going up and down, all around the bends
    You could have a bumper car, bumping
    This amusement never ends

    I want to be your sledgehammer
    Why dont you call my name
    Oh let me be your sledgehammer
    This will be my testimony
    Show me round your fruitcage
    cos I will be your honey bee
    Open up your fruitcage
    Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

    I want to be your sledgehammer
    Why dont you call my name
    Youd better call the sledgehammer
    Put your mind at rest
    Im going to be-the sledgehammer
    This can be my testimony
    Im your sledgehammer
    Let there be no doubt about it

    Sledge sledge sledgehammer

    Ive kicked the habit
    Shed my skin
    This is the new stuff
    I go dancing in, we go dancing in
    Oh wont you show for me
    And I will show for you
    Show for me, I will show for you
    Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
    Only you
    Youve been coming through
    Going to build that power
    Build, build up that power, hey
    Ive been feeding the rhythm
    Ive been feeding the rhythm
    Going to feel that power, build in you
    Come on, come on, help me do
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
    Ive been feeding the rhythm
    Ive been feeding the rhythm
    Its what were doing, doing
    All day and night

  15. cruzin333

    #13 I think it’s because she has no hips or ass to hold them up correctly.

  16. pixelbasic

    DITTO #11 Why is this daywalker considered sexy?

  17. PapaHotNuts

    And to think an innocent leopard was slaughtered just so she could have something cover her pussy. She could’ve just used my face.

  18. TaiTai

    I hate to say it, cuz I love hatin’ on the ho-han, but I have to admit she looks less like a preying mantis these days and a little more like a human. A freckled coke whore human, but at least human.

  19. herbiefrog

    #5 from personal experience…
    …i can tell you that
    …freckles everywhere
    …is hot :)

    #14 still getting there
    ta :)

  20. pinky_nip

    Everytime I see pics of her in a bikini, for some reason, I subconsciously smell rotting cheese.

  21. Speedy Ed

    Freck.

  22. hendero

    that’s not a bikini, she’s naked, and her freckles got larger along with her boobs and ass

  23. IFuckingHateYou

    jFp & Herbie – shut the fuck up. Please, for the love of God, just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Now that she’s got new (FAKE) boobs, all she needs is a complete skin transplant to get rid of the nasty freckles and a new face and she might be hot, but we’d all still know that deep down, she’s an ugly, skanky, freckled whore.

  24. bootface

    her tits just grew back?? HAHA yeah fucking right

    that bitch needs to get her ass kicked…i’d like to take care of that…..WHILE IM FUCKING HER

  25. causewerecountry

    @6!!! OMG!! her belly button is like at her throat. god loho is a total freak. to the extreme. gross.
    freckles=death

  26. She is absolutely insane to be continually out in the sun like that. She needs to take a tip from Nicole Kidman. If you are a ginger, the sun is your worst enemy. Ginger’s are like vampires, except instead of causing them to explode, the sun darkens and multiplies their freckling. Gingers also have the fairest of skin, so premature aging and skin cancer are a given. Firecrotch, with her sunbathing, carousing, drinking, drugging and smoking is going out of her way to ensure she looks haggish and ancient by the time she is 30. Perhaps, being the great thespian that she is, she’s prepping for the part of Ogra in the inevitable live-action Dark Crystal movie that will be made sometime in the near future.

  27. Shopping addiction? No way! She just has a different bikini for every freakin’ day of the year!

    http://glossedover.com

  28. bigponie

    look I know that she’s a skanky ho, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and if that means fucking her in the ass then so be it.

  29. Proteon

    What a bunch of sour grapes assholes! I’d fuck her. YOU’D fuck her too but even fantasies can’t keep the rejection from oozing in!

    “um her boobs and ass turn me off big time”.

    Hahahah!

  30. twzzlrgirl

    She is completely falling out in that second picture. And #6, yes, her belly button is totally in the wrong place. Never seen anything like that before.

    She is screaming for attention — I almost feel badly for her. Almost.

  31. jFp

    I want to lick all of her freckles.

    God, she’s hot….oh baby, oh baby…baby.

  32. dy100g

    OMG!OMG! 35th!!! i’m so cool!!!

    she’s pretty but it looks, in some pictures, like she’s already peeling since she haso many freckles, eww.

  33. Wow, her hair is super beautiful and healthy looking. And her smooth, creamy skin just begs to be licked.

    Dear Diary,

    Today, Lindsay wore a bikini! To the beach! Just like yesterday! Only it was a different suit! OMG!! LOL! Gotta go now, Linz MIGHT be wearing another bikini this afternoon, and I don’t want to miss that!

  34. ellaminnowpea

    …reminds me……must stop at the store to pick up some cantelopes….

  35. Her skin looks like it would be kinda dry and rough…And I just get the idea that she smells like Colin Farrell B.O. and old Lube.

  36. RichPort

    I wonder if she has a freckled snatch? I have blood all over my keyboard because I just punched myself twice in face for thinking that I would let her make my johnson numb by blowing me with her coke laden mouth. And the skid mark on her thigh assures me she’s still a bit freaky friday… Not to worry, I have my Kyptonite condom to ward off the firecrotch.

    #22 HA!

  37. Color me stoked

    Are those track marks?
    Oh hohan, moved on to shooting up already?
    I hope she dies of gingervitis

  38. Ali Knievel

    Looks like Pebbles Flintstone is all grown up.

  39. stuff you can masterbate to?

    Who i ntheir right mind would masterbate to her?

  40. DancingQueen

    What does she call the paparazzi herself when she leaves for the beach?

  41. i can almost see her hatchet wound in that last pic.

  42. kandyk0119

    Man I just lost my lunch! That bitch should be arrested by the ugly patrol and executed

  43. endometriorama

    eeew girl your body is about to reject that navel ring. happened to me.

  44. billabong021

    I never realised how heuge her bazoongas were!

  45. hohan-loho

    See the red splotch on her stomach, her fire crotch is escaping.

    BTW, love you guys, you’re a riot!

  46. francesfarmer

    Shit, this is the type of beach postings you should put up on this site

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/mm2.1.jpg

  47. jemsinamood

    What the hell is she famous for? Someone clue me in.

  48. kandyk0119

    I agree #35, she just always looks like she would be musty smelling, even when she’s dressed up but especially after being out in the sun sweating, YUK, I am sick again.

  49. jFp

    I would bottle her bath water and place it in a fine wine rack.

    I would drive her into fine linen until she cried from joy.

  50. andrewthezeppo

    I like how people used to call her “curvey “because its a nicer way to say “not skinny”

    these pics make it very clear that she has no waiste or hips…she straight up and down from shoulders to thighs

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