Lindsay Lohan partied at Anchor Bar with two friends the other night and was spotted “drinking vodka straight from the bottle.” Which, in case you didn’t know, is exactly what’s recommended after leaving rehab. As is getting lip injections and looking like some sort of cartoon clown prostitute. I’m pretty sure she put her lipstick on with a mop.
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I think the pumped up lips is just too much goopy lipstick. Plus a ‘lil ole purty pout for da cameras!
I don’t give a damn about my bad reputation.
ha check out the facial expression of that guy in the background.
She’s not an alcoholic. She’s just misunderstood.
WTF is with her lips?
Ha Ha, the guy’s face in pic 8 is priceless. He’s like – ew….she’s a fucking ugly bitch up close.
Can’t sleep, clown’s gonna eat me!
Oh my gosh, thats hilarious. She looks like freakin’ Bette Davis in the first few pics, all crazy eyed and lips out. I love how all these celebs try to look like Angelina Jolie w/ their big pouty lip injections. Sorry but it only works on Jolie, she has the facial structure to pull it off and I believe her lips are au natural. Lindsay looks like she wouldn’t even know how to color in a coloring book…stay inside the lines…
She’s a good actress, she can act like she’s freaking drunk and high at the same time. Oscar! Oscar for the skank!
Looks like the Unibomber in drag.
That shot of that guy in the background says it all…WTF??!! Crazy clown bitch!
OMG, it’s Sayid from Lost . . .he wants back on the island after seeing that mess up close.
Jesus. Slow news day AGAIN?
The Superficial used to stand for something, maaaaaaaan.
I think some guy woke up the next morning after drinking his ass off the night before, saw that he went home with Lindsay Lohan and cold cocked her in the mouth then he pissed all over her. Look at the front of her sweatshirt
What’s the big deal? She got caught and had her picture taken after eating out her menstrual girlfriend. I respect her lack of boundaries.
wow, I mean ew.
Damn! No wonder she’s at the top of Maxim’s hot 100 list! duh! obvious!
#9—-Man…she does look like Bette Davis in one of her more insane roles! Dead ringer I’ll say.
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It’s so nice that she can color outside the lines of her lips to hide the herpes sores and nobody will notice.
Seriously, WTF!?! She looks like she’s been eating after-birth.
Why does she pretend to be camera shy and hide in one picture and then strike “model” poses in the next? It’s so odd. And by odd, I mean manic.
OMG she is sooooo HOT! I love the smeared makeup, and oh wow, she is wearing her hoodie inside out! That is sooo original. When I have children, I am going to name them all after her, and everyday when they wake up, I will tell them the glorious tale of the namesake. We will then bow our heads and say a little prayer that they will grow up to be just like LiLo.
Why the fuck is she posing in most of them, but trying to hide herself in pics 9 and 10.
Please stop with the Lohan news!!! My brain is melting… By the looks of the comments posted, the other readers brains are melting too.
Does she have the Mumps?
No Herpes
Oh my God! It looks like she has been using Homer Simpson’s make up gun! I mean come on doesn’t the bitch have a mirror, or a window, or a shiny foil packet she could catch her reflection in!
WTF happened to her?
Gangster whore clown…is that really the new hollywood?
Parent TRAMP anyone?
Coke eyes
In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
Thou art lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.
she looks more like a freakin clown than usual
Question for the guys:
Lindsay Lohan in Jamie Lee Curtis body?
Or Jamie Lee Curtis in Lindsay Lohan’s body?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
She must have put her lipstick on while running over people with her car. I wish I were kidding.
“I’m pretty sure she put her lipstick on with a mop.” Ya THINK??????????????? That was a good one if I do say so myself.
Actually, she looks like Bette Davis in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.” LMAO!
wait… is some guy grabbing her boob in picture 11??
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Isn’t she under 21? Don’t these places card? Can’t they be fined for letting her drink?
What I dont understand is why cant she just stay home when she has a bad outbreak of lip herps. She tries so hard to cover it up but looks more like a dirty whore than ever. Stay home and let the meds do their thing you dity girl.
Goddamn. She looks like Jerry Hall – AFTER the Joker threw acid in her face in BATMAN.
She’s going to die any day now……..I just know it.
Or get knocked up.
I’d still let her suck my man-meat.
NICE COKE BLOATED !!! The Lip Gloss doesn’t hide the Herpes simplex on her lip !!! And for the love of all things unholy… DO NOT LET THIS WENCH PRO_CREATE!!!
I dont even care what the hell HoHan is up to today, all i give a fuck about is…
TOMORROW IS MY 23rd Birthday!!!
:)
I’m glad to see she still has the Dirty Sanchez i gave her.
Hohan’ll probably get to the point where she has to shoot up the coke she covets and eventually she’ll get the HIV.
thirsty Lindsay is
drink she must
go to http://www.voteyoda.com
Kev
My daughter is not an alcoholic, does not look like a clown, and does not have herpes!!!! She’s just misunderstood.
@ 43 BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC !!!!
looks like someones been sucking the wrong lollypop lately
What the hell is wrong with this ho?
ugh
she looks like someone shot her in the face with a paintball gun
the too-small-falling-off-my-wide-butt-jean-and-stiletto look is equally disturbing