Lindsay Lohan partied at Anchor Bar with two friends the other night and was spotted “drinking vodka straight from the bottle.” Which, in case you didn’t know, is exactly what’s recommended after leaving rehab. As is getting lip injections and looking like some sort of cartoon clown prostitute. I’m pretty sure she put her lipstick on with a mop.
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numero | May 21, 2007 at 2:18 pm
uno
44 | May 21, 2007 at 2:18 pm
44th
theresa | May 21, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I think the pumped up lips is just too much goopy lipstick. Plus a ‘lil ole purty pout for da cameras!
Fifth Stooge | May 21, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I don’t give a damn about my bad reputation.
teenee | May 21, 2007 at 2:21 pm
ha check out the facial expression of that guy in the background.
Ooba Gooba | May 21, 2007 at 2:22 pm
She’s not an alcoholic. She’s just misunderstood.
Rachael | May 21, 2007 at 2:23 pm
WTF is with her lips?
Ha Ha, the guy’s face in pic 8 is priceless. He’s like – ew….she’s a fucking ugly bitch up close.
KC | May 21, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Can’t sleep, clown’s gonna eat me!
captain obvious | May 21, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Oh my gosh, thats hilarious. She looks like freakin’ Bette Davis in the first few pics, all crazy eyed and lips out. I love how all these celebs try to look like Angelina Jolie w/ their big pouty lip injections. Sorry but it only works on Jolie, she has the facial structure to pull it off and I believe her lips are au natural. Lindsay looks like she wouldn’t even know how to color in a coloring book…stay inside the lines…
margaretta | May 21, 2007 at 2:24 pm
She’s a good actress, she can act like she’s freaking drunk and high at the same time. Oscar! Oscar for the skank!
Looks like the Unibomber in drag.
captain obvious | May 21, 2007 at 2:25 pm
That shot of that guy in the background says it all…WTF??!! Crazy clown bitch!
uberslacker | May 21, 2007 at 2:27 pm
OMG, it’s Sayid from Lost . . .he wants back on the island after seeing that mess up close.
Ralph LaRue | May 21, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Jesus. Slow news day AGAIN?
The Superficial used to stand for something, maaaaaaaan.
Jimbo ? | May 21, 2007 at 2:29 pm
I think some guy woke up the next morning after drinking his ass off the night before, saw that he went home with Lindsay Lohan and cold cocked her in the mouth then he pissed all over her. Look at the front of her sweatshirt
grandpa | May 21, 2007 at 2:30 pm
What’s the big deal? She got caught and had her picture taken after eating out her menstrual girlfriend. I respect her lack of boundaries.
lambman | May 21, 2007 at 2:31 pm
wow, I mean ew.
Carpediem | May 21, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Damn! No wonder she’s at the top of Maxim’s hot 100 list! duh! obvious!
theresa | May 21, 2007 at 2:33 pm
#9—-Man…she does look like Bette Davis in one of her more insane roles! Dead ringer I’ll say.
Spindoc | May 21, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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It’s so nice that she can color outside the lines of her lips to hide the herpes sores and nobody will notice.
Seriously, WTF!?! She looks like she’s been eating after-birth.
Yes and No | May 21, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Why does she pretend to be camera shy and hide in one picture and then strike “model” poses in the next? It’s so odd. And by odd, I mean manic.
Frankrizzo | May 21, 2007 at 2:41 pm
OMG she is sooooo HOT! I love the smeared makeup, and oh wow, she is wearing her hoodie inside out! That is sooo original. When I have children, I am going to name them all after her, and everyday when they wake up, I will tell them the glorious tale of the namesake. We will then bow our heads and say a little prayer that they will grow up to be just like LiLo.
Brady | May 21, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Why the fuck is she posing in most of them, but trying to hide herself in pics 9 and 10.
NO more Lohan Please! | May 21, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Please stop with the Lohan news!!! My brain is melting… By the looks of the comments posted, the other readers brains are melting too.
troller | May 21, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Does she have the Mumps?
Jimbo ? | May 21, 2007 at 2:55 pm
No Herpes
K | May 21, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Oh my God! It looks like she has been using Homer Simpson’s make up gun! I mean come on doesn’t the bitch have a mirror, or a window, or a shiny foil packet she could catch her reflection in!
Ashley | May 21, 2007 at 2:59 pm
WTF happened to her?
Gangster whore clown…is that really the new hollywood?
Parent TRAMP anyone?
Randy | May 21, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Coke eyes
SCOTLAND | May 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter Clementine.
Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
Thou art lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.
deb | May 21, 2007 at 3:07 pm
she looks more like a freakin clown than usual
techclerk | May 21, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Question for the guys:
Lindsay Lohan in Jamie Lee Curtis body?
Or Jamie Lee Curtis in Lindsay Lohan’s body?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
HeySailor | May 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She must have put her lipstick on while running over people with her car. I wish I were kidding.
Alayney | May 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm
“I’m pretty sure she put her lipstick on with a mop.” Ya THINK??????????????? That was a good one if I do say so myself.
Alayney | May 21, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Actually, she looks like Bette Davis in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.” LMAO!
jane | May 21, 2007 at 3:22 pm
wait… is some guy grabbing her boob in picture 11??
Bob Dole | May 21, 2007 at 3:22 pm
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Bob Dole | May 21, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Isn’t she under 21? Don’t these places card? Can’t they be fined for letting her drink?
tequillayum | May 21, 2007 at 3:29 pm
What I dont understand is why cant she just stay home when she has a bad outbreak of lip herps. She tries so hard to cover it up but looks more like a dirty whore than ever. Stay home and let the meds do their thing you dity girl.
Chauncey Gardner | May 21, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Goddamn. She looks like Jerry Hall – AFTER the Joker threw acid in her face in BATMAN.
F-Sucker | May 21, 2007 at 3:41 pm
She’s going to die any day now……..I just know it.
Or get knocked up.
I’d still let her suck my man-meat.
redsonja1313 | May 21, 2007 at 3:49 pm
NICE COKE BLOATED !!! The Lip Gloss doesn’t hide the Herpes simplex on her lip !!! And for the love of all things unholy… DO NOT LET THIS WENCH PRO_CREATE!!!
lickmybutt | May 21, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I dont even care what the hell HoHan is up to today, all i give a fuck about is…
TOMORROW IS MY 23rd Birthday!!!
:)
WallyBungo | May 21, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I’m glad to see she still has the Dirty Sanchez i gave her.
yrmomlovesme | May 21, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Hohan’ll probably get to the point where she has to shoot up the coke she covets and eventually she’ll get the HIV.
www.voteyoda.com | May 21, 2007 at 3:56 pm
thirsty Lindsay is
drink she must
go to http://www.voteyoda.com
Kev
Dina Lohan | May 21, 2007 at 4:18 pm
My daughter is not an alcoholic, does not look like a clown, and does not have herpes!!!! She’s just misunderstood.
redsonja1313 | May 21, 2007 at 4:26 pm
@ 43 BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC !!!!
john | May 21, 2007 at 4:40 pm
looks like someones been sucking the wrong lollypop lately
Danklin | May 21, 2007 at 4:57 pm
What the hell is wrong with this ho?
H.A.L.9000 | May 21, 2007 at 5:02 pm
ugh
she looks like someone shot her in the face with a paintball gun
the too-small-falling-off-my-wide-butt-jean-and-stiletto look is equally disturbing