Lindsay Lohan steals Stavros Niarchos

May 3rd, 2006 // 88 Comments

llohan-stavros-steal.jpgLife & Style is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is responsible for Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos breaking up, and that just hours after Paris left for Australia, Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing


  1. Pearly

    Now why would LL want Paris leftovers?? Oh right, 275 million. That’s pretty attractive if you’re a coke whore on your way out of the limelight…

  2. mamadough

    wait, she was dancing? i thought her fuckin foot was broken. hopefully, the crack in the foot (connected to leg bone, leg bone connected to the hip bone) makes it way up to the leg, leaving her permanently cripple and disfigured. dragging her leg around like a dead tijuana crack whore. looking like polio or something. like the homeless people you see in the UK.

  3. BarbadoSlim

    This is it folks, call your stockbroker and tell him to buy…BUY BUY !!!!! Valtrex stock.

    Your portfolio will thank you.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    Let me shed some light on you dream #25, her vagina was talking about the decline of the Roman Empire after the end Augustus’ reign.

    pretty standard vagina dream.

  5. Italian Stallion

    His hand needs WINDEX…………

  6. tinkerbelle

    #52 – oh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! lol!!!! great, just GREAT!

  7. sherry-co

    TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE…just a reminder..

  8. Jacq

    #57 – Loves to cuddle little boys. We’ve been saying TCLTC for HOW long? You JUST came up with that? I guess relative to others at the Centre, you’re a fucking genius.

  9. Colombianspeakenglishtoo

    ha! I really hate paris ..like I really do and though lindsay is kind of creepy, bulimic, drug-adict and sluty she is so much cooler than that 6 foot tall amazon air-head blonde

  10. Colombianspeakenglishtoo

    ha! I really hate pariis like I really do and though linsay is kind of creepy bulimic drug-adict and sluty she is so much cooler and so much more beatiful just wich she stop setteling for the other air-head whores left-overs

  11. Zanna

    #59 & 60 – change your name to COLUMBIANNEEDSTOGOBACKTOENGLISHCLASS

    what are you doing out of the picket line anyway.

  12. sherry-co

    Free these SOULS, show them the way to EMPOWERMENT of SCIENTOLOGY…Dont judge them, they know not what they do or say.. Instead EMBRACE L.Ron Hubbards CHILDREN..Bring them into the SCIENTOLOGY Family…AMEN..

    TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE…just a reminder..

  13. @ 61 – I hope you are a chick, because the fantasies I am having about you right now would be “Tom Cruise Creepy” if you’re a guy.

  14. Iambananas

    Stop preaching about scientology… it’s freaking me out… no one else says anyhting about tehir spiritual beliefs, so keep yours to yourself. And I don’t think thats what that stands for…

    SOMEONE SAY WHAT IS REALLY STANDS FOR PLEASE….

  15. Iambananas

    #61!!! HA HA HA You’re awesome.

  16. sundaybl00dysunday

    THE STUDENT PASSES THE TEACHER!!!!!
    Now is Lindsay LowHore who has the Master of Whoring haha!!

    anyway more herpes less herpes, poor Stavros, he has Paris’ herpes now LowHore’s herpes.

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    They are disgusting!!!!!

  17. sundaybl00dysunday

    BTW Narchios is a multi billionaire does this stupid easy whore think he is gonna keep her anyhow??? well.. er… NOOOO he will end up marrying a wealthy classy trophy girl not the new Mater no. slut Lindsay LowHore

  18. sundaybl00dysunday

    @ 60 Lindsay Lohan herself is an air-head whore

  19. I like this Niachos family. But I always thought that those tasty appetizers at Chevy’s were Mexican, not Greek.

  20. Sheva

    Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up!
    I love her. She’s the whore of Babylon!

  21. This story smells rotten. I think Hohan has better tastes.

    And it took you guys long enough. I don’t care what you think, when is that going to sink in?

  22. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    #48,
    Well, since we’re googling to see the word origin of herpes, yes, it does STEM from a Greek word (herpein), but it means “to creep”, so I don’t think cheez-wiz (Niarchos, Nachos, get it?) would have figured that one out. So HA.

  23. parisdepaul

    That’s HOT! :) That’s all I’ve got to say about that

  24. Lindz_Blowhan

    I must say I find it amusing that Stavros went running from Paris to Lindsay. That’s like lighting yourself on fire and then pouring gasoline over your head.

    The amount of shock put into the sentence about him putting his hand up her skirt is also surprsing. Much like the fact she was wearing a skirt at all, and we all know about her underwear situation….you’d think the picture of her flabby grandpa ass would have turned guys off, but apparently Stavros wanted to see for himself.

  25. Italian Stallion

    @10 is that really MeganHarris?

    Does her face need:
    A) Windex
    B) Holy Water
    C) Plastic Surgery
    D) A Bag
    E) All of the above

    I know, I know, E is to easy……..

  26. well..then thast means lindsay offcialy had either AIDS or herpes or both

  27. gammanormids

    Have you see how these starlets fight over boys who are completely useless and worthless as they though they are the big thing: Fex, K.Fed, Niarchos, Aaron Carter! come on, girls! If you want to fight, at least get better boys!

  28. It’s all good, because Stavros is gay anyway. He hooks up with this guy named Brian Quintanna. Hush hush.

  29. Fa Cube Itches

    Saw her in a tattoo parlor up on Sunset Blvd. last week getting “NEXT” inked on her thigh. Class-sy! (Seriously, it was in script and everything!)

  30. Yourstruly

    Sloppy seconds with a side order of herpes please!!
    She’s an idiot.

  31. Dr.Rokter

    #72

    Awww, don’t be nasty now. I was only being a smart ass, and not not to you. And as a point of clarification, I wasn’t using Google to find out anything. And I already knew the meaning of the word. Just like I’m sure you didn’t have to Google the geneology of Hermes (which you kindly provided us all). Knowing completely useless shit is why I’m tens of thousands of dollars in debt for higher education.

  32. tess

    I guess Blond & Red Skeletor are in competition as to who will get HIV first. My advice to their new victims, Matt & Stavros: run guys, run!! The first has to stay healthy if he wants to become a rich sports champ, the latter is way too loaded with cash to die now. They don’t need to fill another STD statistic.
    As for the skanks fate: it’s a close call. I haven’t seen Paris use a condom in her infamous tape and Lindsay was foolish enough to sleep with Wilmer Chlamydia. I mean, the guy is bragging aubout having shagged every single young chick in Tinseltown: that’s scary.
    Say no to whore guys!!!

  33. Mercenary

    I remember some time ago there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan has herpes, then the recent stuff about Paris Hilton’s herpes.
    Stavros probably thought:
    “Now that I have the Paris herpes, I can also bang some other celebrity herpes bitches”

  34. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Dr. Rokter,
    Apparently your higher education didn’t buy you the ability to sense good-humored sarcasm.
    HA.

  35. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    And I DID Google it. Because I’m such an idiot.

  36. large_sized_teen

    god, anything to stay in the news, huh Linds? stealing men, deporting fools, making Christian singers cry, going pantyless with a short skirt in the wind… damn.

    86th.

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