Lindsay Lohan steals Stavros Niarchos

May 3rd, 2006 // 88 Comments

llohan-stavros-steal.jpgLife & Style is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is responsible for Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos breaking up, and that just hours after Paris left for Australia, Niarchos was spotted “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing


  1. Jayvee

    BITCH.

  2. Jayvee

    Hehe, first and all that jazz. But anyways.

    Is Lindsay on some sort of serious year-long rebound after Wilmer? She seems to love stealing peoples boyfriends and shagging aging stars.

  3. watcher

    i love young fat sluts.

  4. RobotAttack

    all their STDs will just be recycled in this same group of whores until a giant super STD is formed and whipes out all slutty celebrities on the planet! … a girl can dream, right?

  5. Jayvee

    #4 It already exists. Parisite Hiltonus.

  6. Sodomy_is_for_Girls

    What the fuck, is this guy trying to get every possible STD?
    Jesus.
    That’s like eating the garbage a homeless guy threw up just because you’re curious to see what it tastes like.

  7. PapaHotNuts

    That explains why he now has only one hand.

  8. playahater101

    Someone should warn Matt Leinart about how easily herpes is spread. And that there is no cure.

    I don’t get what is so great about this Stavros guy. He really isn’t that good looking. Maybe his $275 million makes him a whole lot more attractive.

  9. Tatamo

    What the hell is wrong with these HOOKERS…they keep passing around the same dick….step outside of Hollywood….for one time…

  10. Unknown

    http://popsugar.com/6682
    If you scroll down about a third of the page you can see a pic of MeganHarris.

  11. IwearBananahammocks

    I think Stavros Niarchos must love raunchy herpe infected women. I mean the guy has a billion dollars and the best he can do is Lindsay and Paris. I wouldn’t either whore touch any part of me. I couldn’t imagine fucking Skeletor.

  12. Trotter

    Lindsay and Paris.
    Bread and Butter.
    Murder and Rape.
    Anal Warts and Chlamydia.
    MeganHarris and Ugly.

  13. suzy

    what is up with this guy? why is he so special…???

  14. I dunno, if that is Megan Harris, I kinda think she’s cute. But I have always been told I have weird taste in women, like that time I got caught kissing Teri Hatcher on the beach…..I mean that time Ryan Seacrest got caught. Dammit!

    Seacrest out.

    I mean Gerald out.

    I mean…..ahhhhhh.

  15. PapaHotNuts

    @ 10-

    Please let that be MeganHarris! What an ugly pile of pigshit. I would assume that she is using a satirical picture of a random person on the internet trying to draw a laugh from someone, because that bitch looks like a bucket of shit, minus the bucket. She belongs in a sequel to “Children of the Corn” , but it would have to be retitled, “Really Ugly Children of the Corn”, or just “Children that were so ugly the Corn died on the stalk”.

  16. scarlett138

    HA HAHAH HAAHAHHA…oh man, lol

    i love young hollywood and all their sexcapades, really. I just say they all screw each other in one big orgy

  17. Kelly

    That’s what happens when one whore steals another male whore from onther ho.

  18. My question, what the fuck makes this Greek guy (read Michael Jackson) such a “steal”?

    Seriously, how does this guy feel, he’s being passed around like a party favor. At a really skanky STD laden whore party.

  19. Stavros’ family must be thanking Zeus that the relationship is over.

  20. @19 – Hahaha, very funny.

  21. evilcookie007

    I think Lindsey & Paris are in a competition to see who can spread The Herp across the Western half of the US first.

  22. Shan

    Which one do you think would win the ass kicking contest…

  23. xmarcelax

    she looks llke she’s on coke aigain, look at her (non)cheeks

    i hate to say that, but she looks kind of hot.

  24. Italian Stallion

    Who needs mommy and daddy money when you can transfer herpes and snort lines…..Lindsay, next stop, Drug Rehab with an in house STD clinic

  25. Dr.Rokter

    You ever have one of those dreams where you’re about to get with a lady, and her vagina starts talking to you and saying things like, “Don’t do that!” or, “Wait ’till your father gets home!”?

    Last night I had one about Lindsey Lohan, which is the first time a bona fide celebrity has been in one of those dreams. And the funny thing is, I never found her attractive, but me and her talking vagina had a great discussion about something I can’t quite remember. I wish I could. It sure was a good talker.

  26. Fisher55

    paris wins. matt leinart’s tha bomb

  27. Kbartender

    Yo, Megan Harris is SO pretty.

    P.S. It’s opposite day, ok guys?

  28. To me this says that Lindsey already has herpes.

    If she didn’t, why would she date one of Paris’s Exboyfriends and risk getting it?

  29. Iambananas

    I COULD NOT CARE LESS about Lindsey Hohan. She used to be cool, now she just acts way older than she is and by the time she is thirty, she will look fifty. She needs serious help.

  30. Akapee

    when will these maneaters stop eating in hollywood bars and start eating on the ordinary street bars?

  31. DaveBenner

    Hey Megan Harris, you look like the pale-faced broad from Sex and the City. Or so I hear, because I’ve never watched that . . . shit, I’ve already said too much. But seriously, you look like her. Creepy.

  32. So it’s now safe to say that Lindsey Hohan has Paris Hilton’s STDs? And just what was Stavros looking for under her skirt? Maybe he was looking for her butt. I imagine he eventually gave up.

  33. saltpeanuts

    This Stavros guy must have a really big pecker. Can’t wait for the headline “Tom Cruise Steals Stavros From Lohan”

    Oh, wait, nevermind, Stavros has a really big bank account.

  34. Lou

    # 31 You mean Miranda…uh I mean I don’t watch that show either.

  35. gogoboots

    HAHAHA! Revenge is sweet. I do dislike Paris more the Linds, then again, I’m not sure why she’s such a slut these days. She better be careful that nasty herpes is contagious, YUCK!

  36. shoof

    In the picture from the msnbc source it looks like Lohan is perfecting the Hilton ‘wonky eye’ thing.

  37. Bad_kitty_cat

    Oh Stavros you man-whore!!

    I just pray that you will impregnate neither one of them!! One freakatoid kid per year is all I can handdle! (two if you count the Federline-Spears spawn of hell)

    Incidentally… TCLTC

  38. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    He’s really in the Hollywood buffet line for STD’s. He’s Greek, maybe he doesn’t know what “herpes” is. Maybe he thought Paris was talking about “Hermes”, the son of Zeus and nymph Maia, and he thought it was so sweet that she was trying to learn about his culture.

  39. Gish

    Dead before 25. Girl’s got some screws loose AND has been loosly screwing a bit much. Factor in the “injuries” upon stepping out of the shower, eeeyyyeah, ok, and you’ve got one messed up pup.

  40. Libraesque

    WTF is a 19 year old living at a hotel for??? Is Heidi Fleiss back in business?

  41. Bad_kitty_cat

    You mean bitch right? :-P

  42. D-Rock

    What the fuck is Matt Leinart thinking? Dude can get any girl he wants. Maybe going #10 in the draft wrecked his self-esteem, so he just grabbed any old whore off the street for validation. At any rate, Matt, hide your Heisman trophy. Lord knows what Paris will try and do with it, especially after a few cans of sparkling wine.

  43. Lou

    Is she only 19? I’ve seen 40 year old bar flies look less worn. She really should include more than cum and coke in her diet.

  44. Paris could probably fit a football inside easily.

  45. Haroof

    Why are people paying this skank money to do ANYTHING.

    She should be jobless & not on the front page of any websites.

    Pathetic.

  46. pinky_nip

    All these sluts are like door knobs, everyone gets a turn. *Badda Ching*

  47. PocketRocket

    Poor Stavros . . . he’ll NEVER get that smell off of his hand.

    Rumor has that Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.

  48. Dr.Rokter

    #38

    Seeing as “herpes” is a Greek word, I’m sure he’s well aware of the risks involved -but he comes from a people who used to slather themselves in olive oil and roll around in the dirt with each other, and I believe they became resistant to these things centuries ago.

  49. Lindsey, Paris, Ashley Simpson, they all belong to the Beverly Hills Containment Club. They date each other’s boyfriends in an unselfish effort to contain the terrible strain of Hollywood Herpes Complex Virus. By keeping their infected men safely amongst their own scabrous fold, they protect the rest of us from infection. These women are heroes.

  50. desi havoc

    The only thing Lindsay won’t steal is some actual talent

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