Lindsay Lohan stealing boyfriends AND fur coats?

May 6th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has gone from nympho (yay!) to klepto (aw.). Last night she was spotted getting close with Nicole Richie’s man Joel Madden at Hornitos (above). But that’s not her only caper. The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay allegedly ganked a fur coat from a Columbia student back in January. And has been photographed wearing the coat:

Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket – a gift from her grandmother – while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning hours of Jan. 26.
She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said.
Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn’t believe her eyes – Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat.

Masha, who is now seeking $10,000 in damages, eventually got the coat back after her lawyer contacted Lindsay’s attorney Blaire Berk. 1Oak acted as a middleman for the transaction:

Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up.
Still, she wants answers – and Lohan to own up to swiping her coat.
“I don’t see how it could have been an accident,” Markova said.

But what about the pressing matter of Lindsay and new father Joel Madden? No big deal. You see, Nicole and Joel have a relationship built on trust. Nicole knows Joel will always come back home and stay faithful to his love. In the meantime, she’s perfectly content staying in and shooting heroin while a complete stranger rears their child in a secluded part of the mansion. And people say family values are eroding in this country. Pfft. Hogwash.


  1. Jess

    What the hell kind of fashion are her pants. Is she sponsoring a bike-a-ton? Stupid cunt!

  2. Jess

    What the hell kind of fashion are her pants. Is she sponsoring a bike-a-ton? Stupid cunt!

  3. herbiefrog

    we see people have been digging : )

    and… ?

    want us to throw a stone at you

    sin is all relative

    or reletive [is that... b*gger theyre spelt [spelled[] same

  4. britney's weave

    @ 1: dude, how did you get your comment to come out upside down? that’s way cooler than LL.

  5. britney's weave

    ?? ?o? ???

    nevermind

  6. jane

    ugliest fucking coat i have ever seen

  7. truth

    #53 is Lindsay Lohan.

  8. jzz

    that’s not Lohan, that’s Sharon Stone isn’t it?

  9. Michael99s11

    She looks cute….Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on ‘richloving.com’, a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

  10. justifiable

    #23 I assume you mean the USA where there’s a concept of private property and people can be prosecuted for theft?
    LiLo’s already had a full experience with entitlement, being able to drink while underage and not getting her ass tossing in the slammer for numerous DUIs, but getting a pass for a victimless crime is one thing . Actually flat-out taking shit – and valuable shit at that – that you know full well you don’t own, and then flaunt it – is just too much. She has no more character than she has sobriety and the sooner she fades from the scene, the better.
    When she’s next invited to a private home, I hope they’re smart enough to up their insuirance and have her followed by a security detail.

  11. She fucked in that coat.

  12. Gunion

    This is what passes for “celebrities” in LA these days. What a fucking hellhole

  13. LISTEN:
    When the need for stuff is there but the money is “MISSING”, WHAT TO DO?
    Just take it and pretend you’re a very famous person and “BORROW” the damn coat, YOU WHORE!!

  14. amy

    She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  15. jules

    OK… I don’t get it?? Why is everyone taking the time out of their lives to rag on poor Lohan? Shes the clasic case of celebrity started too young. Like you all haven’t exercised sheer gluttony. Haven’t you ever stopped to think that maybe the fact that the media just won’t leave the girl alone, has a HUGE role in her contstant downward spirals?? LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!

  16. jules

    PS, I do believe that’s ben and not joel

  17. Sasha

    That’ definitely Joel. Benji has tattoos all over his right hand.

  18. donkey ass

    i love lindsey lohan ; she is a goddess, and should be worshipped
    all you all are haters!
    she is rich and hot and you all suck donkey ass!

  19. hogwash

    you assholes!
    give her a break, that coat looks better on her than that lamo she stole it from. since it looks good on her it’s hers!!!

  20. arii

    for pete’s sake!
    licenses for owning a dog are required, but any idiot with an IQ of single digits can use the internet and post comments with no intervention? and not even be required to use spellcheck?! where is the justice??!!

  21. Terina

    Lindsay, why would you want a fur coat anyway? Eww. Fur is not humane.

  22. mike richmond

    lindsay look sohot in the fur coat

  23. mike richmond

    lindsay look sohot in the fur coat

  24. mike richmond

    and if u haven’t made love to some one in fur , don’t knock it till you’ve done it sooo soft what a turn on

Leave A Comment